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I know i'm late on the backlash, but any optimism on the gunt's sobriety quest is pointless. You have to be legitimately low iq to believe he has even a 1 percent chance of ever living a clean life.

- Ralph has never shown a single ounce of self-control, as shown by his fat fuck lifestyle, inability to let any perceived slight pass, and constant bouts of debauchery.
- Ralph has literally no life outside of streaming. He has no friends, no support network, not even a hobby. He is perpetually isolated by his living situation so it can never improve in this regard. His only outlet for his emotions is on his stupid internet show and twitter, and he will naturally overreact to everything forever because he gets positive reinforcement in the way of superberries when he does so.
- He has no rock bottom to get to. He has told that, as long as he can stream and own the alogs, he thinks he's winning. Losing his mom, his kids, his wives, all the people he ever associated with in parasocial fashion has done nothing to change him. It certainly won't be Dax as the one that makes him see the light.
- Ralph thinks he's vastly smarter than he actually is. So the first time he wants to falter, he will, and then he will think he can just cleverly go on lying and saying that he's living da sober life... because he's done that like 34 times at this point.

Ralph is not worth wishing a better life for, and you are a better person than I if you actually can find it within yourself to have pity on this slovenly blob.
 
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A 30 day rehab is a good start. they’ll detox you, and get you involved in cognitive behavioral therapy, along with a mutual aid group like AA. However after that he’ll need to continue therapy, and attend meetings for the long term. Addiction can’t be cured yet only managed, and for the first few years it’s especially easy to fall back into active addiction.
 
I mean, Ralph is wrong to blame Dick for his spiral the past few years but he is right in calling Dick out for being an enabling piece of shit who isolates his friends from getting advice and help from others and then encourages them to jump off a cliff for his amusement and to make them dependent on him.

I've never seen Dick more passionate and enraged as when a suffering person he has wrapped around his finger is offered help or advice by someone else.

I've been saying for ages that Dick is probably one of the most depraved and fucked up human beings when it comes to discussing people in the Sektur.
 
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Rage Pig said:
Piggertits is going to Rehab.
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This is like the 80th time he’s done this “the balance of my wellbeing was completely in your hands!! you had the power to save me bro!! but you didn't :( really makes you think!!“ shit. Really Ralph? If only Masterson had intervened after you already blew your life up two times over and was with multiple crippling addictions, you totally swear that would’ve been the turning point for you? That you wouldn’t completely disregard his attempt and libel him like you do with everyone else who tries to get you help? Pinky promise you wouldn’t??

Fwiw I don’t think Masterson was a good influence in his life either, but he’s such a teenage girl about it. Of course he is.
 
Ralph will never get sober because his true biggest addiction is attention, and getting sober means he gets less attention.
The most viewers he has is when he's having a pillstream. The most donations he gets is when people are trying to wake him up out of a drug induced stupor to make sure he's not dead.
He will get sober, attention will wane, he will get depressed and sad and angry that mommy internet isn't giving him attention, and he will relapse because he can't take it.
 
Tuning in now and this fag/shit eating trannie talk is literally painful.
Milo a disaster. Ralph sitting there all smug and full of himself.
Jesse just letting it fly. Out.
 
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We're all doubting but pig rehab works
 
He's not going to rehabilitation. Enrollment criteria and language barriers aside, it's just not happening. He wouldn't get clean for Faith Vickers and Alexander Vickers, instead he tried to start a gross polycue culminating to the release of revenge pornography.
He wouldn't get clean for Amanda Morris and his daughter.
Now he's telling us he'll get clean for Juju the cow? Give me a break. Nothing will happen.

Ethan Ralph has no friends, he has no family because Ronnie and Sandra are dead, he has no support net. At the bare minimum, he might enroll himself into a program and complete it just so he has the temporarily high of saying "see I did finish it you're all wrong" and then regress back to his triple titties raging piggy self in a xanax-alcohol-Ambien cocktail.

It's also rich of him to criticise Juju and hulagirl for their kitten snuffing when he routinely abandons his pets in a smelly concrete block without air conditioning and allow them to roam free, having to play dodgeball with various cars and hungry Mexican hobos. That's not to mention the puppies he incinerated with Ronnie Ralph. Glass houses, piggy. Glass houses. Juju is scum but Ethan Ralph is close to the last person having any rights to criticise his behaviour.
 
Cringestorian X said:
Persip is proving to everybody once again that he's the anti-kino. He ruined the PPP-Winson with writers room bullshit and now convincing Ralph to go to rehab instead of letting the content flow naturally. Which lolcow are you going to ruin next Persip ?
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He becomes a Cyraxx buddy troll.
 
persip is an actual faggot that hangs off of men like ralph the same way a fucking sea lamprey hangs off a whales asshole.
Its just a matter of time before ralph does what ralph do and no bishmade rehab is going to stop him from the pills/alchohol and the content it produces.
fuck you persip
 
No one hates Ralph more than himself. Dax ignoring him only confirms what is already known. Vito is better than Ethan Oliver Ralph in nearly every single way.
 
Still malding at daddy Dax for not wanting to deal with his bullshit while LA is undergoing the worst disaster in living memory
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I assume this is related to whatever happened on podawful but does anybody care. Screenshot for completion's sake
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If you are a dumb mother fucker it is a super good idea to drop out of college. It's generally a really good idea for most people to drop out of school before the debt becomes a monster. Not that Ralph cares.
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Or if you're Ralph, get kicked in the last semester for not paying your tuition, thus failing to graduate and racking up debt. Five star days bish!
 
But why does Ralph need to go to rehab? He's been telling us he's clean and that any issues have been because he just started taking ambien.

I am very confused.
 
For once JuJu has got his priorities straight while the state is smouldering and he has a baby on the way.

I can only imagine the flurry of demented shit Ralph is sending to him in private.

Ralph's alienated himself so thoroughly he has to cry on the shoulders of Jesse PS. The man who was literally terrorising his horse and child with unsolicited diapies!

How is it that JuJu has been an enabler this whole time, but not the viewers who had you on the 2nd monitor waiting until you were drugged out of your gourd to start barraging you with super chats?

You and I both know the second you feel a little bit uncomfy, the premature congratulations donos dry up, you can't woo your therapist or you can't get a restful night's sleep, you'll be back to square 1.
 
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I just remembered that just a month ago, Ralph tried to charm his physio therapist who treated his gimp arm by leaving Hunter S Thompson books on her cars Window. Let's not forget that alltime banger.
 
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