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When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

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  • Sometime in 2025

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  • Sometime in 2026

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  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

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"No need to give you details" I hate that shit. Then don't say anything. Reminds me so much of DSP's "Behind the scenes stuff, stop being so nosy" shit.
 
"No need to give you details" I hate that shit. Then don't say anything. Reminds me so much of DSP's "Behind the scenes stuff, stop being so nosy" shit.

And then in the next sentence "just asking for prayers". Does he not get how narcissistic that comes off?
 
i wonder if this means jack is going to be confined to a wheelchair for the time being

CWJ with jack in a wheelchair and with one working arm is going to be quite entertaining
 
Can't wait to see Jacks review of the hospital.
"Paid $3k for surgery, food portions were tiny, had to ask for extra dressing twice. 1/5 stars"
The apple juice came in these plastic containers with foil on top! Can you believe that?

i wonder if this means jack is going to be confined to a wheelchair for the time being

CWJ with jack in a wheelchair and with one working arm is going to be quite entertaining

Holy shit I just realized half of his body is going be crippled. And it might be two caddy-cornered quadrants of his body if it's his left leg that's being operated on. That's fucking amazing!
 
Fatty lies about what is likely a diabetic ulcer of some sort (or the calcification brought about by his shit lifestyle like linked earlier). Will refuse to change his diet and pretend it's not his own fault for never combating his eating disorder.

Either way, bet he'll be happy he won't ever have to fucking walk again to get his lard and let wifey do more of the work. Just as planned.
 
Fatty lies about what is likely a diabetic ulcer of some sort (or the calcification brought about by his shit lifestyle like linked earlier). Will refuse to change his diet and pretend it's not his own fault for never combating his eating disorder.

Either way, bet he'll be happy he won't ever have to fucking walk again to get his lard and let wifey do more of the work. Just as planned.
yeah i'm having a hard time believing he injured his achilles that bad simply from walking half a 5k. its not like he was confined to a wheelchair for months and then got up and did a 5k right away

this is definitely something brought on by his diabetes but of course he won't tell anyone that because according to him he's "always doing better" when he goes to the doctor
 
Jack is stumping around since stroke number 2, I will not surprised if this will end with is foot being amputated.
At least Tammy and Jack Jr will have the chance to keep their weight in check:pushing his wheelchair around will be no joke, I'm sure
 
The guy has a forest backing right onto his property. Said forest has trails on it.

In 5 years how many times has he walked it? Over under on 1.
 
For a "good Christian" like Fat Jack, this christmas hospital stay as he probably loses a foot should probably indicate he should be less selfish; that it's caused by his shit diet and gluttony should also mean he should realize he should at least try to lose some weight.

But nahh, the only thing he remotely listens to is his stomach, and the screaming rage of a long dead indian ghost craving the flesh of the living.
 
-2 strokes
-diabetes
-multiple hospital stays and surgeries for kidney stones
-lost the use of his right arm
-surgery to repair achilles

scientists need to study jack in order to gain a better understanding on how the human body is able to survive despite the person continuing on a shit diet and never exercising. i know plenty of people who eat terribly but are in good shape. but jack suffers from various health ailments AND eats like shit. i don't get how he's still alive
 
i wonder if this means jack is going to be confined to a wheelchair for the time being

CWJ with jack in a wheelchair and with one working arm is going to be quite entertaining
he's going to prop himself up FDR style and edit out every time he actually needs to move to get something in the kitchen. Then he'll ban anyone who mentions his foot on saturday livestreams
 
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