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Will Ralph see Xander on November 15th?

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I'm amazed Ralph doesn't have any real dirt on Milo and is willing to burn this bridge. I always assumed that they both had Epstein-esk files on one another so that's why Milo degraded himself to go on Ralphs show.
Ralph must've forgotten about it after he hit his head falling down, poor thing.
 
It's still hard to believe how old he looks. Gives off late era Harry Carey vibes with that fried hair.
Look at his bloated drunk ass.
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Drunk, belligerent and disheveled with a cut on his nose from drunkenly falling on his face. He’s bloating back up and on a prolonged bender. On an all-night flight/bus trip.

I love it.
 
Why is this in a bathroom?
It all started with a bathroom video where Milo claimed he’s “passing an uncomfortable stool,” then called Ralph “piggertits” & posted it all to X along with some very unflattering shirtless Ralpha pics. The entire thing is strangely focused on bathrooms. It started in a bathroom & will probably end in one.
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Looks like his appearance on the Killstream next week is currently cancelled due to the bathroom bickering, & Milo is going on PodAwful, for now.
 
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Having just been subject to a national warrant, even one which is no longer active. Might this cause delays for Ralph once he gets to the US? Is he getting pulled aside? He already seems intoxicated. If they search him a bag full of "prescription" pills isn't going to be a good look.
 
It all started with a bathroom video where Milo claimed he’s “passing an uncomfortable stool,” then called Ralph “piggertits” & posted it all to X along with some very unflattering shirtless Ralpha pics. The entire thing is strangely focused on bathrooms. It started in a bathroom & will probably end in one. (I can’t archive atm, but will grab the clip & archive later if no one else has.)
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So with how things are progressing, we’re going to get the Bathroom Brawl with the ashes of LA around them?

sounds pretty kino ngl
 
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Someone needs to do an edit where the POV is just a guy on the toilet listening to all of this (so you're just seeing the toilet stall door) and add a huge reverb/echo to Ralph's voice.
The things I poorly do for you people...

 
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