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When will Jack drop dead?

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i remember on the last bbq wars he was going to give away a bbq to the first person who recognized him wherever he was eating. no one recognized him on the entire tour so i guess now to avoid the embarrassment and because he's not the huge youtube star he thinks he is he's giving away his location ahead of time


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Ok, couple of things wrong with the BBQ spaghetti video.

1. Neely's on Winchester never smoked the noodles. It's just sweet ass spaghetti. Memphis bbq spaghetti has always been awful.

2. Rendezvous in downtown Memphis was founded by the Greek Vergos family more than 70 years ago. The Neely's are a family of African Americans that own several bbq joints in the city.

T. Memphian
 
LOL

jack wastes no time. "gluttony is not what everyone deems it to be, it has a wider meaning than just food related." yeah nice try fat fuck

 
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Yes you fat fuck. As a man of god you should know that well. Can't wait to see how he backpedals out of this one.
I like how he picked a "funny" picture of a guy stuffing his face when Jack himself has an unlimited supply of such images at his (5 remaining) fingertips.

Edit: So is this guy the pastor that decapitated his wife back in the day? He seems like a decent guy, but I guess you can never tell...
 
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Yes you fat fuck. As a man of god you should know that well. Can't wait to see how he backpedals out of this one.
I like how he picked a "funny" picture of a guy stuffing his face when Jack himself has an unlimited supply of such images at his (5 remaining) fingertips.

Edit: So is this guy the pastor that decapitated his wife back in the day? He seems like a decent guy, but I guess you can never tell...
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no that's not him

maury davis is the pastor at jack's church who decapitated a sunday school teacher in the 70s. how christian
 
Aaway said:
i remember on the last bbq wars he was going to give away a bbq to the first person who recognized him wherever he was eating. no one recognized him on the entire tour so i guess now to avoid the embarrassment and because he's not the huge youtube star he thinks he is he's giving away his location ahead of time


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Goddamn it he forgot "100% keto"
 
Aaway said:
no that's not him

maury davis is the pastor at jack's church who decapitated a sunday school teacher in the 70s. how christian
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holy shit, I didn't think it was possible but I really missed something in this thread that was more interesting than the food abortion photos

1975, at the age of 18, Davis stabbed middle-aged woman Jo Ella Liles to death in Irving, Texas. The killing was so vicious Ms Liles was nearly decapitated. Davis was known for showing no remorse after the murder. He has claimed that his life was filled with drug addiction and the subsequent instability it caused, though detectives who investigated the crime claim to have found evidence only of marijuana, and not of harder drugs. In 1975, he was sentenced to 20 years ...
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he only served 8 and a half years.
 
"we're here to settle a rumor that's been going around."

where exactly have people been talking about this? you know, because comments aren't a thing anymore on any of jack's channels. so they're going to compare all of the burgers they try to this random burger place they're filming the video at and that's how they're going to judge it. sounds just as stupid as his bbq wars rating system. and lol @ jack saying he's going to dock places for serving frozen, "cafeteria style fries" and that's exactly what they get from the restaurant they're holding as the gold standard

 
Aaway said:
"we're here to settle a rumor that's been going around."

where exactly have people been talking about this? you know, because comments aren't a thing anymore on any of jack's channels. so they're going to compare all of the burgers they try to this random burger place they're filming the video at and that's how they're going to judge it. sounds just as stupid as his bbq wars rating system. and lol @ jack saying he's going to dock places for serving frozen, "cafeteria style fries" and that's exactly what they get from the restaurant they're holding as the gold standard

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I hate Jack on the Go more than almost anything else in existence. I hate the stupid fucking avatar. I hate the theme song. I hate Jack himself. I hate him shoveling garbage into his mouth like a hog at a trough. I hate him being a complete piece of shit to the wait staff. If there's anything that makes me want him to die of a series of strokes it is this shitty Jack on the Go show.
 
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I'm very happy that Jack has abandoned Keto and stopped giving the diet a bad name.
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I think its a little bit late for that, also didn't necessitate Jack's involvement to de-legitimize another "Get Thin Quick" scheme that's just a specialty diet intended for people with health conditions.
 
AnOminous said:
I hate Jack on the Go more than almost anything else in existence. I hate the stupid fucking avatar. I hate the theme song. I hate Jack himself. I hate him shoveling garbage into his mouth like a hog at a trough. I hate him being a complete piece of shit to the wait staff. If there's anything that makes me want him to die of a series of strokes it is this shitty Jack on the Go show.
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lol the theme song is incredibly awful

I don't know why Jack thought it was a good idea to use it.
 
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