🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

  • 🏰 The Fediverse is up. If you know, you know.
  • Want to keep track of this thread?
    Accounts can bookmark posts, watch threads for updates, and jump back to where you stopped reading.
    Create account

Will Ralph see Xander on November 15th?

  • Yes

  • No

Results are only viewable after voting.
Piggertits is REAL mad at King Phil

Xeet: https://x.com/theralphretort/status/1834265080722006170?s=46
KingPhil.jpg
RagePiggy.jpg
FUCK YEW BISH!
 
DSP: Ethan Ralph.

Ralph: FUCK YOU BISH I'M GONNA DOX 10 DEGREES OF SEPARATION RELATED TO YOU AND KILL YOU IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCTAGON, YEW DON'T KNOW WHO YOU'RE FUCKING WITH I'M AN INTERNET LEGEND, THE GAMERGATE VETERAN UP THERE ON THE MOUNT GAMERGATE

Very stable man. What are you gonna do Ralph, challenge him to a boxing match too that you'll bitch out of the next day? Or is the cooldown on that Ralphamale maneuver not up yet
 

Look at these fucking stains on the wall, what kind of fucking shit hole are you living in???
Capture.PNG
 
AnOminous said:
Except they're eating people's pets and murdered a child (Aiden Clark).
Click to expand...
Fact check chud: the parents are only upset he wasn’t killed by an older white man to perpetuate white hatred. It’s just awful people are using it to be racist against Haitians, the real crime.

Die For Me! said:
Look at these fucking stains on the wall, what kind of fucking shit hole are you living in???
Capture.PNG
Click to expand...

Black mold or is he rubbing his piggy hooves on his wall? I recall his previous airbnb had a mold issues.
 
Why's the angry pig man wearing a hoodie when it's 34°C (or 93°F) w/ an active heat warning in Merida?

1726165378875.png

EDIT: It's always funny seeing his stubby little arms and gay hand gestures as they are swimming around in his XXXXL hoodie.
1726165959233.png
 
Last edited:
Piggy is so busy, no show today. What a lazy piece of shit. What happened to his "chief of staff"? Can't find any retards to do the mundane work for him anymore?
Screenshot_20240912_202337_X.jpg
 
Sicko Hunter said:
This line of attack won't work Ralph. Phil has never had any interest in having kids. Phil is content shoveling goyslop into his mouth and playing WWE until he croaks. He doesn't care about a genetic legacy or anything like that.
View attachment 6408679
Click to expand...
Seeing your son for an hour as a big birthday treat isn’t a flex against anyone, Ralph. Functional parents just get to see their kids every day in the normal course of parenting.
 
Sicko Hunter said:
This line of attack won't work Ralph. Phil has never had any interest in having kids. Phil is content shoveling goyslop into his mouth and playing WWE until he croaks. He doesn't care about a genetic legacy or anything like that.
View attachment 6408679
Click to expand...
:diddler:ahm goin to visit MAH SONNN

It's not a brag to admit you don't have custody of your kids. Even Ralph's peaks are lower than the valleys normal folks go through :story:
 
Yeah, I bet DSP's kicking himself that he doesn't have to navigate multiple restraining orders to be able to see his child, who resides in a different country, for hours at a time.
 
Ralph pretty much interacted with every major cow on the site.
  • Chris Chan - 2021
  • Nick Rekieta (After Cowdom) - 2024
  • DarksydePhil - 2024
Magichan is now one with the Ralphamale, causing multiple dimensional merges as we speak.
 
So DSP baited him, transparently, obviously, blindingly clear to the meanest intelligence...and Ralph took it.

It's probably the reason I can never really hate Ralph. The sheer purity of that pig instinct is hard to fault.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top Bottom