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Will Ralph see Xander on November 15th?

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Ratso Bronum said:
Two new videos:
https://x.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1878281707536998635
Ethan Ralph - Periscope Broadcast [1BRKjwZmPlZGw].mp4

https://x.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1878282403510403332

Ethan Ralph - Periscope Broadcast [1jMJgBLkmEjGL].mp4

And an update:

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Who is he ranting to in that first video? I can’t make out what he’s trying to say half the time, he’s so incoherent and wet-brained.

And he’s going back to LA right NOW? hitched an all night ride with some rando on his Xitter feed after seething in a cheap motel room in Tijuana? What about seeing lil Xannie tomorrow?

What an awesome train wreck.
 
Ralphs gotten his ass kicked on every ego trip he's taken. Either he's gong to get beat up by people while trying to loot in LA, or he's going to get his ass kicked by the fire.
 
My prediction is the early morning hours of Jan 13th 2025. This time it feels different. Kind of like the end of that movie 'The Wrestler', which is funny, you all see it too.
 
Faggitory said:
Ralphs gotten his ass kicked on every ego trip he's taken. Either he's gong to get beat up by people while trying to loot in LA, or he's going to get his ass kicked by the fire.
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I know they're having convicts assist with the effort, but Ralph, criminal he may be, has the wrong understanding of the term 'firefighting'. He's going to bare knuckle brawl it.
 
Mr. Manchester said:
Despite the fact that it will never happen, I would be so happy if Ralph beat the fuck out of Vito before he keels over. Use a weapon Ralph!
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The retard fight of the century. Who would win? Vito vs Ralph in a ring, two fat retards enter, one might leave if he doesn't die from exertion first.
 
I want to retract my statement about Ralph being in LA amidst of a massive fire crisis and getting rejected at the doorsteps of Casa Herrera, leading to homelessness. I got some facts wrong! He's only NOW doing those things.
 
Schpoots said:
The lights are on but nobodies home. We're watching his last neurons fizzle out in real time.
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People here have speculated that Ralph got brain damage during his beating in Portugal and I fully agree with that theory. I think Ralph has some form of CTE that his drinking, Xanax usage and Ambien abuse has made even more apparent. I think Ralph has at most 5 years to live if he doesn't do a complete 180 on his life.
 
Sicko Hunter said:
People here have speculated that Ralph got brain damage during his beating in Portugal and I fully agree with that theory. I think Ralph has some form of CTE that his drinking, Xanax usage and Ambien abuse has made even more apparent. I think Ralph has at most 5 years tops to live if he doesn't do a complete 180 on his life.
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I agree and I think his recent fall at home made it worse or 'reactivated' that initial fight damage. Also, heavy drinking causes severe memory loss. When my uncle was getting sober I could have a full conversation with him and an hour later he would have zero memory of it and bring up the same talking points all over again as if we never talked about it previously. I can't imagine mixing drugs and brain damage into that. The drugs might also be activating the same issues his brother has similiar to how weed makes skitzos go crazy.
 
Nottafed said:
My prediction is the early morning hours of Jan 13th 2025. This time it feels different. Kind of like the end of that movie 'The Wrestler', which is funny, you all see it too.
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There's probably a womanly subtweet back there in the archives where our drunken guntalina has compared himself to Randy the Ram.

The Wrestler is the absolute worst-case scenario movie watch for addled Southern gunts to watch, especially marks who've done fuckall for their kids. They tend to think Randy the Ram is a hero, rather than, y'know, yet another Darren Aronovsky character that God is about to hand the bill to (no spoilers.)

Ethan might just break past RamJam and straight into Ass-to-Ass.
 
Both videos are post "cat fight". In the earlier one there are no scratch marks on his forehead/ around his right eye, only the disfigured nose is the same. The right side of his forehead also looks swollen and has a yellow coloration. He either fell on his face again or the fist of the bouncer caused these injuries.
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Rage Pig said:
Both videos are post "cat fight". In the earlier one there are no scratch marks on his forehead/ around his right eye, only the disfigured nose is the same. The right side of his forehead also looks swollen and has a yellow coloration. He either fell on his face again or the fist of the bouncer caused these injuries.
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Looks like bully injuries, as in probably wasn't even a fight and he got pushed by someone taller than 5'1 and fell in the asphalt.
 
Rage Pig said:
Both videos are post "cat fight". In the earlier one there are no scratch marks on his forehead/ around his right eye, only the disfigured nose is the same. The right side of his forehead also looks swollen and has a yellow coloration. He either fell on his face again or the fist of the bouncer caused these injuries.
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He looks like a white trash Santa Claus.
 
Rage Pig said:
Both videos are post "cat fight". In the earlier one there are no scratch marks on his forehead/ around his right eye, only the disfigured nose is the same. The right side of his forehead also looks swollen and has a yellow coloration. He either fell on his face again or the fist of the bouncer caused these injuries.
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*bouncher
 
Rage Pig said:
Spineless, sniveling worm prostrating himself before his Master.
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It was all a work!
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God, it’s so pathetic that even when he’s trying to make it look like a work he still can’t hide his contempt that daddy Dick doesn’t care about him getting sober and just cares about the “comedy“ in it.

Ralph, I don’t know how you’ve gotten to your age but still need to be told this. You’re nothing to Daddy Dick.

You are an infrequent play thing that Juju will pickup and play with if it rolls onto his lap but you’re just as quickly discarded.

No Ralph, you can’t go to the Barbie dream mansion. You’re a fire hazard. You’re nothing but high proof booze, grease and fat. You’ll go up like a Christmas tree and threaten Dick‘s comfy life if you catch on fire or beat his forever girlfriend who he spent a fortune on getting IVF treatment so they can spite nature and have a child.
 
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