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When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

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  • Sometime in 2025

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  • Sometime in 2026

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  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

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Jack’s big new and exciting month of August surprises that he mentioned on Facebook a few pages ago is probably just him enabling moderated comments and striking channels that make fun of him. Riveting.
 
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El Arca #2 - Stanton, CA

Jack and the boys went to a little little hole in the wall. Here is the place:El Arca #210424 Knott AveStanton, CA 90680(714) 826-2326Check out Jack's Line o...
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On todays trip down jacking down memory lane:

Features a guy who clearly doesn't not enjoy being around jack and being filmed. He quietly eats his fajitas in peace at the edge of the table after jack annoys the shit out of him while recording his food.

Also features jack make a joke about his friend's head rolls that I found relatively funny including an clever edit for the punchline that only goes to show how bad his production skills have gotten.

Also features a underrated roast his jack Jr to his dad.

Lastly christian jack makes a very no Christian comment about "poor" people food when they talk about cabeza and lengua tacos (imo 2 of my favorite kinds of taco).
 
Joycondrift said:
youtu.be

El Arca #2 - Stanton, CA

Jack and the boys went to a little little hole in the wall. Here is the place:El Arca #210424 Knott AveStanton, CA 90680(714) 826-2326Check out Jack's Line o...
youtu.be youtu.be

On todays trip down jacking down memory lane:

Features a guy who clearly doesn't not enjoy being around jack and being filmed. He quietly eats his fajitas in peace at the edge of the table after jack annoys the shit out of him while recording his food.

Also features jack make a joke about his friend's head rolls that I found relatively funny including an clever edit for the punchline that only goes to show how bad his production skills have gotten.

Also features a underrated roast his jack Jr to his dad.

Lastly christian jack makes a very no Christian comment about "poor" people food when they talk about cabeza and lengua tacos (imo 2 of my favorite kinds of taco).
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At 5:07 he gives jack the most hateful look I have ever seen. Is Jack so oblivious that he doesn't realize this guy does not want to be filmed by him let alone have anything to do with him? I wonder why he feels so much hatred towards Jack. At 7:25 people are getting their meals and Jack rudely blurts out "WHERE"S MINE?". He may have been joking but something I have noticed is that when Jack "jokes" he does it in a normal voice without sarcasm so you can't tell it is a joke and people take it seriously.
 
Dondeld Dock said:
Yeah, and being atleast tenfold more competent at cooking than Jack.
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He could outcook jack with one hand tied behind his back.

Samanthamatic said:
Awesome news, did he say so in the livestream? Missed it sadly.
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Yea he mentioned that his step dad had an offer in for a place. Apparently the last restaurant closed partially because of covid and partially because his mother was sick of running the restaurant.

rubytintedchix said:
Jack’s big new and exciting month of August surprises that he mentioned on Facebook a few pages ago is probably just him enabling moderated comments and striking channels that make fun of him. Riveting.
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Shame he hasn't pissed off anyone that is a lawyer or otherwise has free access to the legal system. It would be glorious to see Jack annihilated by lawfare. It would be glorious to see jack destroyed by legal fees and punitive fines for his frivolous copyright abuse. That would be enough to give him strokes 3 and 4.
 
captkrisma said:
Looking over the fantasy league rules again and it seems like Jack again is allowing QB Flex, but other than that it looks pretty standard. Some leagues only give 4 points for passing TD, but yahoo defaults to 6. He's trying to be less blatant about cheating this year (which you know he will).
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jack's logic of course is "well QBs get the most points so i want more than just one!"

flex should only be RB/WR/TE
 
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Moans and then gets giddy like a schoolgirl after taking a bite of a papusa. Ugh.
 
Schmuck of Ages said:
No Jack people get song lyrics stuck in their head you arent some agent of the divine.
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Jack uses religion the same way he uses people, as narcissism fuel.
Archie_Kimkicker said:
Are narcissists even neurologically capable of possessing a desire to seek greater meaning?
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I don't see why not. Actually achieving it would be complicated. Since their entire personality is a façade. They can easily convince themselves they've experienced enlightenment without actually having experienced states of higher consciousness. Who needs to put in that kind of work though when you can just claim divine intervention through song lyrics?
 
Aaway said:
fatty's on his jesus bullshit today

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According to the Stroke Association, auditory hallucinations have a 1 in 20 chance of occurring after an acute stroke, and can show up days or weeks after the initial event. God or neurological damage, you decide!

Also, is "circle prayer" common in other Christian denominations? I'd expect that such ritualistic action would be decried as pagan or occult, but I'm not deeply versed in Murderecclesiology.
 
jack can barely walk a couple steps in his kitchen so i highly doubt he was walking in circles while praying (which is a hilarious thought)

unless he was doing donuts on his scooter
 
Aaway said:
jack can barely walk a couple steps in his kitchen so i highly doubt he was walking in circles while praying (which is a hilarious thought)

unless he was doing donuts on his scooter
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Jack walking in a circle probably looks similar to a duck with one of its webbed feet nailed to the floor.
 
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