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Will Ralph see Xander on November 15th?

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Hell of a job, Ralph. Many Ws are being scored.

Time to reward yourself with booze and xanax and burn it all down.
 
Ralph seemingly has coopted the forums take on why Dick has a whack pack, but his wet brain managed to insert that dastardly Jawsh Moon into the conspiracy... because of course he's to blame somehow.
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Ralph kind of reminds me of the crypto market. He has his quiet, boring sober bear market periods where nothing much happens and even his most dedicated aloggers can barely be bothered covering him then he suddenly starts to build some lolcow momentum with some pill streams, bridge burning and assorted retarded behavior that tends to lead to a peak in January
 
Belligerent Salmon said:
a peak in January
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He has started the year off strong several years in a row now. You can set your watch by his cycles. Seriously go back to last January or the one before that and see what was kicking off.

Jan 2023 was the Rome trip when his "whore" wife absconded with his Child after he got forcibly removed from an airplane.
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Jan 2024 was when in a Xanax haze abused the Mexican escort he couldn't even communicate with without google translate while trying to portray her as the next love of his life on twitter.
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Ralph always starts the year with a bang and then fizzles out.
 
Now begins the GUNTIN IN CALIFORNIA: HOMELESS AS LA BURNS arc. Light em up Ralph, you are TOTALLY the celebrity wrassler that you think you are!
 
Blue Miaplacidus said:
He has started the year off strong several years in a row now. You can set your watch by his cycles. Seriously go back to last January or the one before that and see what was kicking off.

Jan 2023 was the Rome trip when his "whore" wife absconded with his Child after he got forcibly removed from an airplane.
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Jan 2024 was when in a Xanax haze abused the Mexican escort he couldn't even communicate with without google translate while trying to portray her as the next love of his life on twitter.
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Ralph always starts the year with a bang and then fizzles out.
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Yeah he does. I posted this last January
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Ultra rare Dick W. Did the realization of having a kid and losing Sean really shock some reality into Dick?

If he gets rid of Vito and Riley he'll be a top contender for anti-Lolcow of the Year
 
Blue Miaplacidus said:
He has started the year off strong several years in a row now. You can set your watch by his cycles. Seriously go back to last January or the one before that and see what was kicking off.

Jan 2023 was the Rome trip when his "whore" wife absconded with his Child after he got forcibly removed from an airplane.
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Jan 2024 was when in a Xanax haze abused the Mexican escort he couldn't even communicate with without google translate while trying to portray her as the next love of his life on twitter.
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Ralph always starts the year with a bang and then fizzles out.
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It was a big bang this year. Burned 5 bridges in less than 24 hours:

Milo
Esofaggy
Dick Molesterson
Rekieta
Veto the pedo

When there is nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire. Looking forward to a weekend full of content. January 11th is his second wedding anniversary, that'll lift his spirit up.
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Rage Pig said:
It was a big bang this year. Burned 5 bridges in less than 24 hours:

Milo
Esofaggy
Dick Molesterson
Rekieta
Veto the pedo

When there is nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire. Looking forward to a weekend full of content. January 11th is his second wedding anniversary, that'll lift his spirit up.
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Meigh is getting a "gift" from a cotton picker so that counts. The gift is his penis.
 
With every bed in LA booked by locals fleeing their burning houses, best he can hope for is to find a shelter that will throw him a blanket for the night.
 
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