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Will Ralph see Xander on November 15th?

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Piggytits is only entertaining when he's on booze combined with pills. He's at his best when he's abusing polysubstances. Now he's just a boring, snoozing little piggy with quadruple titties streaming to an audience of 250, or 30 without Rumble's shitty fake numbers.

Sad.
It might be funnier to have another no piggy November.
 
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AltisticRight said:
Piggytits is only entertaining when he's on booze combined with pills. He's at his best when he's abusing polysubstances. Now he's just a boring, snoozing little piggy with quadruple titties stream to an audience of 250, or 30 without Rumble's shitting fake numbers.

Sad.
It might be funnier to have another no piggy November.
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Ralph has said some truly quoteable tard takes when he's flying on booze and pills. How much of that you can chalk up to retardation is anyone's guess. I can't imagine what harvest we would reap if Gunt got ahold of some hallucinogens like peyote or shrooms. God only knows what inner thoughts he might unleash while he watches the wall melt.
 
Mynameisdark said:
Colonel Kurtz was a woman on Twitter Ralph harassed for over a week, because she assumed he seemed like he was on heroin during the Rekieta interview. Ralph said things like "I wouldn't fuck her with my dead daddy dick" among other depraved insults.

Now he calls her a friend apropos of nothing, other than he wants one. Most of the Election guests Ralphs calls his "friends", but he doesn't seem to have private conversations with these people. They always awkwardly catch up on stream. Every single social interaction he has Ralph is monitored. Imagine having to schedule a month in advance to talk to your best friend, that's what Ralph has to do.
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The simple fact is he has no real friends. Gun to his fat balding melon, he'd say Dick Masterson is his best friend. So his best friend is a guy who didn't know he was going to be travelling right near him until it was discussed on air, and then said "yeah sure hit me up" with the same level of enthusiasm as me responding to my weird wonky-eyed Indian neighbor when he proposes coming over sometime to watch football so I can explain the rules to him.
 
Mynameisdark said:
Colonel Kurtz was a woman on Twitter Ralph harassed for over a week, because she assumed he seemed like he was on heroin during the Rekieta interview. Ralph said things like "I wouldn't fuck her with my dead daddy dick" among other depraved insults.

Now he calls her a friend apropos of nothing, other than he wants one. Most of the Election guests Ralphs calls his "friends", but he doesn't seem to have private conversations with these people. They always awkwardly catch up on stream. Every single social interaction he has Ralph is monitored. Imagine having to schedule a month in advance to talk to your best friend, that's what Ralph has to do.
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Quick reminder that Ralph called Gator of all people his best friend despite never having spoken outside anything killstream related. Think of all the people who have featured on his streams, at one point or another he probably considered them a friend but I doubt that it was mutual.
 
Piggy's true fwends were the ayelawgs all along. :(
Must suck to be alone in destitute roaming in a tin shack in Meheecoh. Time to mix booze and pills to dance for us piggy.
 
Anyone got the tweet that piggy deleted in shame?
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Ralph reminds us he is #NotAdmissibleInCourtThereforeNeverHappenedWomenAlwaysLie:
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Ralph announces 20 minutes late to the killstreams usual time slot that he will be incredibly late to work:
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Did he perhaps, have to move into a motel temporarily due to the power outages? :(

Rage Pig said:
Anyone got the tweet that piggy deleted in shame?
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It was the tweets advertising his interview with Alex Rosen, which had to be rescheduled to today.
 
Belligerent Salmon said:
Does Alex Rosen know Ralph got beaten up seeking out underage prostitutes in Portugal and also pleasured himself to a 14 year old? Seems like pertinent information.
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That's the advantage Ralph has of being an irrelevant bum. He can trick people into coming on his show since doing a cursory google search will bring up next to nothing from the last few years outside of kiwifarms. The most they're gonna get is some Times article back when the healstream happened and nobody in this area of the internet likes or trusts the mainstream press.
 
Die For Me! said:
What % will the pig be taking from Helene Survivors? 60/40? 70/30? Seems only fair Ralph keeps 80% of the donations since they would've gotten 0% if he didn't host the event if you want to know the truth about it.
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20% would be the most realistic answer if ever Ralph would actually give money to Helene survivors.

0% if whatever the conservative equivalent of the WSJ creates a shitstorm about a possible Healstream 2. Peter Thiel will be forced to refund superchatters.

Julius Caesar The 187th said:
Healstream 2?

Healstream 2.

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A follow-up to this one. Yee, the Kino Casino laughed at Helene victims and not at FEMA if you watched the whole stream.

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HackerX said:
1. Take it back. Go Vols
2. He was probably riding the Gators bandwagon in the 90s because it makes too much sense.

Something obviously isn't adding up. He used "staying at the hotel" above the brothel as an excuse for someone noticing him there. Now its "nice try alogs, but people can tolerate me. Someone let me sleep on his couch! I'm still not destitute though!!!"

Whatever happened to 5 star days??
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Julius Caesar The 187th said:
A follow-up to this one. Yee, the Kino Casino laughed at Helene victims and not at FEMA if you watched the whole stream.

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still at one like
lol
 
Julius Caesar The 187th said:
A follow-up to this one. Yee, the Kino Casino laughed at Helene victims and not at FEMA if you watched the whole stream.

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That's literally not what happened. All they said was hurricanes and storms happen all the time there and if they know it'll happen why the fuck still live there? It's a fair question. In Australia, this place called Lismore gets under water all the time and the locals are upset. At some point you really gotta ask why moan about it when you can just move out. It seems heartless but every 2-3 years the same shit plays out, eventually most will be disinterested and not care anymore.

If course this pig cockroach with quadruple titties lie. As he lies about everyone here being nonces, lies about his finances and encounters, everything about him is a lie. Even his fat girl angle selfies hiding his gelatinous undulating gunt is a lie.

When was the last time this piggy cared about displaced people due to floods and hurricanes anyway? He wouldn't even drive his own mother to dialysis. He doesn't care about his immediate family, who believes that he cares about total strangers?
 
AltisticRight said:
That's literally not what happened. All they said was hurricanes and storms happen all the time there and if they know it'll happen why the fuck still live there? It's a fair question. In Australia, this place called Lismore gets under water all the time and the locals are upset. At some point you really gotta ask why moan about it when you can just move out. It seems heartless but every 2-3 years the same shit plays out, eventually most will be disinterested and not care anymore.

If course this pig cockroach with quadruple titties lie. As he lies about everyone here being nonces, lies about his finances and encounters, everything about him is a lie. Even his fat girl angle selfies hiding his gelatinous undulating gunt is a lie.

When was the last time this piggy cared about displaced people due to floods and hurricanes anyway? He wouldn't even drive his own mother to dialysis. He doesn't care about his immediate family, who believes that he cares about total strangers?
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"Why don't the poor rural people quit their jobs, uproot their entire lives and pull tens of thousands out their ass to relocate to an entirely new area?"

Damn, that's such a retarded take that Ashton and Andy actually make Ralph seem good (even if he doesn't care and is doing it for money)
 
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