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Will Ralph see Xander on November 15th?

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Cringestorian X said:
Yet another drunk voicemail sent to the Thorps
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Calling Grace in a drunken haze as a surrogate for not being able to be openly hostile to his ex's is some wild shit man. I know it's Ralph, but damn is it embarrassing. I'm surprised there hasn't been a VM where he accidentally calls her Faith or Meigh.


Yur pusseh iz loos Fai- uuuuhh, AH MEAN GRACE!! :felted:
 
hey bish yu to fat fo me loose 40 pounds look at mah perfect RALPHAMALE bod!(that said, a regenerator still has more theeth) re4-remake-regenerator-03.jpg
 
T00L Nigger said:
Calling Grace in a drunken haze as a surrogate for not being able to be openly hostile to his ex's is some wild shit man. I know it's Ralph, but damn is it embarrassing. I'm surprised there hasn't been a VM where he accidentally calls her Faith or Meigh.


Yur pusseh iz loos Fai- uuuuhh, AH MEAN GRACE!! :felted:
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He's so buttblasted, humiliated, and emasculated by a woman that gives less of a shit of what people think of her than he does. She, along with sobriety, success, and accomplishment, is his kryptonite. She's basically Borat's sister.

For reference:
 
Oliver Onions said:
I figured it would be that simple, but it's weird he refuses to cut his losses and move on to the next damaged goods he can find. Then again holding a grudge is in Ralph's nature I suppose.
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Iirc, he was promised to be with her. I don't have a clip, but I think it's in metokur's father's day stream. Piggy just has fried brain to distinguish between tease and truth
 
BigPeanut said:
Is this real or a meme? What’s the source/proof if real?
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I choose to believe I can manifest it by repeating the meme, because it would be extremely entertaining.
Maude Snew said:
Who else is left though?
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I hear Kayla Rekieta charges fifty bucks, but Nick would probably give up the bussy for free and Ralph's in no position to be picky.
 
So Ralph's charity offer is to give Grace an STD and a baby he doesn't want. His gambit to pressure this woman into sleeping with him is to offer to be more of a liability than her abusive, pedo father - ergo, the less appealing sex offender.

It's amazing to watch Ralph's persona veer sharply between gallantly treating his Mexican 'companion' to a fancy meal and throwing a tantrum because the lowest class of white trash influencer wants nothing to do with him.
 
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