Furry "Personal Army" Thread

[Null]

This thread is something unique on the Kiwi Farms. It is for dropping any information about any furry you'd like. You do not need an account to post in this thread.

I'd strongly suggest reading our Archival 101 thread or you'll fuck yourself over dropping links to unarchived content.

As long as the content is US legal and as long as it pertains to the furry fandom, I don't care what it is.

(Note this is not a replacement for the Proving Grounds. If you want to start a thread, go there.)

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

If they don't have accounts, how are we supposed to rate them "autistic" or "dumb" when they post stupid shit?

 

[YourMommasBackstory]

i can ask all my friends who drew fetish shit for furries to dox the most perverted customers, finally

 

[WW 635]

Scott Cosner amassed 32000 followers on Tumblr before the site's implosion. He's a bonafide noodlesandbeef wannabe with a similar tech job in a polyamorous relationship with three other guys. All four look exactly alike. White gays, shocker.

Nowadays, Cosner and his hamily spend their time attention-whoring on Twitter+Insta and attracting the general ire of the gay community. Cosner has been alleged to have committed rape in the past, as well as spreading gossip about people's HIV status. And since these are gays we're dealing with, everyone wants a piece of the drama.

Cosner's harem currently consists of three other fat white gays ("cubs"). They are:

Sean Benfield

Sean is engaged to Scott.

Accounts:

Insta / archive
Tumblr / archive
Twitter / archive
Facebook / archive

Christian Chase

Christian is a barista at Starbucks. Not sure how much more basic one could aspire to be.

Accounts:

Insta / archive
Tumblr / won't archive since blog is dash-only
Twitter / archive
Facebook / archive

Sean Collis

Accounts

Insta / archive
Tumblr / won't archive since blog is dash-only
Twitter / archive
Facebook / archive

Cosner has been accused of driving one of his previous "cubs" to the brink of suicide, then trying to make the drama all about him. Many people have spoken about his sociopathic (and trashy) behavior:

Spoiler: A History of Predatory Behavior

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(Source / archive)

Spoiler: Rape Allegations

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(Source / archive)
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Sean Collis receives an anon message about Scott's raping and responds:
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Spoiler: NSFW / Other

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Scott was accused of racism for making this joke:
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I'm sure you had nothing to do with those relationships turning toxic.
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Spoiler: Accounts

Facebook (archive)
Instagram (archive)
Tumblr (can't archive; blog is dash only)
Twitter (archive)
LinkedIn (archive)
XTube (archive)

Adding the dox to the above:

Scott Cosner (age 34)
Occupation: software architect at Nielson
Address: 4747 W Waters Ave, Apt 2601, Tampa, Fl 33614

Spoiler: ISLAMIC CONTENT

Mother: Barbara Jane Coffman
Lives in: Petersberg, WV

 

[PsychoNerd054]

Adding the dox to the above:

Scott Cosner (age 34)
Occupation: software architect at Nielson
Address: 4747 W Waters Ave, Apt 2601, Tampa, Fl 33614

Mother: Barbara Jane Coffman
Lives in: Petersberg, WV

To be fair, most of them already do look like pigs, just with extra body hair.

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

Adding the dox to the above:

Scott Cosner (age 34)
Occupation: software architect at Nielson
Address: 4747 W Waters Ave, Apt 2601, Tampa, Fl 33614

Mother: Barbara Jane Coffman
Lives in: Petersberg, WV

I wish you'd spoilered that image. I really do.

 

[John McClane]

suntattoowolf / Amanda Aguilera

https://www.facebook.com/amanda.aguilera.52/
http://archive.is/EXQDY
https://www.truepeoplesearch.com/results?name=Amanda Aguilera&citystatezip=ohio&rid=0xl
https://twitter.com/Suntattoowolf/status/927661746029936640 - http://archive.is/mw1Kt

artica / Matt Nowoczynski

https://www.facebook.com/matt.nowoczynski/
http://archive.is/hpQf0
https://www.furaffinity.net/user/artica - http://archive.is/h8zDf
https://steamcommunity.com/id/Artica - http://archive.is/uGGY7
https://inkbunny.net/Artica - http://archive.is/hKD5S
https://www.weasyl.com/~Artica -http://archive.is/Xr0qy
https://twitter.com/Zer0xChan - https://twitter.com/Zer0xChan
https://www.truepeoplesearch.com/re...na Dr #B&citystatezip=Beavercreek, OH&rid=0x0

https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Artica_Sparkle

These degenerates have 3000+ images of furry pornography commissioned amassed over a decade of every fetish you've heard of and some you haven't from bestiality to cub: https://e621.net/post/index/1/artica

They recently adopted a christmas puppy, Eclipse which they are probably grooming to rape:
https://twitter.com/Suntattoowolf/status/1080317564897710080 - http://archive.is/Z607y

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

Did Anita Sarkeesian fuck an Easter Island head and pop out this monstrosity?

 

[Literally Shaking]

Thanks for the opportunity to get this out of my system.

Dave Remmler (Ren Queenston/Emma Essex/Renard Queenston/VULPvibe Records/LapFox Trax/ Voodoo Nurse/Halley Labs/NSRRenard, etc.)

Age: 31
Lives in Hamilton, Ontario

‘Agender’ (Lazy Troon), furry degenerate, probably autistic, pervert, self admitted “emotionally manipulative tendencies”

He is admits to “A lifetime of difficulty reading people, understanding conveyance of emotions, when it's my turn in exhcnages, and generalized anxiety made me a rude, bossy, snippy person a lot of the time.”

Admits to being introduced to the furry fandom through fetish art: “likely partially due to the fact that I was impressionable and seeing something as intense as hyper (NSFW) art at that age leaves quite an impression indeed.”

About pages (oldest to newest):

https://archive.fo/ykeZZ

https://archive.fo/6wBW3

https://archive.fo/OuUEr

Dave over the years:

Spoiler: Dave Over the Years

https://archive.fo/6wBW3/2dc1f6a7677e5cc7165721c32c1b37dc94cfbd4f.png

https://archive.fo/ykeZZ/584ab0c364df3924ee4667ffa6d6005fbf1f6e26.jpg

https://archive.fo/ykeZZ/e1a5429612e0f1c8ceb385920ba722a2b2171105.jpg

https://archive.fo/OuUEr/5df7a2aa1849295fe8a9605b29c2b47b2f9152b3.png

https://archive.fo/bQUiA

One of his many Aliases:

Spoiler: Scat Alias (NSFW)

https://web.archive.org/web/20150114160457/http://shitsmear.bandcamp.com/

https://web.archive.org/web/20150523075907/http://shitsmear.tumblr.com/

https://twitter.com/SHITSMEAR

Abusive Relationship:

Spoiler: Abusive Relationship

Nishi and Dave supposedly met at Rainfurrest 2012


Dave’s autistic partner (who also claims to have PTSD) describes their experiences with him, including him choking and assaulting them:


https://archive.fo/0pjoy


Follow-up:

https://archive.fo/ZX6wz


Dave’s Responses:

https://archive.is/wDzll

https://archive.fo/LRjSG

https://archive.fo/yFRvZ


Dave’s Admission:

https://archive.fo/7xf0B

Spoiler: Links and Accounts

Website:

http://heckscaper.com/main.html

(https://archive.fo/7zcnq)


Old Website

queenston.co.vu

https://archive.fo/1VwI9


Facebook:

https://www.facebook.com/lapfoxtrax/


Youtube:

https://www.youtube.com/user/lapfoxofficial

https://www.youtube.com/user/NSRRenard (Old account)

https://www.youtube.com/nsrrenardalt

(https://archive.fo/233Nc)


Twitch:

https://www.twitch.tv/truxtondogyuun/

(https://archive.fo/l8G32)


Google+:

https://plus.google.com/100977602451152248504/posts

(https://archive.fo/kuzUD)


Twitter:

https://twitter.com/lapfox

https://twitter.com/heckscaper

https://mobile.twitter.com/MuleNgine

(https://archive.fo/aosk9)

https://mobile.twitter.com/BUTTSCAPER

(https://archive.fo/2M6bW)


https://twitter.com/renardqueenston (Old account)

https://twitter.com/RenQueenston (Another old account)

(https://web.archive.org/web/20130814142614/https://twitter.com/RenQueenston)


Last.fm:

https://www.last.fm/music/Renard


Tumblr:

http://dariusalpha.tumblr.com/ (Dead account/No archive)


DeviantArt:

https://web.archive.org/web/20121106030406/http://queenston.deviantart.com/


Reddit Account:

https://www.reddit.com/user/EmmaEssex


Sub-reddit:

https://www.reddit.com/r/lapfoxtrax/

Bandcamp:

https://lapfoxtrax.com/


Patreon:

https://www.patreon.com/lapfox

https://archive.fo/eJHFW


Mastodon:

https://mastodon.xyz/@emma_essex


Instagram:

https://www.instagram.com/heckscaper/


Fur Affinity Page (which he claims to have left due to a ‘security breach’):

furaffinity.net/user/renardv

https://archive.fo/fKAJ6


Weasyl:

https://www.weasyl.com/~renard

https://archive.fo/6Wkjt



Reddit:

https://www.reddit.com/r/lapfoxtrax/

Former BF/GFs:

Spoiler: Former BFs/GFs

“Reco”

Website: https://archive.fo/myPyD

Page mentioned: https://archive.fo/ivxA1


“Nishimura”

About: ‘ autistic non-binary Japanese-American (三世) artist in Seattle working to capture depth of feelings and express myself in ways that I cannot with words. My English as well as my Japanese are a little strange, but I try my best.” Claims to have PTSD.


https://www.patreon.com/nishimikan/creators


http://nishimikan.tumblr.com/


https://www.weasyl.com/~ghost

https://archive.fo/GOf5W


https://twitter.com/nishimikan

 

[⋖ cørdion ⋗]

I beg to differ. We are sympathetic and kind people, therefore we do not condone any kind of physical violence towards anyone (except the Palestine invaders) just like our older brother the beautiful nation of Israel.

Not like we need to. Mention anyone's name and doings on here and they lock up every social media profile they own and go on a crusade against their friends, because one individual saved their constant self-doxxing.

Thanks for the opportunity to get this out of my system.

Dave Remmler (Ren Queenston/Emma Essex/Renard Queenston/VULPvibe Records/LapFox Trax/ Voodoo Nurse/Halley Labs/NSRRenard, etc.)

Man, he really went down. Even posting about his scat endeavours and how he made Squeedgemonster jerk him off on all four, he was seemingly sane about it. Becoming a complete nutjob must've been post-exile from his friends. Kudos for choosing a somewhat normal tranny (first) name though. Essex sounds like a bad porn star.

 

[Hecate]

Thanks for the opportunity to get this out of my system.

Dave Remmler (Ren Queenston/Emma Essex/Renard Queenston/VULPvibe Records/LapFox Trax/ Voodoo Nurse/Halley Labs/NSRRenard, etc.)

Age: 31
Lives in Hamilton, Ontario

‘Agender’ (Lazy Troon), furry degenerate, probably autistic, pervert, self admitted “emotionally manipulative tendencies”

He is admits to “A lifetime of difficulty reading people, understanding conveyance of emotions, when it's my turn in exhcnages, and generalized anxiety made me a rude, bossy, snippy person a lot of the time.”

Admits to being introduced to the furry fandom through fetish art: “likely partially due to the fact that I was impressionable and seeing something as intense as hyper (NSFW) art at that age leaves quite an impression indeed.”

About pages (oldest to newest):

https://archive.fo/ykeZZ

https://archive.fo/6wBW3

https://archive.fo/OuUEr

Dave over the years:

Spoiler: Dave Over the Years

https://archive.fo/6wBW3/2dc1f6a7677e5cc7165721c32c1b37dc94cfbd4f.png

https://archive.fo/ykeZZ/584ab0c364df3924ee4667ffa6d6005fbf1f6e26.jpg

https://archive.fo/ykeZZ/e1a5429612e0f1c8ceb385920ba722a2b2171105.jpg

https://archive.fo/OuUEr/5df7a2aa1849295fe8a9605b29c2b47b2f9152b3.png

https://archive.fo/bQUiA

One of his many Aliases:

Spoiler: Scat Alias (NSFW)

https://web.archive.org/web/20150114160457/http://shitsmear.bandcamp.com/

https://web.archive.org/web/20150523075907/http://shitsmear.tumblr.com/

https://twitter.com/SHITSMEAR

Abusive Relationship:

Spoiler: Abusive Relationship

Nishi and Dave supposedly met at Rainfurrest 2012


Dave’s autistic partner (who also claims to have PTSD) describes their experiences with him, including him choking and assaulting them:


https://archive.fo/0pjoy


Follow-up:

https://archive.fo/ZX6wz


Dave’s Responses:

https://archive.li/wDzll

https://archive.fo/LRjSG

https://archive.fo/yFRvZ


Dave’s Admission:

https://archive.fo/7xf0B

Spoiler: Links and Accounts

Website:

http://heckscaper.com/main.html

(https://archive.fo/7zcnq)


Old Website

queenston.co.vu

https://archive.fo/1VwI9


Facebook:

https://www.facebook.com/lapfoxtrax/


Youtube:

https://www.youtube.com/user/lapfoxofficial

https://www.youtube.com/user/NSRRenard (Old account)

https://www.youtube.com/nsrrenardalt

(https://archive.fo/233Nc)


Twitch:

https://www.twitch.tv/truxtondogyuun/

(https://archive.fo/l8G32)


Google+:

https://plus.google.com/100977602451152248504/posts

(https://archive.fo/kuzUD)


Twitter:

https://twitter.com/lapfox

https://twitter.com/heckscaper

https://mobile.twitter.com/MuleNgine

(https://archive.fo/aosk9)

https://mobile.twitter.com/BUTTSCAPER

(https://archive.fo/2M6bW)


https://twitter.com/renardqueenston (Old account)

https://twitter.com/RenQueenston (Another old account)

(https://web.archive.org/web/20130814142614/https://twitter.com/RenQueenston)


Last.fm:

https://www.last.fm/music/Renard


Tumblr:

http://dariusalpha.tumblr.com/ (Dead account/No archive)


DeviantArt:

https://web.archive.org/web/20121106030406/http://queenston.deviantart.com/


Reddit Account:

https://www.reddit.com/user/EmmaEssex


Sub-reddit:

https://www.reddit.com/r/lapfoxtrax/

Bandcamp:

https://lapfoxtrax.com/


Patreon:

https://www.patreon.com/lapfox

https://archive.fo/eJHFW


Mastodon:

https://mastodon.xyz/@emma_essex


Instagram:

https://www.instagram.com/heckscaper/


Fur Affinity Page (which he claims to have left due to a ‘security breach’):

furaffinity.net/user/renardv

https://archive.fo/fKAJ6


Weasyl:

https://www.weasyl.com/~renard

https://archive.fo/6Wkjt



Reddit:

https://www.reddit.com/r/lapfoxtrax/

Former BF/GFs:

Spoiler: Former BFs/GFs

“Reco”

Website: https://archive.fo/myPyD

Page mentioned: https://archive.fo/ivxA1


“Nishimura”

About: ‘ autistic non-binary Japanese-American (三世) artist in Seattle working to capture depth of feelings and express myself in ways that I cannot with words. My English as well as my Japanese are a little strange, but I try my best.” Claims to have PTSD.


https://www.patreon.com/nishimikan/creators


http://nishimikan.tumblr.com/


https://www.weasyl.com/~ghost

https://archive.fo/GOf5W


https://twitter.com/nishimikan

He's a train wreck but damn if the music he makes isn't really good according to my tastes. good thing he offers almost all of his music for free

also cant believe you didnt include this pic

 

[Francis E. Dec Esc.]

Kitsune Youkai



Autistic furry pedophile who claims (lies) that he's in an incestuous relationship with his IRL sister, who supposedly goes by the name 'Firecat'. Lives with his parents in Lake City, FL. Has a used condom fetish and really wants to fuck Lilo from Lilo and Stitch and Shippo from Inuyasha. Also looking for a boyfriend-free girl via Inkbunny:



Main accounts:
e621 (archive)
FA (archive)
Inkbunny (archive)
Pixiv (archive)

Fake accounts for his 'sister':
FA (archive)
Inkbunny (archive)

He also has an account called 'Twilightstormshi', where he pretends to be his girlfriend:
Inkbunny (archive)https://inkbunny.net/twilightstormshi

Some of his artwork:

Spoiler

 

[Reynard]

Thanks for the opportunity to get this out of my system.

Dave Remmler (Ren Queenston/Emma Essex/Renard Queenston/VULPvibe Records/LapFox Trax/ Voodoo Nurse/Halley Labs/NSRRenard, etc.)

Age: 31
Lives in Hamilton, Ontario

‘Agender’ (Lazy Troon), furry degenerate, probably autistic, pervert, self admitted “emotionally manipulative tendencies”

He is admits to “A lifetime of difficulty reading people, understanding conveyance of emotions, when it's my turn in exhcnages, and generalized anxiety made me a rude, bossy, snippy person a lot of the time.”

Admits to being introduced to the furry fandom through fetish art: “likely partially due to the fact that I was impressionable and seeing something as intense as hyper (NSFW) art at that age leaves quite an impression indeed.”

About pages (oldest to newest):

https://archive.fo/ykeZZ

https://archive.fo/6wBW3

https://archive.fo/OuUEr

Dave over the years:

Spoiler: Dave Over the Years

https://archive.fo/6wBW3/2dc1f6a7677e5cc7165721c32c1b37dc94cfbd4f.png

https://archive.fo/ykeZZ/584ab0c364df3924ee4667ffa6d6005fbf1f6e26.jpg

https://archive.fo/ykeZZ/e1a5429612e0f1c8ceb385920ba722a2b2171105.jpg

https://archive.fo/OuUEr/5df7a2aa1849295fe8a9605b29c2b47b2f9152b3.png

https://archive.fo/bQUiA

One of his many Aliases:

Spoiler: Scat Alias (NSFW)

https://web.archive.org/web/20150114160457/http://shitsmear.bandcamp.com/

https://web.archive.org/web/20150523075907/http://shitsmear.tumblr.com/

https://twitter.com/SHITSMEAR

Abusive Relationship:

Spoiler: Abusive Relationship

Nishi and Dave supposedly met at Rainfurrest 2012


Dave’s autistic partner (who also claims to have PTSD) describes their experiences with him, including him choking and assaulting them:


https://archive.fo/0pjoy


Follow-up:

https://archive.fo/ZX6wz


Dave’s Responses:

https://archive.li/wDzll

https://archive.fo/LRjSG

https://archive.fo/yFRvZ


Dave’s Admission:

https://archive.fo/7xf0B

Spoiler: Links and Accounts

Website:

http://heckscaper.com/main.html

(https://archive.fo/7zcnq)


Old Website

queenston.co.vu

https://archive.fo/1VwI9


Facebook:

https://www.facebook.com/lapfoxtrax/


Youtube:

https://www.youtube.com/user/lapfoxofficial

https://www.youtube.com/user/NSRRenard (Old account)

https://www.youtube.com/nsrrenardalt

(https://archive.fo/233Nc)


Twitch:

https://www.twitch.tv/truxtondogyuun/

(https://archive.fo/l8G32)


Google+:

https://plus.google.com/100977602451152248504/posts

(https://archive.fo/kuzUD)


Twitter:

https://twitter.com/lapfox

https://twitter.com/heckscaper

https://mobile.twitter.com/MuleNgine

(https://archive.fo/aosk9)

https://mobile.twitter.com/BUTTSCAPER

(https://archive.fo/2M6bW)


https://twitter.com/renardqueenston (Old account)

https://twitter.com/RenQueenston (Another old account)

(https://web.archive.org/web/20130814142614/https://twitter.com/RenQueenston)


Last.fm:

https://www.last.fm/music/Renard


Tumblr:

http://dariusalpha.tumblr.com/ (Dead account/No archive)


DeviantArt:

https://web.archive.org/web/20121106030406/http://queenston.deviantart.com/


Reddit Account:

https://www.reddit.com/user/EmmaEssex


Sub-reddit:

https://www.reddit.com/r/lapfoxtrax/

Bandcamp:

https://lapfoxtrax.com/


Patreon:

https://www.patreon.com/lapfox

https://archive.fo/eJHFW


Mastodon:

https://mastodon.xyz/@emma_essex


Instagram:

https://www.instagram.com/heckscaper/


Fur Affinity Page (which he claims to have left due to a ‘security breach’):

furaffinity.net/user/renardv

https://archive.fo/fKAJ6


Weasyl:

https://www.weasyl.com/~renard

https://archive.fo/6Wkjt



Reddit:

https://www.reddit.com/r/lapfoxtrax/

Former BF/GFs:

Spoiler: Former BFs/GFs

“Reco”

Website: https://archive.fo/myPyD

Page mentioned: https://archive.fo/ivxA1


“Nishimura”

About: ‘ autistic non-binary Japanese-American (三世) artist in Seattle working to capture depth of feelings and express myself in ways that I cannot with words. My English as well as my Japanese are a little strange, but I try my best.” Claims to have PTSD.


https://www.patreon.com/nishimikan/creators


http://nishimikan.tumblr.com/


https://www.weasyl.com/~ghost

https://archive.fo/GOf5W


https://twitter.com/nishimikan

I’m seriously surprised that this dude doesn’t have a thread yet.

Also, anyone else have a bad feeling this thread will lead to a ton of a-logs that are mad on the internet about minuscule things? Inb4 this is just a honeypot for those kinds of spergs.

 

[mildly_miffed_69]

Also, anyone else have a bad feeling this thread will lead to a ton of a-logs that are mad on the internet about minuscule things?

That's most of the posts on Animal Control, so nothing new.

 

[Kled]

Also, anyone else have a bad feeling this thread will lead to a ton of a-logs that are mad on the internet about minuscule things? Imb4 this is just a honeypot for those kinds of spergs.

Give it a page or two.

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

Kitsune Youkai

"Politically I'm Libertarian"

LMAO

That guy is my favorite so far, I think

 

[Cool kitties club]

Kitsune Youkai

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Autistic furry pedophile who claims (lies) that he's in an incestuous relationship with his IRL sister, who supposedly goes by the name 'Firecat'. Lives with his parents in Lake City, FL. Has a used condom fetish and really wants to fuck Lilo from Lilo and Stitch and Shippo from Inuyasha. Also looking for a boyfriend-free girl via Inkbunny:

View attachment 651089

Main accounts:
e621 (archive)
FA (archive)
Inkbunny (archive)
Pixiv (archive)

Fake accounts for his 'sister':
FA (archive)
Inkbunny (archive)

He also has an account called 'Twilightstormshi', where he pretends to be his girlfriend:
Inkbunny (archive)

Some of his artwork:

Spoiler

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>no real life sex
>live in the same house
What are you gonna do just sit in separate rooms and rp online

 

[Cheeseburger Picnic]

KiwiPupper is a furry who claims to be asexual but subscribes to fetish art
http://archive.li/8STQT

He is a plushie and he thinks his toy named Claude (a Popplio with a beanie) is sentient.
He is deathly afraid of NSFW stuff because he is 14 and says he doesn't want to click the "I am over 18 button" on Discord. My friends and I have reason to believe he is schizophrenic and sexually repressed.

He attends a furmeet in Sunset Park, Nevada once a month and takes cringy pictures. His Twitter is @AskPopplio and his YouTube is called Popplio https://www.youtube.com/user/FatedclonerexWorld/featured?disable_polymer=1
He owns a Reddit called MouseDroidPOW where he obsesses over old cartoon network adverts. He behaves like a 9 year old, but is 14.

Call me old-fashioned but I think posting about literal children is a bad idea. Posts speculating about their sexual preferences are a double bad idea.

 

[sumdumfuccum]

I don't have much info, and im not sure how archives work (I am the worst noob) but there's this bitch...

https://www.furaffinity.net/user/tigerlilythebat/

She's been on FA for a few years now, her art is the worst, she's a fictive, and just kinda dumb and edgy. She's made a journal about this site, seeming to be on our side.
https://www.furaffinity.net/journal/8859515/

She's also oddly self aware? I don't know, I figured she'd be worth throwing to the wolves.

 

[lepgang]

I’m seriously surprised that this dude doesn’t have a thread yet.

Also very surprised that he's never had a thread before, considering he's had a pretty comprehensive ED article for at least 7-8 years now. Also, he made a garbage 8-bit shmup, and hasn't released any music close to decent since, say, Star Road. He also admitted to groping people a lot at conventions.

Also, anyone else have a bad feeling this thread will lead to a ton of a-logs that are mad on the internet about minuscule things?

Practically guaranteed. There's already a few people in Animal Control lately that both seem more aggressive than usual, and also seem to pull up leads on some cows out of practically nothing.