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Will Ralph see Xander on November 15th?

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You just know he stayed "sober" just enough time to see Xander then immediately hit the bottle. That's why he's hollern' now.

Remember when he had the court date with Vickers years ago and was in a bar straight afterwards with a beer at 9am
 
You just know he stayed "sober" just enough time to see Xander then immediately hit the bottle. That's why he's hollern' now.

Remember when he had the court date with Vickers years ago and was in a bar straight afterwards with a beer at 9am
As a former day drinker myself, let me tell you, bars open that early only cater to the most upstanding and sophisticated of clientele.
 
That's our lil ragehog, literally just got out out of a fuck up where he was talking shit without thinking, and goes right back into another.
Maybe a few more blows to the noggin will help him see clearly.
 
The "44 days" admission confirms he spent his "chill" and "low-key" Christmas "high" and "drunk". But that's hardly news.
Ralph, in case you are sober enough to see my comment, when you claim a specific number of dates sober, it means your still abusing drugs and alcohol. Every addict and friends/family of addicts know this.
All I now for sure is that when the dementia hits the posts are gonna get wild.
WHEN?!?
You just know he stayed "sober" just enough time to see Xander then immediately hit the bottle.
Aka the "breath spray five minutes before stumbling in" routine.
 
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His last friend...

Edit: I wish I could say it was pushing my last remaining friend away that made me quit drinking. But it was when I was getting close to losing my job and pension and a desire to not have to live in a cardboard box that did it. Sadly, much like myself, I imagine saggy won't learn anything from this.
 
It seems that his philosophy of "I will be the bigger man and not talk shit" towards VIckers is over.

Ladies and guntlemen, fasten your seatbelts and return your tray table to its upright and locked position. The Dick War has begun.
 
Ethan's so pathetic with his grandiose xeeting about his alleged sobriety, which is the default state of 99% of the fucking world. If you have to brag about being sober, you've already lost.

44 days sober? Do you want to count it by the second next? What a total, non-functional failure of a man. He's just so utterly pathetic. No one is going to give you pats for just 1.5 months of not drinking and/or doing drugs. It's all alleged anyway, I refuse to believe he can go a single week without booze and drugs.
 
Sue me, bish! You ain't gonna get nuffin 'sides by collection of piss bottles and a broken chair that's tryna kill me.
I got blocked by Vito the Pedo and Juju the Cow? Well shit, that's okay. In fact, I heard a credible rumor that Juju dresses up like a cow to get fucked up the ass. Couldn't be me!
 
This is pretty pathetic from Dick. Ralph's at the stage of xanny-brain where he can barely piece together sentences, getting a free W over him would be effortless, or he could just ignore him and wait 3 hours for him to focus his piggy rage on a new target. Blocking him is a bitch-made act, or I suppose it could be kayfabe, which would be equally as bitch-made.
SHE INTO THE OTOGON you pussy.
(totally sober btw)
 
Why would you go all semantics with this word you imbecilic tritties piggy? You are a groomer, you are the embodiment of the word. Grooming is legal between adults.
Some guy in his twenties can sweet talk and groom an old lady to marry him so he can steal her inheritance.
Some woman in her twenties can sweet talk and groom a successful guy to marry her, and then divorce him to take his wealth.
Gold digging and pickup "artistry" is legal, and it's fundamentally grooming. It's predator behaviour.

Frankly, piggy sucks at it. He can only pull his hooves on mentally unwell just-18 teenagers with self-esteem and family issues. His piggy tactics only work on retarded whorses already in deranged tranny dens. Once someone experienced with men enters the frame, such as Adrienne Blaire and Pantsuela, his tricks fall flat. They dump his piggy arse where he belongs -- his Meheecoh slumber filled with drugs and the foul odour of his pissbottles.

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What did your daddy juju say about nicknames?
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Once someone experienced with men enters the frame, such as Adrienne Blaire and Pantsuela, his tricks fall flat.
I wouldn't put Ade in this category. Granted she was a tiny bit smarter than the whores that followed her. But she was a retarded clout chaser just like them, and the only reason I feel she really abandoned the gunt was because he chose to run off with a 18-year-old meth head. That and the fact that she saw that she could easily get more attention from being one of his detractors than having to be the hole that has to fuck him.

Had he not left her for Faith, I have a feeling she would have stuck around for a while just like they did.
 
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