🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit
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- Feb 25, 2023
Can't even afford steak now...sad! Pathetic!
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- Feb 1, 2020
Has he ever had a W in anything? Much less family court.
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- Dec 31, 2020
Huff puff blergh. Totally sober, bish.
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- Feb 14, 2024
Yep. And in typical Boss Hogg style, he won through no effort of his own. Faith sued him pro se for some stupid thing, got to trial, and in a moment that would make Gomez Addams say “Wow, that’s retarded” she submitted no evidence during the trial. The judge dismissed it with zero work from the Ralphamale.
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- May 19, 2021
Innocent Ralph is never at fault. He was the model example of a father and husband.
Blue Gunty
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- Feb 19, 2025
He’s just commenting on the Ashley St. Clair drama that kicked up again today.
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- Jul 3, 2021
That hairline is looking ROUGH !
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- Feb 1, 2020
Kind of amazing actually. It's been something like 2 years since the horse absconded the hovel and it's not like they were romancing each other for decades. She was just a convenient hole/beard for him and he had zzz-tier e-clout. This behavior is somehow exactly what you'd expect from a teenage woman.
The hairline being like 2 inches from the crown of his head kills me. Not that he's looking any better if he shaved it all off, but it's all rather unfortunate.
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- Jan 2, 2019
All that money he spent by not going to see Xander for Christmas like he promised the judge he would and being late on child support was enough to finally get another hooker!
It's amazing that he thinks having to pay for the company of a woman will make anyone jealous. Pantsoo has moved on, get over it Ralph.
It's amazing that he thinks having to pay for the company of a woman will make anyone jealous. Pantsoo has moved on, get over it Ralph.
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- Feb 16, 2021
If this is Ralph's version of winning I dread to think what the losing arc is going to involve. Post the photos of that five-star Michelin cuisine and your new hooker dime piece, BISH!
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- May 27, 2024
Nice! Sunglasses indoors at night very classy. I’m sure the waitstaff didn’t complain about him in Spanish.
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- Nov 9, 2021
Why is his head so weirdly shaped? Did the west Memphis doctor use fiveceps to pull him out of his mom's ass?
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- Apr 6, 2023
Man raised by a single mother goes off on single mothers. Sandra would be so proud.
Check out the stretch marks on his arm at bottom left.
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- Aug 16, 2019
This can’t be that classy of a place since it doesn’t have a dress code to keep out trashPantsu still living rent free in his melon head. What a bitter loser, everything he says and does a failed attempt to make her jealous.
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- Aug 9, 2024
Why does he look like he's gone out for a 5 bar night out to dinner while wearing a Cintas work polo from the Universal Technical Institute?
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- Jan 7, 2024
Rehab might(?) have cured Ralph of his drug problems, but no amount of rehab can keep him from posting like a single mom
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- Jul 8, 2019
The insta filters he uses get confused what to do with a hog head. That's why he ends up with a different shaped head on every pic.
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I don't think she's a literal hooker who he booked at some escort service. This is how he announced her:
Voice actress/artist gives off vibes of mental illness/drug use. Piggertits is a shut in who met his last "girlfriend" on a dating app. Where could these two have met? I think in rehab, timing checks out. He may have tried to impress her with his e-celeb stories and pawpaws ring and she sees a gringo with a pocket full of yankee dollars to leech off.