There's also a colour one of him doing something similar, with his disgusting poopy licker wide open like a soyjak. His mannerisms are both faggy and punchable. No wonder the Portuguese pavement had an immense need to impact his gross face.
He did have $40k to $50k in his bank account at one point according to Ade Zero
Not even that is needed, just ask the pig it's name and watch it shit itself on the spot
You'll see Ralph's fear in the browning of his compression socks.
Something I just thought of: How long has it been since Shanaynay McPiggytittles has worn Paw Paw’s Rang?
Everyone knew it was a matter of time before that hunk of tin was given to a Mexican pawn shop in exchange for 10 bucks to buy a taco and a modelo. Maybe that time has finally arrived.
The Ralphacurse strikes again! Cripple on OxyContin arc incoming. He can't stop winning! Family issue that might force him to travel that he can't talk about? Piggy is getting divorce raped. Hooray!
He fell down some stairs juiced out of his mind. The whole crash story he came up with is as believable as him saying he's sober.
Drugs only work when mixed with booze.
The Oxyberries would be short-lived and the Sektur board would end up being renamed Guntspotting with Ralph's new arc as a heroin addict. I can't imagine him being to keep that addiction going long before the switch to a cheaper street alternative.
Not taking them was probably the best decision the gunt has made, albeit for the wrong reasons.
If it wasn't such a recent event, I would ponder on the possibility of Ralph writing off his Red Truck in an accident that he was at fault and getting this injury.
