🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[AncientPhosphur]

Leave it to Ralph to always think the woman he pays to touch him is actually in love with him

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Lol this gross nigga really going on a love quest now.

 

[Tiger Jack]

The word for 'no' in Spanish is the same as it is in English, Ralph. Just so you understand.

 

[Rubber Plant]

Leave it to Ralph to always think the woman he pays to touch him is actually in love with him

Reminds me of when Chris Chan hired a hooker and thought she was in love him him.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Reminds me of when Chris Chan hired a hooker and thought she was in love him him.

Reminds me when Ralph hired a hooker and bragged about how she kissed him and that must mean she loves him

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Man, Ralph's on a roll!

Consecutive pillstreams
Fucked up arm because fat and impoverished
Re-capturing the magic of the first gamer chair implosion, but this time with abuelita's chanclas
Feigning interest in being a parent to avoid cyberbullying for being an absentee parent while completely ignoring his daughter
Being a gonzo journalist outlaw but crying about warrants
Sexually harassing his Mexican quack

He's really ramping it up for LoTY, but Bossman, Rekieta, Chibi and Somali are fierce competition!

Keep it up Ralph, you can do it!

 

[bile demon]

Where's the W???

Here it is:

Isn't visiting the keeds off the table now?

 

[Belligerent Salmon]

How this retarded pig imagines himself to be a gonzo journalist, let alone Hunter S Thompson when all he does is sit on his fat drunken ass in a third world hovel copping and seething to his 50 equally retarded viewers is amazing. Quite the imagination there Ralphy

 

[Bill Evans 45]

he will never do the 90 days or pay the $1,000 fine.

He couldn't scrape together $1000 even if he wanted to pay the fine.

 

[Magnificent Penis]

This isn't the first time Null bent to the pressure on the forum. Few years back for example he changed the forum to monochromatic for pride month which upset some people and he turned it back to normal despite defending doing so earlier and later ranted about this on a stream.

I'm quite late but I'd like to point out that on that occasion he did it because people were so upset at the eyesore that a black-and-white style was that people were installing browser scripts from randoms in an attempt to undo it, so it became a security issue for the users (even if it was due to their own retardation.)

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

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"Fuck da police, I ent neva snitched and I never talwk to da police, fuck em i'm a real hombre el mexican fugitive!"

Later that same day....

"PWEALSE PWRESS CHARGES!!!! I DON'T KNOW DA STATUES OF LIMITATIONS BUT CALL THE POLICE AND PRESS CHARGES!!! POLICE POLICE POLICE ARREST HIM!!!!!"

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

He did manage to rope Destiny into the bowling event under false pretenses. Ralph can't really be interviewed by women though, because he'll assume they're all hitting on him and they'll be creeped out. Maybe he can start a homo version of Kino Casino with Keffals?

The only reason destiny was there was to swinger-fuck lady rackets. He had no chance in reality. Mersh had a better chance, but Dax did cum on her face, it he did it to help his bro Nick cum

 

[Die For Me!]

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[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

He's really such a fucking woman. His go-to threat is always "I'll tattle on you! I have literally nothing to lose but you do!"

 

[Bill Evans 45]

"I have literally nothing to lose but you do!"

He's not wrong.

 

[Die For Me!]

He's really such a fucking woman. His go-to threat is always "I'll tattle on you! I have literally nothing to lose but you do!"

Ralphs inner-Shaniqua's nail extensions are too long to properly dial a phone number. Even if Ralph did, the constant stuttering, dead air, and drawn-out exhales would be as interpretable as oinks.

 

[AltisticRight]

Reminds me when Ralph hired a hooker and bragged about how she kissed him and that must mean she loves him

He sampled the entire town's semen that day. Typical RALPHAMALE behaviour.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

He sampled the entire town's semen that day. Typical RALPHAMALE behaviour.

Not sure which is worse. Ralph kissing a hooker who spent the day sucking dick in Miami or a Hooker kissing Ralph’s garbage burger tampon breathe mouth.

 

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“Tryna keep me from seein mah suuuhhnnn fer Christmas!” Lol pretty sure Aaron doesn’t give a shit whether he gets to see his suuuhhnnn for Christmas (or any other time,) a view shared by his “suuhhnnn” who doesn’t know who he is and wouldn’t even notice if Ralph were to disappear from the earth tomorrow.

Seething with impotent rage as usual (emphasis on ‘impotent,) from his sad grimy little cubicle.

 

[Lidl Drip]

Can't wait for the physiotherapist to drop him because he is acting creepy and obsessed. Wonder if he will make a drunken scene and be tossed into Mexican jail for Christmas when he's politely asked not to return?

That poor girl is probably used to dealing with creeps like Ralph already, I hope she got a shit ton of cousins ready to beat the fuck out of Ralph.