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They're what plants crave.
💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental
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captkrisma
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I remember the live stream after it aired, and Jack got angy about the comments. There was a keto bakery (or at least a store that sold keto baked goods) 15 minutes from his house, but he made Tammy drive 5 hours to the middle of bumsfuck Mississippi and chat called him out on it. Also interesting that Jack has yet to go back or mention the store ever again.
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He got pissed that Keto Bear rebuffed his advances, and Jagoff's 5 hour trip to MS was totally wasted; down the drain and no Keto Bear dick to suck.
He got so angy with Keto Bear's rejection that he didn't even bother to include the name of the bakery in the title nor address in the details. LMAO. Keto Bear was probably disgusted at the sight of a fat stroked out man lusting for him.
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Even at his best, Jack only had a tenuous ability to mask is many homosexualisms. After this many strokes and TIAs, he can't even try to hide it. Jack wants man meat and he wants it now!
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“Awww look at that special needs stroke patient with his care taker” -Keto Bear, probably
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A true wagyu burger would be completely pointless, anyway, given that the whole point of wagyu is its marbling. With a burger, marbling doesn't really matter.
The burger looks okay but it doesn't look anything special, either. It looks like what you'd expect an Arby's burger to look like.
The burger looks okay but it doesn't look anything special, either. It looks like what you'd expect an Arby's burger to look like.
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Just in case anyone wants to watch through the Instagram videos of a clearly homosexual man-child, here you go.
A note: this isn't every video from his page, just 2020 to the present.
We're all just jealous.
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Stained Racecar Bed
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Oh you can taste the 'char' eh Jack? That's funny considering "The patty is cooked "sous vide" offsite and apparently finished by deep-frying because the Arby's kitchen setup doesn't have a grill top (they're also microwaved briefly prior to serving to melt the cheese on top of the patty). The burgers come in two varieties: Deluxe and Bacon Ranch." Brand Eating
Do you randomly smell burnt toast as well Jack?
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Not that I'd ever go to fucking Arby's for a burger anyway, but jesus wept, people okay with eating deep fried burgers must be suicidal on some level.
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Yeah but it's marketing speak and people are drawn in by things like that. It's like years ago you'd find "Kobe sliders" on some menus or a "Kobe hot dog" on another. The idea was they were grinding up Kobe style beef but as you say, the point of the beef is the marbling. When you grind it up it's just ground beef with extra fat.
And that's why he liked it. It was extra fatty. Meaning in his mind it's keto.
It's one way to finish a sous-vide burger or there's a method out there called "cryofrying" to finish these things to give you crispy burger.
Long story short you cook it sous-vide. Dunk it into liquid nitrogen just for a moment and then drop it into some hot oil. Never tried it myself because, seriously that sounds disgusting, but it's a genuine method to finish your patty.
Like this faggot needs another smoker. Much less one like a Big Green Egg. Make no mistake, it's one hell of a grill / smoker but it's expensive and it should be the last one you buy for many many years. But he's going to buy one, use it twice and then leave it as part of the smoker graveyard on his deck.
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I guess really I have more of a gripe with sous vide burgers than anything else. They take practically no time at all to make regularly. I get it's a logistics thing for some of these fast food places but really if you don't have some sort of a flat top you can chuck the patties on, you probably shouldn't be selling hamburgers anyway.
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Okay as with most stupid Jackoff reviews, I checked the reviewbrah version for a palate cleanser. They both usually get whatever is being heavily advertised anyway.
Here's reviewbrah's:
The main notable thing is they actually do put a fuckton of that sauce on there. Reviewbrah doesn't like that, but otherwise likes the burger. The patty is actually pretty huge, so there's that. Essentially, it's a fast food version of a steakhouse burger. I personally wouldn't eat this thing as it looks way too greasy. Maybe without the sauce.
Here's reviewbrah's:
The main notable thing is they actually do put a fuckton of that sauce on there. Reviewbrah doesn't like that, but otherwise likes the burger. The patty is actually pretty huge, so there's that. Essentially, it's a fast food version of a steakhouse burger. I personally wouldn't eat this thing as it looks way too greasy. Maybe without the sauce.
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What gets me is they microwave it. what’s the point? To melt the cheese? It’s fuckin expensive and they do that. Stuff like that always get to me. It’s like going to a restaurant, paying 20 bucks for a burger and they microwave it. Imo it’s stupid, but I can see why a mutt like Jack likes this shit.
captkrisma
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Jack has driven HOPE to depression in less than a year. My god.
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Jack seems like a guy who would ignores his pets unless he’s taking a pic to post on his fb. Also what’s the fuck does OBJ means
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How the fuck does Arby's not have broilers to melt cheese?
They only do sandwiches for fucks sake.
Also Hope is 0% Beagle.
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This fuckwad thinks just because he doesn't actually post pictures of him beating that poor dog with a shoe or kicking it, he's not documenting his abuse.
Dead Air
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Oh for fucks sake. Didn't he say the other day "He was on the phone with Kamado". Guess they didn't want to send him a $1800 grill? Yeah. These things are that expensive for those that don't know. The Big Green Egg is very similiar to a Kamado but they are slightly less expensive at $1400ish depending on what size he gets. They can go 2k+ for the big ones with accessories - especially the Kamados. I can't imagine Tammy allowing this asshole to burn 2k when its obvious from recent facebook boomering that they are hurting for money.
Aside from all that, these are wood/charcoal fired cookers and we all know Jack knows fuck all about using that kind of fuel. They are made out of ceramic and hold heat incredibly well for low and slow smoking. Because of this you don't need to use nearly as much charcoal or wood as you would with something like those cheap pellet grills he uses or that one charcoal grill he has used recently that are made out of thin sheet metal. Jack is gonna try and cook on that thing after filling the basket up to the brim with charcoal briquets and he's not going to know how to use the valves to control his air flow and keep the temp stable inside. He's gonna burn the fuck out of everything he puts on it and he's probably gonna be too stupid to know why. Not to mention these things weigh almost 200 lbs.
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Cocksucker already did one.