he assumed that he'd be implicitly welcome to stay the night at Dax's house, I almost feel bad for him. That dang BROKE DICK JOHN POTTER MOON was right: Dax is transforming into a family man, and he has to listen to Marie when she says the hog can't stay over.
Ralph tries to console himself during his layover in Tijuana
Ralph was trying to parlay his visit to Xander as an excuse to see Dax to “make content”, or as drunk Ralph called it “an event”. Ralph wanted to see Dax way more than Xander.
Remember Xander is in SD and Dax is in LA. It was going to be quite a haul for Ralph to go from SD to LA, but doable if he had a free place to stay. Dax is too much of a pussy to give a firm “no” and Ralph is white trash so polite hints don’t work. In the DM’s Vito even asked if Ralph would be staying at Dax’s and he said idk yet.
It got to the point that Dax realized a very drunk Ralph could really be making his way to the Barbie Dream house this weekend and probably made Vito tell Ralph not to come to LA.
Now Ralph will try to pretend he’s just a professional online content creator that was trying to hype some good content for Dax’s show and it all got ruined due to some miscommunication. He was even pitching his trip to Dax’s sofa the same way.
Then reality happened. Ralph got absolutely hammered in TJ, made a total ass of himself online and Dax was finally forced to give a hard “no” to prevent the pillstream from showing up at his door. Dax never wanted him there but Gunt gave him an easy out with his turbo retard drunk antics. Now Dax will pretend he totally wanted to have Ralph over, but Ralph just got too wasted and messed things up. “Sure Ralph, def next time buddy, no TJ street fight next trip lolololol”
Ralph has never been smart, or emotionally stable enough, to pull off a “work” anyone believed. The best he can ever do is pretend his giant drunken fuck-up was all a big plan for content. Now he’s telling Dax all his drunken idiocy yesterday was him just trying to hype of bloodsport content. Not serious bro! Sorry you didn’t understand, just all part of the KS brand! Try to convince Dax he’s not eating 20 Xanax a day, just this doctor prescribed ambien for sleep keeps messing with him!
But Dax, like Nora, like she who cannot be legally named, like Faith, like May, like Groyphers before, don’t want to deal with or babysit an BPD, alcoholic, pillhead trainwreck. It’s fine from a safety of a screen, but Ralph IRL is an entirely different matter. I’m surprised Dax even politely entertained the idea after Gunt’s last disastrous visit but Ralph’s suicide baiting probably worries him. I’d love to see the small amount of direct communication these two have. Dax can’t even give Ralph a firm no until he’s on the verge of buying a ticket out of SD.
Also LMAO at Ralph claiming “eighty girl” was really looking forward to his visit. At least in the future cowardly Dax can use her, or the kid, to avoid Gunt IRL instead of broken limbs and mysterious injuries
