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Will Ralph see Xander on November 15th?

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Mr E. Grifter said:
Absconded? She never left!
Ralph met Nora over the internet when she was 17 or something ridiculous, then got into an online relationship with her and married her in the US when they met up - perhaps for the first, maybe the second time.

Asides from May, Ralph's primary relationships have always been with girls he groomed online that were far too young for him. He's a pathetic freak who is trying to make up for the fact he is a complete loser trainwreck.
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Come on now. Ralph got a free dildo out of it so it's not a complete loss.
 
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That's a really nice Thanksgiving dinner, reminds me that Ralph has never in his life had someone prepare something like that for him and never will.
 
Piggertits will sit, alone in his urine-smelling shit shack in Meeh-he-co seething as his daughter Rozanna Morris (née Ralph) and Alexander Bruce Vickers (neither of whom carry his surname) enjoy a festive warm Thanksgiving with their families, away from the rage pig, away from filth, and hollering.
 
Lidl Drip said:
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That's a really nice Thanksgiving dinner, reminds me that Ralph has never in his life had someone prepare something like that for him and never will.
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Is Thanksgiving even a thing in Mexico?
At least big stores outside of America uses it as a lame excuse to sell garbage consumerism.
What does piggytits have to offer? He doesn't even have his diary website anymore to write his little gay stories.
 
porkWellington said:
Wifejak is "oppressive"? Congrats Ralph you're the first person to ever feel oppressed by a soyjack. What a pussy
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I think, to be fair, he just means it's everywhere in his feed and it's mean spirited, and his choice of 'oppressive' was just a set-up for that punchline.

I suppose he's forgotten the embarrassing soliloquys he wrote pining for that May woman then.
 
AltisticRight said:
Is Thanksgiving even a thing in Mexico?
At least big stores outside of America uses it as a lame excuse to sell garbage consumerism.
What does piggytits have to offer? He doesn't even have his diary website anymore to write his little gay stories.
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Depends where you are at. Closer to the northern boarder, it's not unusual to have people celebrate it, especially if they got family on the other side.

It's sort of like Cinco De Mayo which is another US holiday you see sort of celebrated in the northern part of Mexico.
 
AltisticRight said:
Is Thanksgiving even a thing in Mexico?
At least big stores outside of America uses it as a lame excuse to sell garbage consumerism.
What does piggytits have to offer? He doesn't even have his diary website anymore to write his little gay stories.
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He’s thankful he’s still alive and owning the haters by drawing wheezy breath and will be eating a turkey torta or limply finger pointing at a Mexican meal because he abandoned the country his daddy gave him
 
Gunt managed to combine seething at cancer man and wifejak in one tweet.
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Enjoy your day off today piggy, take an extra xannie or two, masturbate while thinking about the hot physio therapist assistant, eat a torta, fill your lungs with a deep breath of tin shack air that smells like piss and cat shit, think of your children you'll never see again and then cry yourself to sleep. Happy Thanksgiving!
 
Rage Pig said:
Happy Thanksgiving!
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I think we can all agree that we're thankful we aren't Ethan Ralph, aren't hunkered down in a tin roofed shack in a Third World country, aren't a fugitive who managed to get a nationwide search warrant over a misdemeanor, haven't drunk so much booze our arm fell off, have family who actually want to see them, don't stream for pennies to an audience of dozens, etc. etc. etc.

Just not being Ethan Oliver Ralph is a few dozen things to be thankful for.
 
:diddler: "Nobody cares about someone elses family or kids! I know because I don't even care about my own!"

The narcissistic ragepig has never cared about anyone but himself his entire life, not even his own mother, wife, son or daughter. He thinks this is normal and that everyone is an egotistical piece of shit like him.
 
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