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Quadratits went from claiming that Medicare was faking his illness to outright celebrating his death.

Even if Jim dies, he’ll die loved by his family, his wife, and his fans. As for Quadratits, you’ll die in Mexico, alone, surrounded by unwashed vomit, empty beer bottles, and cockroaches. You’ll die a loser fat boy. Your children will be relieved of the burden of seeing your ugly face for good.
 
Wrasslin heels are just doing a job. At the end of the day wrasslin heels still go home to their wives and families. They are still friends with the faces backstage.
Ralph has made his entire identity into a wrasslin heel but without the money, the wife, the family, the friends and the gym.

Pretty pathetic really.
 
Hey, Ralph, when Jim dies he'll be surrounded by the people that love him.

When you die you'll be surrounded by piss bottles and the chair that you will inevitably melt into.
 
Ralphs #1 paypig Guitar_Anthony has revealed the name of his 2 twin daughters, they bare a shocking resemblance to someone else's daughter (cant imagine why):
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solidus said:
Based on his previous history, why am I not surprised he condones the rape and murder of a woman.
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So he really did rape & murder that woman behind an Arby's! :cryblood:
 
Since Ralph has been bragging about the death of his internet daddy, I thought it would be appropriate to post this here


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Both circles would be around the date @Null said Ralph should be harvested for the corn. And the price of corn shot up drastically but now its coming down. I think another harvest is needed
 
LOL Rape It Ralph got worked. Spent all week hyping up that he was gonna take over BPITU with Dick because Vito was getting fired and Ralph had inside info about it only for Dick to sell half the trademark to Vito for a buck, effectively making Ralph look the the Biggest Rube in The Universe.
 
Capt. Jean Luc Ritard said:
Ralph W. Imagine getting sick and dying. What a retard.
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I don't think he has to imagine too hard.
Not Even Twice said:
Remember this is simply because his internet daddy laughed at him. That's it.
It's easy to laugh at Ralph, but between this and him laughing about the woman who got raped and shot I have to thank him for constantly reminding us that he is an utterly despicable person.
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Ahem. Jim also shook a pill bottle and it made Ralph feel really sad because it reminded him of lows. Though if I were to think about it, maybe it reminded him of his highs?
JAKL II said:
LOL Rape It Ralph got worked. Spent all week hyping up that he was gonna take over BPITU with Dick because Vito was getting fired and Ralph had inside info about it only for Dick to sell half the trademark to Vito for a buck, effectively making Ralph look the the Biggest Rube in The Universe.
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The most logical reasoning for Dick going through this entire ordeal was to make Ralph look like a pathetic retard. This may have been a legitimate work, lol.
 
Die For Me! said:
Ralphs #1 paypig Guitar_Anthony has revealed the name of his 2 twin daughters, they bare a shocking resemblance to someone else's daughter (cant imagine why):
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Jesus Christ. Imagine being so braindead that you paypig Ralph. Someone like that having kids is legitimately a frightening thought.
 
Ralph browsing the karen farms again in bed, you can tell by how he censored Rape:
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By the way Ralph... ya missed a spot! :stress:
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better clean it up Ralphie boy! Your entire lifes work (a twitter account) is on the line here!! :story:
 
He can squeal about "werks" all he wants on Xitter but we all saw him groveling like a bitch at Juju's feet for the chance, and we can all see him just taking the disrespect now, like a bitch. Sad that Dax didn't even respect him enough to let him in on the joke!
 
Die For Me! said:
Ralph browsing the karen farms again in bed, you can tell by how he censored Rape:
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By the way Ralph... ya missed a spot! :stress:
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better clean it up Ralphie boy! Your entire lifes work (a twitter account) is on the line here!! :story:
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My favorite part about this tweet, is that honestly who gives a fucking about BPITU. Dick is a freak, Vito is a pedo and everyone adjacent to it is a retard.
 
Mr E. Grifter said:
My favorite part about this tweet, is that honestly who gives a fucking about BPITU. Dick is a freak, Vito is a pedo and everyone adjacent to it is a retard.
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Not even Dick cares about BPITU. He was the only of the three (Dick, Vito, BPITU Official account) to even Xeet the way to watch the episode. Any spontaneous interaction will have abandoned the show since there was no direct link.
 
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