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It's just the angle he's wobbling at. He's gained weight on his keto/Sanford diet, because shockingly, eating fast food every day and being sedentary doesn't lead to weight loss.
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Jack really rustled some jimmies with his church dress-code post:
ETA: The original hat post is gone. What a predictable idiot.
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salmonellajack
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What's hilarious is God doesn't even exist.
Eye2eye special on hats incoming?
Eye2eye special on hats incoming?
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LMFAO the whole "taking off hats indoors" comments really must have finally went through Jagoff's fat-ridden beluga hump skull and made him self-aware of his own tard hat-wearing habits.
No wonder he got upset and whined about "MUH FACEBOOK ARGUMENTS!"
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Apparently not. And to make matters worse, that photo is of her at the July 4th celebration where Jack does the penguin walk, only with a city skyline photoshopped in the background. Just…what?? The real photo (can’t find atm) is of her next to Jack’s stepfather, IIRC.
Never forget that she considered that garbage photo sufficient and professional enough to use as a headshot/in an ad for GiveMe Books. Granted, Jack was the one putting that together, but she still signed off on it, as opposed to telling her manbaby husband no and going to a real photographer. Shit, even a passport/visa photo from CVS would’ve been better. She’s just as trashy as he is.
“Until now”? When did this happen? He hasn’t let go of shit- your statement is gratuitous.
In all honesty, the flag shirt and slacks look okay. I’d wear something similar in a casual setting where alcohol is being served, such as a backyard BBQ or party (would probably swap the khakis for shorts). But that doesn’t excuse the fact that this man has no eye for fashion.
Reminder: This is him in his best outfit, considering this was at his son’s wedding.
Not even slacks. Fucking JEANS.
This is the best Jack can ever look. Anything fancier than this is too difficult for him.
He has one corpse in coffin looking shirt, he got it (or was provided with it) for the infomercial appearance.
He will be buried in that goldenrod shirt.
Which means dressing like a blue cholo kool aid man was a choice.
"Whatup homes, you gettin married? that's crazee esse"
He will be buried in that goldenrod shirt.
Which means dressing like a blue cholo kool aid man was a choice.
"Whatup homes, you gettin married? that's crazee esse"
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He probably belongs to a Megachurch and those places have stages. I mean where else is the Christian Rap going to take place?
I'll assume for a moment that she was better looking when she was younger and thinner but still nothing to be chased after by dozens of men. But then we have pictures of her and Jagoff when they were dating and she still looks like crap. So all that means is she was the hot one in the backwoods village where she grew up.
What a faggot. He wears his hat ALL THE TIME. And yet when going to church this is where he draws the line? Bitch wears a hat INSIDE HIS OWN HOME. That's inside a building which, according to him he shouldn't do. And when he has nothing left he just says, "not gonna argue".
What a pussy.
To be fair, the groom and groomsmen were also wearing jeans so... they're white trash. You can't expect these people to know what "class" or getting dressed up actually means.Reminder: This is him in his best outfit, considering this was at his son’s wedding.
Not even slacks. Fucking JEANS.
This is the best Jack can ever look. Anything fancier than this is too difficult for him.
And he looks like a fucking bowling ball.
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That wedding was peak white trash. I still can't get over the pastor wearing jeggings being the best dressed one of the bunch. This isn't country chic, this is we're serving WalMart potato salad and a cake from the Piggly Wiggly at the reception while some fat fuck who thinks he's a DJ plays an iPod.
As far as this hang up about what folks wear to church, that's literally the way it's supposed to be. Come as you are. Actually, one of the responses is incorrect because the RC's have allowed casual dress forever. They have a service every single day and the idea is that you come to mass regardless so if you're working in a field, come on in with your work clothes if you have to. That's actually what the spirit of the thing should be anyway. If he wants stuffy and impeccably dressed then he needs to pick an actual denomination. Pentecostals are not known for fashion shows at church. The Methodists are the perfect fit for this pretentious fuck. Hell, he should go to a black AME church if he wants a fashion show. I'd pay good money to see that.
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The gimp hand just adds to the overall roundness of it all.
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Almost doing an involuntary
with his gimp hand.
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How did his arm end up getting contorted in that specific angle anyway? I mean yeah, I know, strokehand and he did fuck all to rehabilitate it, but I’m just really interested in the progression of it and what caused it to settle in that position. I’ve never met a stroke survivor with that level of stiffness before, even among those who got minimal rehab.
Every time I look at Jack’s strokehand I can’t help but wonder how uncomfortable it is and if he can still feel anything but the sheer weight of it. It’s just so fascinating to me.
Every time I look at Jack’s strokehand I can’t help but wonder how uncomfortable it is and if he can still feel anything but the sheer weight of it. It’s just so fascinating to me.
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I'm guessing it's from constantly sitting, and his gut propping it up in that position. Someone less girthy might have ended up with an arm less raptor-like.
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I think the most bizarre characteristic of Jagoff’s un-rehabilitated stroke hand is the thumb, and how it seems to curl backwards on itself at the tip … it’s weirdo cringeworthy for sure
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He floated the idea of cooking his own BBQ and selling it from his home a while back but didn’t get a lot of positive feedback. I think he brought it up again to Tammy or church people and got shot down, so now he’s just passive aggressively bitching about the idea.
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Kinda funny post considering two months ago he was trying to sell pull porks on his Facebook page and group.
Dave Meltzer
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Yeah here is the post where he asked about selling his pulled porks. May 30th.
Whatthefuck
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Also kind of funny that I guarantee that I could make better pulled pork in my crock pot than he makes in his menagerie of smokers. At least it'd be thoroughly cooked.
Do you reckon he's just bitter because he saw someone else actually selling stuff and no one wanted his raw meat?
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Well yeah. Tammy knows Jack can't cook on his own and no one wants his food. Why would she dump more money into another 'hobby' he'll bail on in a month?