💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Fatty2988]

I searched:

GiveMe
GiveMe Books
GiveMe Entertainment
GiveMe Foods
Their names
TJ Services
The name of their city
The Best Sauce

For funsies I searched Paul Dillon and The Dillon Agency too.

Everything came back with results, but none of them were relevant to what I was looking for. Just to make sure the search was working I looked up a small business I used to work for and did get a hit on that.

I’m wondering if their businesses are registered in another state? I know Tammy talked about doing payroll in Kentucky before and they are both from CA. So IDK. All dead ends at this point.

I had to edit my post because it held onto some old quote even though it wasn’t showing up in my text editor.

I searched a few of those. I also searched "scalfani," "flanders," and even hendersonville, KY. None of them seemed to be a hit for them. It honestly shocks me that they didn't get a loan. I wonder if they were too stupid or lazy to get one.

 

[stets]

I’m wondering if their businesses are registered in another state?

They could have registered another business name and have that entity control all of the shares of GiveMe and T&J. They could draw their income from the controlling entity and take out a loan using that business. There's no way that I can find to search by name or address though.

Some masochist with a grand to blow can get the full corporate database from the state which shows the names and addresses of people that registered them. I'm sure there are some other Scalfani entities that would turn up that we're not aware of. Maybe you can do a specific public records request for considerably less money though - who knows.

 

[Aaway]

Seriously, what does he do with all this junk he is constantly buying. So many pots, pans, knives, containers, cookers, grills. His kitchen has limited space. I would love to see a house tour.

He was asked to do a house tour multiple times on the live streams and always refused

I wonder why

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Seriously, what does he do with all this junk he is constantly buying. So many pots, pans, knives, containers, cookers, grills. His kitchen has limited space. I would love to see a house tour.

Even his “friends” are asking the same shit

 

[Super Hans]

He was asked to do a house tour multiple times on the live streams and always refused

I wonder why

Because even Jack knows he can't bullshit anybody about why he won't show off the upstairs.

 

[captkrisma]

He was asked to do a house tour multiple times on the live streams and always refused

I wonder why

My guess is that Jr's room is now excess storage for all the other contraptions he buys.

 

[Erich Raeder]

The trash theory seems most likely, Jack said himself that he mostly cooks for videos and goes out to eat otherwise, so what would he even need hundreds of unitasker kitchen gadgets for?

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

B-b-but it's stainless steel. Stainless Steel! That just screams classy. I mean have you ever seen a Delorean? Classy. Case closed!

There was only ONE classy DeLorean and that one went 88 miles per hour, all the other DeLoreans are just tacky!

He was asked to do a house tour multiple times on the live streams and always refused

I wonder why

Nobody has the time to watch a fat moron trying to climb the stairs to his second floor for half an hour.

 

[Dollar Duck]

The trash theory seems most likely, Jack said himself that he mostly cooks for videos and goes out to eat otherwise, so what would he even need hundreds of unitasker kitchen gadgets for?

Just imagine the amount of money Jack leeches off from Tammy to go eat outside several times a week. And counting the mandatory monthly new grill purchase and some random new kitchen appliances he uses once or twice, it's probably a grand per month for keeping his addiction to food going.

 

[feral cat #6385]

We all know he is probably going to use them as cereal bowls.

Too healthy. Mayo and bacon grease bowls.

Are you fucking kidding me, did that fat fuck seriously spent that amount of money for cheap chinese plastic crap?
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Ridiculous. I paid 30 bucks for plastic containers off Amazon. Fuck would anyone want stainless steel tops for.

 

[desudesu]

Another malady strikes the fat man! This time - hernia! Someone add this to the ailment list. Also congratulations to whoever that bet on "The next big health scare will be something else".

This fat Frankenstein is going under the knife AGAIN.

 

[Schmuck of Ages]

It has to be totally unrelated that Qali posted this after we dunked on how unhealthy his marriage seems.

 

[desudesu]

It has to be totally unrelated that Qali posted this after we dunked on how unhealthy his marriage seems.

Those thighs look like they're slowly morphing into Big T level of thunder thighs.

 

[Archie_Kimkicker]

Well darn he's proven us wrong once again! How can we ever recover?

 

[Bisteca Toblerone]

Dat Boi Cali subverting our expectations yet again!

 

[Kulee Baba]

But there's abolutely no need to buy that overpriced Oxo shyte when even at Amazon there's cheaper stuff available which can also be operated with one hand. Companies like Oxo thrive only because of dumbasses like Jack.
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Eh to play Devil's Advocate Oxo's Peppermill is just really good. Thing just does a real good job at grinding peppercorns at various levels of fineness. But you know it's only $17 which is pretty cheap to me especially for a tool I use several times a week.

With that said brand loyalty is generally really stupid unless you're say a mechanic who uses Snap-On tools that hold their value. The only thing that cooks should splurge on are quality knives (assuming they're willing to sharpen the damn things), decent pans and maybe good cutting boards. Also a Vitamix really does make a difference if you routinely blend shit.

 

[captkrisma]

"My wife is everything I am not"

So she's the one with actual talent and songwriting ability?

 

[Schmuck of Ages]

"My wife is everything I am not"

So she's the one with actual talent and songwriting ability?

Your wife is Qpilled and seemingly has minimal ambition since she married you. So pretty similar?

 

[salmonellajack]

"Obesity is a risk factor for developing a hernia because it increases the strain and pressure on the abdominal muscles, therefore making them weaker and more prone to a hernia. As time passes the hernia can grow larger and become dangerous in certain circumstances."

Leaning keto y'all. Leaning keto.

 

[Captain Ahab]

I feel kinda bad for the kid. He clearly got married, so he could finally smash some puss. Now he’s stuck in a marriage at an age when most people party and enjoy the hookup life. The wifey is already pigging up nicely, and it’s only a matter of time before the Scalfani curse turns him into his daddy. Before he knows it, he’s gonna be stuck in a loveless, sexless marriage with a hambeast, working three shifts to support two or three ugly kids, while his 300-lb wifey is getting slammed by a black guy. Living the Scalfani dream.