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Will Ralph see Xander on November 15th?

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I wonder if Ralph genuinely can't tell what happened. I'll spell it out for you Ralph: Everything was fine for you to go to dick's place, but then LA caught on fire and you looked, sounded, and fell like you were off your face AGAIN. On top of that you got into a huge fight with milo (and don't say it's kayfabe, you barely even know when it's fake or not, let alone anyone else) and were threatening to beat him... at Dick's place... Where his pregnant girlfriend is!

Dax not really giving a shit about you isn't something new, it's always been the case. Doesn't mean he hasn't been willing to platform you and try and help you out (for his own gain, but that's how the sectur works and you know it). Whatever though, go off, king.
 
KF: maybe impregnating a 18 year old is a bad idea
:diddler: FUCK YEW BITCH I DO WAT I WANT!
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:diddler: turns out that was a bad idea

KF: maybe antagonizing the father of your new babymomma is a bad idea, her family is her only support
:diddler: FUCK YEW BITCH I DO WHAT I WANT! MY BITCH WILL NEVER LEAVE ME!
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:diddler: turns out she left me and went back to live with her dad

KF: maybe Fuentes just uses Ralph as an attack dog and fall guy and actually thinks hes a moron
:diddler: FUCK YEW BITCH YOU DON'T KNOW TRUE LOYALTY
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:diddler: turns our Nick just used me as an attack dog and treats me like a moron

KF: maybe Diddler Dax is just friends with Ralph because he is his personal lolcow and he secretly thinks he is a moron
:diddler: FUCK YOU BITCH YOU CAN NEVER TURN ME AGAINST MAH BEST FRIEND!
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:diddler: turns out Dax never really cared about me and only saw me as his personal lolcow

hmmm if only there was some sort of lesson here
 
Ralph, you regularly leave your cats to fend for themselves whenever you're bored of being isolated in Mexico.

Don't start pearl-clutching about animal abuse.
 
Daddy's Angry Juice said:
This is so fake and gay! pleaseberealpleaseberealpleaseberealpleaseberealpleaseberealpleasebereal
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It's real but he will crawl back to Dax like a dog with his tail tucked when he realizes he doesn't have any other friends and then he will claim they "squashed" the beef while he secretly keeps seething eternally, just like with Ricky-yetta.
 
Lidl Drip said:
It's real but he will crawl back to Dax like a dog with his tail tucked when he realizes he doesn't have any other friends and then he will claim they "squashed" the beef while he secretly keeps seething eternally, just like with Ricky-yetta.
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Yes, this is not kayfabe, but he doesn't go all in to leave a door open. He's now at least risking to lose viewers/donations if he forces a part of his audience to chose. Hard to tell how big the crossover between both audiences is though.
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Lol, this will amount to nothing like all of Ralphs claims of scorched earth. Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if piggy tries crawling back to master Juju eventually.
 
Dick should own it and him and 80s girl should just go ahead and get married dressed in their matching cow costumes Ethan claims he saw and post it. It's funny to see him go after the only guy who put up with him all this time (whether he really gave a shit or not) but it would be equally funny if every attempt to dunk on him was countered with direct admissions to whatever weird shit Ralph is claiming lol
 
SargonF00t said:
Ralph is in Otay, with ODay.

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Otay Simpson is his fuckin hero, remember. Ever since he watched the trial as a kid.
free_protons4u said:
Ralph is fucked up, but the "Sue me then" is a non sequitur. Makes me wonder what the rest of the email said. Probably reminding the pill piggy he is violating the RO
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I have absolutely no problem believing this is the entirety of the exchange. Remember his Legal Mindset promo where he started hollering about how he wasn't going back to jail, despite that having absolutely nothing to do with Legal Mindset.

Ralph brain don't work so good no more.
 
Rage Pig said:
Yes, this is not kayfabe, but he doesn't go all in to leave a door open. He's now at least risking to lose viewers/donations if he forces a part of his audience to chose. Hard to tell how big the crossover between both audiences is though.
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Ralph hasn't called 80's girl a slatternly whore, talked about how much cock she sucked, called for miscarriage and talked about gunting her.

Kayfabe.

There's thousands of pages on Ralph's very well documented modus operandi on bridge burning.

This is just as fake as Juju and Vito the pedo's feud:
"You pretended to be a pedo..."

Juju is desperate for Null's attention.
 
Rage Pig said:
There are some gold nuggets in the replies.
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' cancelled for bs reasons' what, like his city being an inferno, his pregnant gf being at risk of inhaling airborne carcinogens, trying to help the displaced and you being a fat fucking liability?

I think it appears to be kayfabe at this point, but I wouldn't put it past PA to snake him on live.
 
Malaika said:
Ralph gets a W humiliating Vickers on twitter and then loses his last friend. R
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Ralph humiliated himself on Twitter, raging at a fake Vickers account. Then the real Vickers clued him in via DM. Not a Ralph W, in fact yet another L to add to the pile he’s amassed on this current bender.
 
I'm of the mind that this is some fake and gay attention whoring nonsense. It'a worth noting that Ralph and Daxipad have tons of dirt on each other. If their falling out was legit, I'd expect it to either be a colossal spectacle or to barely register a blip. I don't buy it. Also, he refers to Marie as "80's girl" this entire time, with a single exception that happened only after somebody brought it up itt.

Strange timing, though. Daxipad is due to upload a new episode of his show today, so it's too late for him to capitalize on the drama in a meaningful way.
 
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