Not to kill your vibe, Bassomatic, but this kid is fucked in the head to a degree. I feel like his parents barely raised him— Jack was the “stay-at-home father” and as an aspiring stay-at-home father one day, that works flexibly while my child is napping and/or at school, we know first hand that the only quality time Sr spent with Jr was taking him out to film JoTG episodes. If Sr is busy cooking with CwJ, being lazy as hell, watching the game, etc etc then what nurturing aspects did he receive growing up? I’m going to assume Tammy came home and mainly did her own thing, maybe helped Jr with his homework but that’s the extent of it. I know Jr played football growing up. Did he wrestle in high school? He seemed like a quiet kid growing up (I was as well) and then earlier this year our lolcow shenanigans bled onto Reddit slightly in regards to the choking incident and I read one comment from a Redditor that claimed to have gone to HS with Jr, saying he was very quiet and kinda distanced because word got around that his father almost choked him to death (of course we know this is Garrett but it seems like no HS student interrogated about it (makes sense) and just assumed it was Jr that Sr was talking about). So I imagine that weirded the kids out— new kid comes to our school so we look him up and find the controversial video of his dad finding pleasure, to an extent, of choking his son and his mom sits there with a smile on her face. I feel like Jr only found friendship through sportsmanship ever in his life, minus Brianna, she must have said, “new boy a QT” and really got manipulated into the whole relationship thing because sweetie, you should date a real man not one that LARPs one because he has big arm muscles. This kid really is fucking brain damaged. I know he watched Archer during high school because I once stumbled upon his Spanish video project that was like a day to day activity list voice over’d in Espanol. That is like the most sex crazed cartoon on the market and I’m sure pedophilia is touched upon.. so if Jr had to learn that pedophilia is a no-no from Archer then go back and watch a few episodes there, chum. Anyways, I will reiterate that Jr is quite the fuck up. Let’s be real, shit happens and maybe college isn’t for you. If he couldn’t handle it after a week or a month then either put on your big boy pants and force yourself to read the history, science, psychology etc books they make you read, because the first semester has literally nothing to do with your major, so you can get a degree and go places in life, or learn a trade. If Jr was a smart 21 year old adult and not some kid running around yelling ORANGE CRUSH and being a white nigga, he would obliterate all of his social media accounts, worship Jesus like a normal person of society that is religious, and do something commemorative with his life. Jr, be an average Joe even though you apparently “despise” it. Unless you want your wife to leave you, be homeless, and get arrested for having a pic of long john Johnson’s Johnson in your phone because you were taking pics of his knees and his cock slipped out from the bottom of his shorts.
