💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Adamska]

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Then he wonders why his health is crumbling...

Honestly, he should've just used this image for his gluttony thumbnail. If I needed to show aliens what that term means, this picture encapsulates it. It'd probably also count as a diplomatic insult too.

It really is

bitch

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No, you shut down comments because you're a fat crybaby who uses wifey's money to avoid doing a single hard day of work in your life Jack. You're an angry manchild who uses religion and the internet as a crutch to pretend you're a better human being than you actually are and to satiate your ego, the only thing in your life that matches your BMI in terms of vastness. The only thing more delicate than the shitfest you call your body's health is your ability to take criticism, given that I do clearly remember you at worst got shat-talked in 1 out of 10 comments, meaning it only took about 2-5 "UR DUM" comments to reduce you to buttery tears.

 

[Aaway]

pretty sure it was the "wait, i thought you were on keto?" comments that triggered jack so much to the point of turning them off

so calling the guy out for lying to his viewers is "hate." got it jack

 

[Frazzle]

I can't wait for Father's Day

 

[Aaway]

so jack posted a video about a year or two ago where he reviewed the "red copper chef" and the top blew open while he was filming (because he didn't follow the directions of course) he mysteriously took the video down a while later but someone reuploaded it to youtube

well several months ago he posted a very short "redo" video of the same product where he quickly makes a half-assed omelette and mentions nothing about the previous incident

well it turns out jack was SUED by the makers of the product, telebrands inc. i'm assuming they weren't too big on the fact that he made a video showcasing their product in a bad light due to his failure to follow directions. they probably didn't like the fact that he put the word "EXPLODES" in the title when the product didn't actually explode. this explains why he took the video down and reuploaded a redo months later. also makes you wonder how many other similar lawsuits have been filed against jack for stuff like this because this is basically the norm with him (fails to follow directions given-gives product a negative review)

https://www.pacermonitor.com/public/case/23415647/TELEBRANDS_CORP_v_GIVEME,_INC_et_al
https://dockets.justia.com/docket/new-jersey/njdce/2:2018cv00198/364019

 

[AnOminous]

so jack posted a video about a year or two ago where he reviewed the "red copper chef" and the top blew open while he was filming (because he didn't follow the directions of course) he mysteriously took the video down a while later but someone reuploaded it to youtube

https://youtube.com/watch?v=QGzMkaH4VCs:1
well several months ago he posted a very short "redo" video of the same product where he quickly makes a half-assed omelette and mentions nothing about the previous incident

https://youtube.com/watch?v=SGleZj-w59Y
well it turns out jack was SUED by the makers of the product, telebrands inc. i'm assuming they weren't too big on the fact that he made a video showcasing their product in a bad light due to his failure to follow directions. they probably didn't like the fact that he put the word "EXPLODES" in the title when the product didn't actually explode. this explains why he took the video down and reuploaded a redo months later. also makes you wonder how many other similar lawsuits have been filed against jack for stuff like this because this is basically the norm with him (fails to follow directions given-gives product a negative review)

https://www.pacermonitor.com/public/case/23415647/TELEBRANDS_CORP_v_GIVEME,_INC_et_al
https://dockets.justia.com/docket/new-jersey/njdce/2:2018cv00198/364019

Is this case with a Jack Scalfani about ours? Not very interesting, describes him as a California resident in 2010.

 

[Gladatha]

so jack posted a video about a year or two ago where he reviewed the "red copper chef" and the top blew open while he was filming (because he didn't follow the directions of course) he mysteriously took the video down a while later but someone reuploaded it to youtube

https://youtube.com/watch?v=QGzMkaH4VCs:1
well several months ago he posted a very short "redo" video of the same product where he quickly makes a half-assed omelette and mentions nothing about the previous incident

https://youtube.com/watch?v=SGleZj-w59Y
well it turns out jack was SUED by the makers of the product, telebrands inc. i'm assuming they weren't too big on the fact that he made a video showcasing their product in a bad light due to his failure to follow directions. they probably didn't like the fact that he put the word "EXPLODES" in the title when the product didn't actually explode. this explains why he took the video down and reuploaded a redo months later. also makes you wonder how many other similar lawsuits have been filed against jack for stuff like this because this is basically the norm with him (fails to follow directions given-gives product a negative review)

https://www.pacermonitor.com/public/case/23415647/TELEBRANDS_CORP_v_GIVEME,_INC_et_al
https://dockets.justia.com/docket/new-jersey/njdce/2:2018cv00198/364019

So that explains Jack liking this comment on the redo video:

But to be honest, it was only a matter of time before he would get sued for something like this. He purposefully doesn't read instructions, and then gives a bad review. I'm surprised it didn't happen sooner.

 

[AnOminous]

So that explains Jack liking this comment on the redo video:

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But to be honest, it was only a matter of time before he would get sued for something like this. He purposefully doesn't read instructions, and then gives a bad review. I'm surprised it didn't happen sooner.

The company in question (Telebrands) is involved in a fairly heavy amount of litigation.

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They don't apparently put up with much in terms of disparaging their trademarks or products. In this case, Jack was a fucking dipshit who was too stupid to read the instructions and then lied about the product, so pretty much had it coming.

 

[Damaged Goods]

The company in question (Telebrands) is involved in a fairly heavy amount of litigation.

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They don't apparently put up with much in terms of disparaging their trademarks or products. In this case, Jack was a fucking dipshit who was too stupid to read the instructions and then lied about the product, so pretty much had it coming.

That's interesting. Youtube is full of people not reading the instructions, fucking up, and uploading a negative review... and nothing ever seems to happen to them. I love that this time a company fought back and I'm doubly delighted because it happened to Jack, who couldn't have deserved it more

 

[Charlie Delicious]

Jack once blamed his Magic Bullet blender for undercooking his omlet and making a salsa too spicy

 

[thismanlies]

Jack once blamed his Magic Bullet blender for undercooking his omlet and making a salsa too spicy

Jack bitching about something being undercooked? I gotta pay more attention to this guy.

 

[Aaway]

speaking of jack reviewing products, here's jack tweeting at a company asking if they could send him one of their products to review

 

[JB 236]

To be honest, I'd do the same thing if he reviewed any product I made or brought out. You dont want the downs syndrome girl with the ugly facial twitch showing your make up on TV, you want the good looking girl who complements your make up. Why would you want it with food processors?

 

[Jack Salmonella]

speaking of jack reviewing products, here's jack tweeting at a company asking if they could send him one of their products to review

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For a channel with 400k+ subs, he gets shit views per upload.

Also

"we're here to settle a rumor that's been going around."

where exactly have people been talking about this? you know, because comments aren't a thing anymore on any of jack's channels. so they're going to compare all of the burgers they try to this random burger place they're filming the video at and that's how they're going to judge it. sounds just as stupid as his bbq wars rating system. and lol @ jack saying he's going to dock places for serving frozen, "cafeteria style fries" and that's exactly what they get from the restaurant they're holding as the gold standard

https://youtube.com/watch?v=TD1IDM23zwk

What really pisses me of is he has the audacity to talk about "his" new channel Fish Hook, where the only thing he does is waddle his fat ass around and wait for another opportunity to shove more fried food down his gullet. His friend who's actually doing the arm work for the channel should cut and run ASAP

 

[Water-T]

Hey Jack - if you're reading this (and we know you do, you fat fuck), then go counter sue those guys. Claim that their product "exploding" was the root cause of your stroke (aside from homosexuals and lack of prayer in schools, of course!). This will be very successful, and totally not a waste of time and money. DO IT, faggot.

 

[UE 558]

holy shit, I didn't think it was possible but I really missed something in this thread that was more interesting than the food abortion photos



he only served 8 and a half years.

According to articles about him, he shows zero remorse and just brushes it off as his "his past life"

Three years later he will arrive at the floundering Cornerstone Church, an Assemblies of God congregation in Madison, Tenn. He makes no secret of his ex-con past, though he tends to go light on the viciousness of the details. His prison-to-preacher sermon draws believers and catapults him to regional fame.
That sermon, however, offers no mention of Jo Ella Liles. Davis doesn't tell his audience that he slit a 54-year-old Sunday school teacher's throat, nearly slicing off her head. What he shares with his congregation is this: He is guilty of murder. And where his message is vague in some places, he's embellished it in others, says Capt. Looper.
Davis claims that before his arrest, he led police on a desperate high-speed chase that ended with a crash. It never happened, says Looper. Davis went quietly.
The preacher also attributes the murder to losing himself to the drug-frenzied '70s. The culprits were LSD, speed, you name it. Yet Looper finds this dubious as well. When detectives tossed Davis' apartment, they would have found the hallmarks of a junkie, not a piddling sack of weed. Nor did Davis' appearance suggest a man lost to dope: He was a "nice-looking" kid, says Looper.

 

[Aaway]

charles has been doing this for a month now and already puts jack to shame. unlike jack, he actually puts some effort into what he does and surprise! the end product looks great. watch until the end to see charles eat his pasta like a normal human being while jack does the complete opposite

 

[cuddle striker]

According to articles about him, he shows zero remorse and just brushes it off as his "his past life"

this is pretty standard for that kind of fucked-up church. ugh

charles has been doing this for a month now and already puts jack to shame. unlike jack, he actually puts some effort into what he does and surprise! the end product looks great. watch until the end to see charles eat his pasta like a normal human being while jack does the complete opposite

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Dk8aTeFVfF0

boring, but normal. no prehensile tongue.

 

[ContinentalButterchip]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Dk8aTeFVfF0

So i know we've beaten this horse to death, but how the fuck is pesto keto friendly? If they even used just a single cup of pine nuts that would already put Jacks portion at 1/2 of his allotted carbohydrates, just from the nuts alone.

 

[Rei is shit]

"Gorillas do it low and slow" - serious christian everyone

Oh and in the smoked spaghetti video jack says that he never eats pasta. I guess he knows that isnt KETO friendly.

 

[Aaway]

i haven't seen or heard jack mention keto in any of his videos or facebook posts for a while now

guess he's completely moved on from even pretending now