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The Gunt is all alone, again. How fitting.
🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit
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Hi Ralph 
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EVERYTHING YOU GIVE ME IS TAX FREE BISH I'M PROUD OF THE COUNTRY MY DADDY GAVE ME
There Is Light At The End
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That's quite a sizeable apartment for you to live in his chrome domeHi Ralph
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Man if only there was an election every week. Ralph could actually afford to live in the country where it's taking place!
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Thanks to Elon’s new block feature I can now view Ralph’s tweets without resorting to nitter or an alt! Now I get to see him happily gunt shuffle as he tries to reignite his war against Fuentes
Neat graphic I wonder where he stole it from
Neat graphic I wonder where he stole it from
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Idk, there is this dolphin like laughter that creeps up the pipes occasionally and one of the walls is dented inwards.
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Requesting a statement from @theralph: with the recent changes to blocking, are you still able to pop boners when manually blocking users? Or is the magic lost?
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This brings up an important question: does Ethan Ralph get off on being a coward? Scientists say yes.
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He's going the way of Jack Scalfatty, losing use of one part of his body after another until totally gimped in a lengthy process of dying gracelessly. Soon he'll be stuck for life in a scootypuff. That will suck to charge up and it will really suck when he ends up homeless.
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That was a magical stream to watch live
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Better question is did Ralph see his cowardice as a flaw or a tactic. For example, telling Aaron he would go a couple rounds with him, then not showing up and wasting everyone's time. Perhaps he knew we wanted content and he purposely denied us that just to own those fuckin kiwi faggot farmers.....
That or he's just a giant pussy and he just couldn't show up with piss-stained pants.
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Fixed it for accuracy
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And then all the inmates of the insane asylum clapped and thumbed truffles out of their assholes which rained down like confetti on my 25 inch cock.
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As much as I've alogged Warski and (ham)PPPlanet they put on a pretty decent show for the election and got a crazy amount of donations. What the fuck did Ralph do? Sit there and stare at the screen quietly for 16 hours? We will never know, because no cares enough to even clip him at this point.
It's so over that no one even bothered to update the thread about his dying show, other than to point out how many more viewers his enemies had.
Doesn't matter, it's not like we missed the great input from such luminaries as notorious pedo lover Dax Herrera, or the Persian homosexual hairdresser (who let's not forget was always a little too angry at Faith, almost like he was jealous), there was also Mark "human Ambien" Collet, Fraudwinson (probably from a cheap motel room while snorting ketamine), or (supposedly) reformed homosexual Milo, and a bunch of z-listers that are not even worth mentioning. Truly a kill report classic.
It's so over that no one even bothered to update the thread about his dying show, other than to point out how many more viewers his enemies had.
Doesn't matter, it's not like we missed the great input from such luminaries as notorious pedo lover Dax Herrera, or the Persian homosexual hairdresser (who let's not forget was always a little too angry at Faith, almost like he was jealous), there was also Mark "human Ambien" Collet, Fraudwinson (probably from a cheap motel room while snorting ketamine), or (supposedly) reformed homosexual Milo, and a bunch of z-listers that are not even worth mentioning. Truly a kill report classic.
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The Gunt still seething, but he does have a point about Fuentes and the Groypers not even voting for Trump. He's still dumb, though.
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If he had bothered to just continue fucking with Fuentes instead of trying to lick his boots he'd be a lot more believable.
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Ralph sat down and explained Sektur Lore to a Mexican woman who is probably very fat and has already been knocked up several times. Wow, that's some embarrassing ass shit, right? It literally cannot get any worse, right? There's no way he would also expect her to follow him on twitter, right?
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The second hand embarrassment is suffocating
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The second hand embarrassment is suffocating
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Assuming it's this one:
I only bothered because it's the only one in Merida. Well correction, there's another that's staffed by two guys but I'll assume Ralph's not gay, yet.
I only bothered because it's the only one in Merida. Well correction, there's another that's staffed by two guys but I'll assume Ralph's not gay, yet.