💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Dave Meltzer]

With the labor shortages fast food is having (several places near me have began closing at 8pm due to staffing issues) and how busy they get (McDonald's and Taco Bell near me are making a killing, every time I drive by their drive thru's are packed) mushbrain really thinks the employees are going to rush to answer the phone, which is more than likely a customer complaining (fuck it, let them contact corporate) or actually corporate. Who unless it's an unlikely emergency, isn't going to call the store at that time for the usual reasons they might call. And obviously no one is making a personal call to the store, because fucking cell phones.

Isn't it obvious? 10 acres can accommodate a lot of grills and smokers. I hope Jack's dream comes true, and he leaves a property overrun with a sea of rusting, dilapidated ones after stroke 3 sends Jack to burn like charcoal for eternity.

I'd like to see Jack take on a bigger project and build 1 giant smoker instead of having 10 acres full of smaller ones. I realize this could be asking for some kind of environmental disaster that could create another Centralia Pennsylvania in Tennessee.

 

[AnOminous]

And the recent idea of tower gardens means that they could grow their own food and Q-Tard Cali and Tammy Jr could live in the second house.

He can't grow pure lard in a garden, however much he wants to.

 

[FatJacksFatAssTongue]

If Jr declines the offer to move into the second house he can have Chef NeckBeard move in there. Better yet TamTam can have her own place while over-the-moon giddy FatJack shares the other house with his new ‘friend’.

 

[AnOminous]

71% of the county went for Trump in 2016, so the area is not seeing a blueing in the suburbs like a lot of other parts of the country are. Jack is completely out of touch with reality if he thinks the area is getting liberal.

If anything, Jack is the liberal. I doubt anyone else in the entire town makes the cocksucking soy boy face like he does.

 

[rubytintedchix]

the whole compound thing is just bizarre

first of all, what on earth would the scalfanis do with 10 acres? does jack intend on living off the land and growing their own crops? because el oh fucking el. motherfucker can barely even walk a couple feet. not to mention jack is the laziest person on the planet. his comments about "lake or creek a plus" and "sewage/gas a plus" hint at that being what he has in mind. there's absolutely no way tammy would entertain such a ridiculous idea. like someone else mentioned, it's another jack fantasy like his idea of started a youtube production studio

and there's no way this has anything to do with doomsday prepping. fatty is far too lazy for that

The Fatfani’s need a single family ranch where everything is on one floor so when Jack becomes a vegetable he’ll be able to be easily wheeled from room to room.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

This is very telling about how food is his true love, this is him probably trying to figure out when and how to get food delivered to him while Tammy's out so he can "ChEaT sMaRt" and how he possibly is on a fast food Black List given this little detail.

Don't they have Uber Eats or some other food delivery service? It's much easier to call them up, pay whatever the service or surcharge those places have and have it delivered.

I'm betting he's going to want to do a Chicken Sandwich Wars and since Popeye's is the reining king, according to the internet, then he wants to find out about their sandwich and probably if they want to sponsor him for it like Juicy and Delicious did for Burger Wars.

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

Don't they have Uber Eats or some other food delivery service? It's much easier to call them up, pay whatever the service or surcharge those places have and have it delivered.

I'm betting he's going to want to do a Chicken Sandwich Wars and since Popeye's is the reining king, according to the internet, then he wants to find out about their sandwich and probably if they want to sponsor him for it like Juicy and Delicious did for Burger Wars.

Its just stupid enough for Jack to believe that a random Popeye's employee has the authority and capability to sponsor a youtube channel.

 

[Archie_Kimkicker]

Maybe Dad Bod Cali is feeling super homesick when Tammy Jr doesn't cook his tendies correctly.

I will reserve judgement until I can ascertain whether Tammy Jr has sustained any sudden black eyes.

 

[Dave Meltzer]

Its just stupid enough for Jack to believe that a random Popeye's employee has the authority and capability to sponsor a youtube channel.

No doubt. Remember he called a Chick Fil A store to ask some store manager what they intend to do with their profit. There are so many reasons that he could be calling. Including trying to get them to carry his BBQ sauce.

He's also the kind of guy that will call and complain just to try and get comped his next meal. So he could be pretending they forgot something in his meal.

I wouldn't put it past him to call and complain that they put biscuits in their meals and he's keto.

 

[FatJacksFatAssTongue]

You know those biscuits will always go straight down his fat throat, no doubt. Camera off of course.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I for one, welcome the doomsday prepper Jack saga. Who doesn't like eating cans of pure botulism?

Jack could try to steal some of Steve1989's audience, although he'd have to stick to emergency rations that don't need a can opener.

 

[salmonellajack]

My hunch.... Someone's kid who lives on Jack's street came out as gay and this is why he wants to move far away. Or someone gay moved there. Jack now has to escape any shred of gay. He already admitted he chose his church based on their levels of gay hate in the "took him down to the ground" video.

I have no proof of the above but if Jack hates anything it's the gays. He can't face that he is homosexual and I can't think of anything else that would scare him into moving house as much as being near anyone gay and having to confront his own sexuality.

 

[Schmuck of Ages]

My hunch.... Someone's kid who lives on Jack's street came out as gay and this is why he wants to move far away. Or someone gay moved there. Jack now has to escape any shred of gay. He already admitted he chose his church based on their levels of gay hate in the "took him down to the ground" video.

I have no proof of the above but if Jack hates anything it's the gays. He can't face that he is homosexual and I can't think of anything else that would scare him into moving house as much as being near anyone gay and having to confront his own sexuality.

A LGBTQ or nonwhite neighbor moving in is the safe bet but I bet this is Tammy's idea.

 

[EvilDroid64]

A LGBTQ or nonwhite neighbor moving in is the safe bet but I bet this is Tammy's idea.

It's a Jack fantasy. They can't afford half the price of what Jack is hoping God will give him with their assets, the money they spend and one income at most. Jack doesn't understand what things (aside from fast food) cost because he hasn't worked in decades, and he's going to start complaining about the price of fast food soon because he doesn't understand rising labor costs.

 

[GoodFattyDeadFatty]

Isn’t Jr a bit old for this?

 

[Archie_Kimkicker]

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Isn’t Jr a bit old for this?

Yes but the rest of them bois are just right for Dad Bod Qali!

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

Jack could try to steal some of Steve1989's audience, although he'd have to stick to emergency rations that don't need a can opener.

I would love to see Jack try to do MREs. Steve is so good at what he does that it would be hilarious to see Jack try and match him.

That being said, Jack is likely immune to botulism so he has one advantage over MRESteve.

 

[Dead Air]

the whole compound thing is just bizarre

first of all, what on earth would the scalfanis do with 10 acres? does jack intend on living off the land and growing their own crops? because el oh fucking el. motherfucker can barely even walk a couple feet. not to mention jack is the laziest person on the planet. his comments about "lake or creek a plus" and "sewage/gas a plus" hint at that being what he has in mind. there's absolutely no way tammy would entertain such a ridiculous idea. like someone else mentioned, it's another jack fantasy like his idea of started a youtube production studio

and there's no way this has anything to do with doomsday prepping. fatty is far too lazy for that

My thought was how is Jack going to mow 10 acres of land. He could hire someone to do it, but you don't mow 10 acres with a regular lawn mower and that is gonna be massively expensive if he hires it out. I guess it's not Jack's money so what does he care though right? And I sure don't see Cali getting out there to do it.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

My bet is one or more persons in his neighborhood is flying a rainbow flag for pride month.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

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Isn’t Jr a bit old for this?

He's right where he wants to be, surrounded by young boys, just like his father would want to be.