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When will Jack drop dead?

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  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

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Does anyone here speak stroke-enese? Is the entire point of this post that Jack thinks a shit product will hurt a brand, or is there some hidden subtext I'm not privy to? Cause sure, Jack is right I guess, but is he also going to inform us water is wet?
He thinks the shitty Mexican pizza is going to do them in. He’s an idiot.
 
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Does anyone here speak stroke-enese? Is the entire point of this post that Jack thinks a shit product will hurt a brand, or is there some hidden subtext I'm not privy to? Cause sure, Jack is right I guess, but is he also going to inform us water is wet?
he probably thinks the mexican pizza has a political agenda
 
Thought this was going to be about the drag queen/troon Taco Bell commercial because Jack seems like the kind of dumb boomer to believe the "get woke go broke" cope but how does mushbrain think bringing back one menu item that iirc was decently popular going to destroy them?
He’s full the “go woke go broke” shit but, for some reason, he’s upset about the new shitty version of the Mexican pizza. I see this with a lot of fat people. You change one thing/get rid of a fast food item and they flip their shits. Food can be addicting.
 
If he keeps tabs on this place, eventually he would notice that plenty of the points being made are factually correct, yet this retard lets his ego take over and assumes we are just trying to find a way to prove he is wrong.
Oh no it's worse than that. We're just "haturz". So anything we say can be immediately dismissed. And yet he's such a thin skinned little bitch that he has to try really hard to prove us wrong. The Orchards are living rent free in his head.

My favorite parts of videos are when he injures himself or is steaming mad.
Yes. Those parts are the best as are the parts where he gets super pissed off at something really stupid and minor. But the absolute best is in his new opening with the floppy arm and mini-stroke face at the end.
jack's been busy on twitter these last few days arguing about guns

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If that's not an example of Jagoff having NO capacity for self-reflection I don't know what is. He's uninformed on... everything and yet acts like he's the final word on everything.

Why would Mushbrain be so interested in a product he can't eat? And seriously, who the fuck cares what Taco Bell has to offer anyway? It's almost as if he's personally offended they got rid of this thing he's been dying to eat since it was taken off the menu... whenever.

Does anyone here speak stroke-enese? Is the entire point of this post that Jack thinks a shit product will hurt a brand, or is there some hidden subtext I'm not privy to? Cause sure, Jack is right I guess, but is he also going to inform us water is wet?
He thinks the removal of it will hurt Taco Bell in the long run. But then the only thing he knows about the fast food business is how to eat their product and pretend like he only took one bite.
 
I thought Jack was a fan of the mexican pizza, he even did a keto version of it?

I'm pretty sure there's literally nothing on the Taco Bell menu that's keto anyway, so I don't see why that's going to be his problem. Does the article itself contain any speculation as to why it's somehow negative for their brand?
 
I thought Jack was a fan of the mexican pizza, he even did a keto version of it?

I'm pretty sure there's literally nothing on the Taco Bell menu that's keto anyway, so I don't see why that's going to be his problem. Does the article itself contain any speculation as to why it's somehow negative for their brand?
Corporate sent letters stating they were not going to resupply items and that once they sold out, they were sold out.

Jack somehow thinks that a place offering a seasonal menu item then not selling that item whenever he likes hurts the business.
 
I thought Jack was a fan of the mexican pizza, he even did a keto version of it?

I'm pretty sure there's literally nothing on the Taco Bell menu that's keto anyway, so I don't see why that's going to be his problem. Does the article itself contain any speculation as to why it's somehow negative for their brand?
They got rid of the pizza a few years ago, then recently brought it back. It seems they are taking it off the menu again and are making it a limited time item that will eventually return (like the mcrib). Jack is angy about this and thinks it will destroy taco bell.
 
They got rid of the pizza a few years ago, then recently brought it back. It seems they are taking it off the menu again and are making it a limited time item that will eventually return (like the mcrib). Jack is angy about this and thinks it will destroy taco bell.
The McRib love it or hate it we all agree it's different than the usual fare on their menu.

But Taco Bell's entire menu is like the same 5 to 10 things made differently for each item and the Mexican Pizza is no different.
 
They got rid of the pizza a few years ago, then recently brought it back. It seems they are taking it off the menu again and are making it a limited time item that will eventually return (like the mcrib). Jack is angy about this and thinks it will destroy taco bell.
Oh okay it all makes sense now, Jack is just too much of a retard to understand how seasonal items work got it.
 
Taco Bell is still making money being the cheapest penny-per-calorie option among the major fast food chains. The place is always packed and the food is perfectly edible, especially for people who don't know any better. Jack should worship the place.
 
Surely one of you all can give us the full review

Side note the "BBQ guy" calling pork shoulders "pulled porks" is a bit silly
lmao, he can barely remember to include his recipes in his video descriptions and he’s going to write out re-heating instructions?

Get you food poisoning!
 
Side note the "BBQ guy" calling pork shoulders "pulled porks" is a bit silly
He does this all the fucking time. He is possibly the least knowledgeable person who still somehow makes a "living" from his field. I use the term loosely since it's mostly Tammy's money keeping them afloat.
 
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