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Will Ralph see Xander on November 15th?

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Windy Moors said:
My book title suggestion is - Memoirs Of A Piggu.
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"So, as we now conclude my memoirs, i have to say, it wasnt the fact i learned how to be a human, nor a pig, but a swine, that was the real silver lining."

- THE OINK.
 
Bishes and Guntlemen, it is now officially confirmed that Piggertits lost most of the few remaining brain cells in his melon head during his rehab.
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Rage Pig said:
Bishes and Guntlemen, it is now officially confirmed that Piggertits lost most of the few remaining brain cells in his melon head during his rehab.
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Ralph is just psychic and has a direct link to the Ralphadimension. That's the kind of shit that goes on there. Note that he still stays in a tiny room filled with piss bottles.
 
Bixnood said:
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He's not kidding, He's going to build a case on that site.
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Some of it seems out of date, but the intro sure summarizes well:
Ethan Oliver Ralph (September 20, 1985–)[1] is an alt-right[1] American podcaster, self-proclaimed "gonzo journalist", registered sex offender, and convicted felon
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Bixnood said:
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He's not kidding, He's going to build a case on that site.
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He's got not only his plumberlawyer lined up, he's got several lawyers lined up! Is Balldo also involved? And they all have to be working pro Bono, because Piggertits can't afford to pay a single lawyer. Several lawyers are so angry that Piggertits' good name is dragged through the mud on the highly important website Rational Wiki!
This is such an outlandish lie, even for Piggertits standards. And let's just assume this is true - he's got more lawyers than O'Day Simpson in 1995 and he's using them for this shit, instead of getting visitation rights for his daughter? Nice priorities you got there, you sad sack of excrement.
 
Bixnood said:
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While RationalWiki is full of lies and lolcows and we have a thread on them for a reason, this seems ill-advised. RW is irrelevant today and nobody gives a shit what they have to say, so it's not like his RW article is an ongoing problem. Proving damages from defamation will be a huge hurdle.
 
Ah, I see. He's convicted, not registered. Easy mistake to make.

Not sure how Ralph is going to argue that it's provably hurt his income or reputation though. Even if he could afford a team of lawyers, he's vaporised so many fucking braincells he'll forget he even brought a lawsuit part way through.

His team are going to be tearing their hair out trying to get any sense (or pictorial ebbuhdance) through his xanny haze.
 
I know that everyone is giving Ralph :optimistic: for saying he knows tons of lawyers, but I think it true, Ralph knows;
  • Divorce attorneys,
  • child support/family law lawyers
  • sexual assault attorneys
  • debt collection attorneys,
  • Lawyer specializing in aggravated assault against a police officer…

I mean granted, none of those attorneys are on his side but still…
 
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