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Piggy is mentioned in the Domini Canes Groyper Groupchat Leak from Milo.
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IT'S NOT TROOOOOO he frantically types with his remaining trotter, tears streaming down the rosacea covered pig skin.
 
Piggy is mentioned in the Domini Canes Groyper Groupchat Leak from Milo.
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IT'S NOT TROOOOOO he frantically types with his remaining trotter, tears streaming down the rosacea covered pig skin.
The Ralph cycle continues.

Denial-"It's not true!"
Anger- "As a matter of fact, I'll bet it was YOU!"
Depression- "You're gonna make me cry"
Bargaining- "If you want to know the truth about it"
Acceptance- "Does that make you mad?"
 
it's crazy how leaked DMs about Ralph are always people lying but leaked DMs about his enemies are 100% verified and a featured topic on the killstream. The world is just so unfair to Ralph.
 
it's crazy how leaked DMs about Ralph are always people lying but leaked DMs about his enemies are 100% verified and a featured topic on the killstream. The world is just so unfair to Ralph.
Ralph dindu nuffin, he's a good boy. Just needed money for them pharmaceutical programs.
 
:diddler: “If you alogs on kiwi farm knew anything you’d know those are private heated moments that leaked without context. But I guess you all fall for the kayfabe”
 
Didn't he announce this huge scoop that he'd unveil on his big Halloween stream today? Won't happen, trotter inspection imminent.
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Yeah piggy it's a total mystery why Rufo would block a disgusting pig that wants to roll around in dirt and shit.
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Didn't he announce this huge scoop that he'd unveil on his big Halloween stream today? Won't happen, trotter inspection imminent.
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Yeah piggy it's a total mystery why Rufo would block a disgusting pig that wants to roll around in dirt and shit.
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This encapsulates it better than I ever could.

"I love spreading unfounded rumors about people."

"Fuck Kiwifarms for spreading unfounded rumors about me!"
 
Despite his claims on Thursday that he would not need surgery, and even demanding @Haru Okumura bet 50 bucks on this claim, it appears his doctors visit today has Ralph considering surgery anyway:
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Ralph is very giddy about how his favorite pass time (porn) has led to him breaking a goon-tastic story

Julian Assange got nothing on the Ralphamale:
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Ralph confirms today's goon-vestigation involved watching interracial pornography
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Despite his claims on Thursday that he would not need surgery, and even demanding @Haru Okumura bet 50 bucks on this claim, it appears his doctors visit today has Ralph considering surgery anyway:
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Ralph is very giddy about how his favorite pass time (porn) has led to him breaking a goon-tastic story
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Julian Assange got nothing on the Ralphamale:
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Ralph confirms today's goon-vestigation involved watching interracial pornography
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I'm going to assume doctors in Mehico check blood pressure for any visit. Ralph, post that!
 
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