Aaway
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i'd consider it a "job" if he was actually making money off YT
can't imagine getting 4-5k views on a couple videos per week amounts to much
💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental
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can't imagine getting 4-5k views on a couple videos per week amounts to much
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You missed the part where he said he's been sitting around looking at snow all week, I take it.
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That's when Tammy's paycheck hits and they can get more than one meat lovers pizza in one visit.
Buck Mullet
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"This is the first step in getting my hand back to normal..." after two years. Two fucking years later Jack takes the "first step" in getting better. Lazy man indeed.
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What's the over/under on Jack eating his own arm when it becomes so useless it needs to be amputated?
JackIsBlack
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I could definitely see him trying to once again manipulate his audience’s perception of him and his “positive lifestyle choices” either by eating his own arm, or getting the amputation. He’ll wear some kind of draped cape over his right shoulder and tell everyone, “This is a therapeutic technique.. think of a giant icy-hot patch. This is what the cape does. Oh and you guys won’t believe it, [insert name of the latest diet here] has me down 50 pounds in 3 days. Can you believe it? Amazing.”
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And yet his arm will still be undercooked.
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That's about a couple years too late for this.
He's really desperate to pretend that he gives a single rotten fuck about getting healthier given his serious shilling for a diet he isn't following and is clearly not being sponsored by, and now this shit.
It's obvious he's only doing this because he probably got sick of people mocking his dead, cell fluid filled arm. Hell, in this cut, he even made sure to get Tammy to massage out the cell fluid or some shit to hide the fact it's dead. And he's only pushing it now since he got this for free.
He'll just skip out besides mentioning and shilling this as his NEW pretend sponsor. Just like all the other lies he fucking says with a straight face.
JackIsBlack
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We should all buy up the .amputee web real estate before Jack promotes it and it becomes a hot commodity.
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Saebo is topnotch equipment for stroke survivors, problem is that this lazy fuck should have used it right after his second stroke and his arm wouldn't be in the shape it is today. He maybe would even have regained a sizeable percentage of ability to use both arm and hand.
Now it's just a waste of time and money. Dumbass.
If I would be a "certain" youtuber whos most popular video sits at 12 million views and from there on viewership went only downwards, I would have asked myself a long time ago:
a) what went wrong?
b) how can I regain popularity?
c) maybe a rebranding of the channel would do the trick?
d) maybe I need to learn at least the basics of cooking?
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In just 3 days he is already feeling no pain and tension is gone it's a miracle. If it was that easy why didn't he work his arm out as soon as he had the stroke in 2018?
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He did, but after a few months his arm wasn't back to 100% so he decided the Lord could do it better and quit physical therapy and started praying... and that's when his arm died. Now it's too late.
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Actually he wanted to get some rehab glove thing that would have helped him regain part of his mobility but they wouldn't give it to him for free so he said he'd let the Lord heal him.
I mean amputees or people with life threatening cancer can wait. No, Jack needs his arm working right away!
And of course he still has his gimpy right leg that he drags behind him. No therapy for that because he's always filmed from the waist up.
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Ah that's right, I remember now. It was some gimmicky thing too I think, not like the one he is using now, two years too late.
But was anyone else surprised to hear him talk about having feeling in the dead hand? I had been under the impression that it would be completely numb. The few times he's tried to cut something on camera I always chuckle to myself at the thought of him accidentally cutting off a finger from the dead hand and not noticing, but apparently that wouldn't be the case.
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I can’t imagine that having a permanent death grip and an entire limb filled with severe edema would feel pleasant. Just having to look at that monstrosity would hurt.
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the fact that he just lets it hang down instead of putting it in a sling is what i feel would be the most uncomfortable thing. i'm shocked he hasn't experienced any sort of shoulder problems as a result
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Jack started off in January at around 290lbs, at 5'6". Damn.
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290 is about 100 less than I pegged him at. So I guess at least there’s that?
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This is like the twentieth time he's taken the "first step" to getting his arm back to normal. He was faced with literally losing his arm and he still chose the option of doing nothing because he's too lazy to put in the effort.
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I refuse to believe that weight. I'm assuming Jack is lying now and Jack lied then to the Profile diet coach who took his word for it because they don't really give a shit.
And if you only have to enter your own weight into the app and the diet coach has nothing to do with it then it's even easier for him to lie.