Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

[Fishmalk Observer]

At long last the true leader of Iran can return to claim his throne
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50 years in the can. Never said a word.

 

[BlueCandles]

I really didn’t think Iran’s response would be to immediately start lobbing bombs at all their nearby buddies.

At least activate all your sleeper cell terrorists in Europe or something cmon do something interesting.

 

[Sensitive Young Man]

https://x.com/khamenei_ir/status/382420538922004480?s=46

 

[Mr. Brown]

 

[Heinrich Maneuver]

i24 confirming Khameinei’s death

BREAKING:Ali Khameneis body has been found-N12 (X)

 

[fur fag]

Amit Segal
Senior officials in Israel were informed:
Khamenei was assassinated. His body was removed from the ruins of his palace.

https://t.me/amitsegal/57222

he's dead. bro didn't move from his palace. what a retard holy shit.

edit: seems he was actually in the bunker. he's dead though and they found the body.

 

[TV's Adam West]

All I hope is that the Ayatollah of Rock 'n' Rolla is safe.

 

[Adam Basile Woodrow]

Ayatollah claimed killed

they found his body (but still speculative)

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Vote for a Republican, get an Israeli.

It doesn’t matter who you vote for when it comes to that, unfortunately.

 

[Fishmalk Observer]

I really didn’t think Iran’s response would be to immediately start lobbing bombs at all their nearby buddies.

At least activate all your sleeper cell terrorists in Europe or something cmon do something interesting.

I mean, you got a bunch of goatfuckers in the missile silos, they hear the boom everywhere around themselves and no words from their bosses ( because they're all dead)

If i was them, fire all the missile wherever and get the fuck outta there.

 

[Captain Ahab]

I mean, the old man hasn’t been seen all day, never showed up to his supposed speech, and Iran is chimping out extra hard. You don’t have to be Mossad to put 2 and 2 together.

 

[Hokuriku]

Imagine being a 3rd world shithole tinpot tyrant and seeing the US being 2/2 in decapitating strikes ( in mere HOURS) in the span of 3 months.

I'd be shitting my pants

Canada next please

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

Footage shows 2 Iranian missiles striking Tel Aviv earlier this evening as Israeli defenses waste interceptors trying to intercept them.


More and more sources are claiming the Ayatollah has been cassarolla'd.

 

[gernig]

Is this "war" really going to end before the markets open Sunday afternoon

I'm a man deprived of his happenings, dammit!

 

[Onepumpplumpchump]

Is this "war" really going to end before the markets open Sunday afternoon

I am thinking if we destroy the Navy and now that the supreme leader is dead the people can rise up.

 

[mr. testicular torsion]

Is this "war" really going to end before the markets open Sunday afternoon

I'm a man deprived of his happenings, dammit!

NOTHING EVER HAPPENS

 

[törkendreieck]

 

[ProTagMan]

The last time i was this exicted was when charlie kirk was killed and i witnessed the fallout live on twitter, holy shit.

 

[Dammit Mandrake!]

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I collect a pension from one of them.

Hahahaahahahahahah

 

[The Skeksis Emperor]

I really didn’t think Iran’s response would be to immediately start lobbing bombs at all their nearby buddies.

I am in awe at that retardation. A dying regime just throwing a hissy fit. Well, I guess they should have their fun now because they're all dead, if the US doesn't kill them their neighbours will.

I wonder if I should sent my Iranian friend who fled to Yurope a card or flowers or something when the old fucker's death is confirmed.