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Will Ralph see Xander on November 15th?

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KosherFarms.net said:
his ear also looks really fucked up. Did piggy get his ears docked?
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I would say that Dan or one of the many other street brawlers Ralph aggro'd cauliflowered his ear, but they appear to be symmetrical.

That's just Ronnie and Sandra's premium genetic material at work.
 
Rage Pig said:
The sneaky spics are upselling the stupid gringo to siphon the last few dollars out of his man purse, what a mark.
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I hope he posts a selfie wearing a wetsuit with his grotesque body.
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DO IT RALPH
 
No wonder Meigh's question about the money cut his ego in half.
What a broke bitch. He has to pretend to be a 5 star celeb but has no peso to his name. Paradoxical existence. But drink up, buddy. With that kind of life, you have every excuse to.
 
His face is all red but the body is pale like he's being choked. The motor functions when he moves and speaks are all fucked up... spitting when he's talking on video. He's really going through it this time.
 
30+GameOvers said:
He should go for #3, that will piss off Josh even more! If he locks the whore up in a shed like a proper man does when he's not around, they might even last a year together!
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I think part of the reason he can't get over Amanda is because there isn't going to be a #3 and he knows it. He can't even afford the "girlfriend experience" from local escorts anymore to pretend that a woman would ever date him again. So he's forever stuck seething about the horse that got away.
 
Lidl Drip said:
I think part of the reason he can't get over Amanda is because there isn't going to be a #3 and he knows it. He can't even afford the "girlfriend experience" from local escorts anymore to pretend that a woman would ever date him again. So he's forever stuck seething about the horse that got away.
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Not with that attitude he isn't.
bitch(lowercase b, as that is your name), there is a beautiful queen by the name of Keffals that is looking for a girlfriend free boyfriend right about now. I heard that there is a lot of drugs in that house, and what more can you ask from a perfect woman?
Go get-em piggy! Something tells me you two are going to be a match made in heaven! Not sure about having kids, but hey, you can just adopt some little runt and pretend they're your flesh and blood, the alogs will buy it!
 
KebabShopSauce said:
He's definitely been felted in court by the horse in the past week. He does this every time.
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I’m going to guess that it didn’t involve the “CLEAN MAH PEE BOTTLES, BISH, OR AH WEEL KEEL YEEEEWWWW!” tape that has Shanaynay McPiggietittles whine on X “IMAGEEN REECORDIN’ SOMEWUN IN THEIR DARKEST OF DAYS“ bs that I find so funny.
 
repentance said:
Sure would be a shame if Ralph's shack got blown away.
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It's a category 3 hurricane, it will be just barely grazing by Merida on it's way to Florida. It's been 16 hours since the last gunt tweet, is his spic cellular provider already dead? Will Ralph even be able to drive back to Merida with all the potential flooding? If he gets home, will there even be power? If not, for how long? I predict Ralph will be stuck in Cancun for longer then expected. I'm predicting at least a week worth of aborted retorts.
 
Ralph, just get a job, homes. People do it all the time. Earning money from a good day's work beats being a soy-filled broke bish, you soy-filled broke bish.

You a soy-filled broke bish!
 
Piggy bitched out last time on what turned into a tropical storm, he for sure will resurface in Mexico city at some budget hotel with a tiny table to stream from.
 
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