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Will Ralph see Xander on November 15th?

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Lidl Drip said:
Everywhere he goes reminds him of the absconded horse.

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Yes we get it Ralph, you're still obsessed with her.

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Literal fucking holes in the wall.
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It has now developed into a "trolling trip". I don't think Pantsu gives a fuck, but the more he tweets like this the more I think he got his balls cut off in family court and is filled to the brim with hot, seething rage.
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Rage Pig said:
It has now developed into a "trolling trip". I don't think Pantsu gives a fuck, but the more he tweets like this the more I think he got his balls cut off in family court and is filled to the brim with hot, seething rage.
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The replies somewhat simplify this concept but I have doubts on the Ralphascience. Academics, please respond.

Also, archiving the thread in case El Cerdo Furioso DFEs.

T/A


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Rage Pig said:
It has now developed into a "trolling trip". I don't think Pantsu gives a fuck, but the more he tweets like this the more I think he got his balls cut off in family court and is filled to the brim with hot, seething rage.
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Ralph fails basic reading test again. Rozy would have to be a boy for this to relate to Pantsu. I’m sure Pantsu doesn’t even know her blood type much less worry about microscopic particles, but she’s in the clear here.

I’m sure she does consider the fresh loads recently left by her new boyfriends though.
 
Rage Pig said:
It has now developed into a "trolling trip". I don't think Pantsu gives a fuck, but the more he tweets like this the more I think he got his balls cut off in family court and is filled to the brim with hot, seething rage.
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Real pathetic stalker ex behavior to go back to the same place they went to together for the "2 year anniversary" to sit alone in a dirty hotel room masturbating to your old sex-tapes and drinking yourself to death. The woman who moved on and left you behind is totally owned by this.

Also where the fuck was Rozy while they were filming sextapes with Mexican giggolos? Did they lock her in the bathroom or was she just right there in the room while all this happen? 🤢🤮
 
MirnaMinkoff said:
Ralph fails basic reading test again. Rozy would have to be a boy for this to relate to Pantsu. I’m sure Pantsu doesn’t even know her blood type much less worry about microscopic particles, but she’s in the clear here.

I’m sure she does consider the fresh loads recently left by her new boyfriends though.
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So that mean's...Xander's fate is even worse.
 
Lidl Drip said:
Everywhere he goes reminds him of the absconded horse.

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The closer I look at this room the worse it gets. Here's my expert analysis
I thought they looked like chili stains or blood stains. Either way this is fucking nasty
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another little stain
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Ethan Ralph's broke dick flex light :story:
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This stuff on the wall has a weird texture. It looks like someone peeled off the wall paper and new paper was badly stuck over it.
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In the video I found a hole in the ceiling
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Another blemish or hole
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It looks like someone's been chewing on this little table. There's also a phone from 1971 with yellowed plastic
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All that was found even after Ralph's shitty camera was able to mask stuff by having zero quality. It's at least 3x worse in person
This carpet is also fucking filthy and probably has bed bugs living in it.
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Whenever I'm feeling down. I just remind myself that I'm not a raging ballsack piggy with quadruple titties and two exposed meat flaps staying inside a squalid yellow room because his metal shack has no power or water or AC.
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Julius Caesar The 187th said:
So that mean's...Xander's fate is even worse.
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Well Faith might will still have traces of Xander’s XY in her blood for years, but it’s ridiculously tiny.

If you have had a male baby in the last year, and get pregnant again, they can’t do those early DNA sex screening that are done before 12 weeks because it still detects the male fetus xy dna. This matters only because a woman/mother only has xx so that xy stands out and will indicate a male baby even if the new baby is female. The test is just looking for a chromosome.

However, after a year it’s so minuscule you can again have early accurate dna gender tests. When they say they can find male fetal for years they are looking ridiculously hard to find it for research, it’s not anything standard tests would find.
 
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Rage Pig said:
It has now developed into a "trolling trip". I don't think Pantsu gives a fuck, but the more he tweets like this the more I think he got his balls cut off in family court and is filled to the brim with hot, seething rage.
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That would definitely explain why he can't pay his power bill this month and why he's staying in a crack den instead of a nice hotel for his seethe sabbatical. Or maybe he's just upset about the protective order keeping him from telling his dozen or so fans how much he pretends to care about Rozy like he does Xander.
 
He basically threatened revenge porn, for the umpteenth time, in that twitter video. That video and half his tweets are blatantly obvious who they are in reference to.

Sooner or later the 'New Yorkers' will notify the court of this shit, because it's clear he's mentioning them increasingly often.
 
Die For Me! said:
What's more believable bros:
  1. Ralph is staying at an incredibly expensive hotel and paying between $319-455 dollars a night
  2. Ralph is staying at a Fiesta Condesa that is outside of the hotel zone he's supposedly staying in and paying about $150 dollars a night
  3. Ralph is moping around the hotel zone and found a bracelet on the ground, censored the pertinent information that would confirm he paid for a room, and is sleeping in the Ralphatruck
@theralph I'm personally requesting at least 2 selfies including the view of your 5 star hotel room, and at least 3 photos of 5 star goyslop meals before i can believe you are living the Troo & Honest rockstar lifestyle inside this luxurious hotel zone :geek:.
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Ralph was mocked so hard the last time he showed his face eating that he never did it again. He is too bitch made to show us his Amber Heard impression.
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ddlloo said:
He basically threatened revenge porn, for the umpteenth time, in that twitter video. That video and half his tweets are blatantly obvious who they are in reference to.

Sooner or later the 'New Yorkers' will notify the court of this shit, because it's clear he's mentioning them increasingly often.
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He specifically referred to "Sad and Trad" which is her old Twitter handle. I would personally deem that to be so unambiguous it should be actionable - whether it is legally is another matter.

Ralph is totally having a great time, he's totally not mad and definitely not seething about May leaving him. Not mad at all, happy even.
 
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