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Will Ralph see Xander on November 15th?

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He's such a swell, principled and upstanding guy, you wouldn't understand. Selfless supporter of his good, rich lawyer friend.
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Well by all means. If he's going to sink far enough to attempt to bring harm to (by using someone else's hands, of course) someone who would in his mind be going to jail for a crime he himself has been guilty of, then nothing is off the table. Amholte is a moron, but to do all this? It can actually seriously lead to real harm or worse to the guy. How can this pig think in his tiny mind that Amholte deserves this for a crime he's been guilty of himself? Piggy is gonna get his snout pushed in the dirt by someone if he wants to take things to this level.

He had the chance to hit Amholte, for free, and he didn't take it. Now he's going to try to get people in jail to hurt him on his account? Wow!
 
Many prisons screen mail. If he stayed sober enough to spend hours mailing however many hundreds of letters to inmates, done while visiting the US to save money, they might all get thrown in the trash. I guess the message would probably get through with Imholte's local "celebrity" status and outside hollering.
 
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Actually, I think Ralph inserting himself into this debacle is extremely based. It's really refreshing to see a man of principle finally standing in Nick's corner and actually putting his money where his mouth is. All of the other online shyster lawyers and fake supporters run their mouths but never actually do anything that shows tangible results.

Ralph and Nick have something that few else in the sektur actually have, and that's a relationship built on trust, honor, and true friendship.

For Nick's sake, and the sake of his children, his wife, and his hot-wife, I hope Ralph keeps fighting the good fight.
 
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The Gunt knows, the Gunt cares. (A)
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Pretty sure he is pilled out his mind again, he didn't get the sarcastic tone of that comment.
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This fat pig cannot even comprehend that Moon doesn’t really care much. If Rekeita walks on a plea deal (likely) Moon will just keep trying to get the bawdy cam footage.
 
Rage Pig said:
He's such a swell, principled and upstanding guy, you wouldn't understand. Selfless supporter of his good, rich lawyer friend.
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Bragging about your "loyalty" is a bit weird when you're a twice divorced serial cheater and whoremonger who can't even keep an Internet friendship going for more than a couple of weeks because you lose your shit when your "friend" laughs at a clip of you farting and start calling his children retarded and his wife a whore.
 
I wonder if Nick ponders the fact that his biggest ally, and one of his only ones, is now Piggertits. There’s not a better symbol of his downfall than Ralph now being his BFF.

Fuck Gamergate anniversary, Gunt should put on that black cowboy hat and have Reiketa and Elijah Schaffer do a reunion show to commemorate the anniversary of gunt dancing a jig at the Blaze and his bowling championship victory*

Btw has Elijah Schaffer had Nick’s back online? Championing his buddy during dark days? Or was even the closeted Elijah too creeped out by Nick’s degeneracy and noped out. (Last I remember was Elijah being on Nick’s show and Nick forcing a convo about sticking rods up his dick.)

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(Don’t forget Gunt chose yelling at windows in the Blaze parking lot and getting coked up at a seedy bowling instead of staying with his wife who had just given birth four days ago. Gunt chose humiliating himself in Texas rather than sticking around for Rozy’s first week of life.)
 
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Worshipping the Balldo cuck, comes across as a bigger faggot than Milo.
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Your tiny, smooth brains cannot conceptualise to Machiavellian genius of the Ralphamale's 10-year plan. All of this is being done to inspire retaliation so Rekieta will get shanked in prison and Ralph will finally have his revenge for laughing at the shart clip.

As always, Ralph is four steps ahead, which is easy to do when you have four trotters instead of two feet.
 
Rage Pig said:
He's such a swell, principled and upstanding guy, you wouldn't understand. Selfless supporter of his good, rich lawyer friend.
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Lmao nothing makes me chuckle as much as the seething this place brings to cows. It's just a mirror, they don't like the reflection so they blame Null/kf for holding it up at an unflattering angle. Never change pig, you are precious.
 
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MORE WITNESSES INTIMIDATION LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO



I think it’s important to remind people that when Ralph makes fun of you, it’s because that’s something that Ralph is secretly afraid of/gets insulted by.

I think it’s also important to remind people who may not know the gamer gate Ralph, that when he went to jail, it was widely speculated that Ralph was in an unironic prison snitch.

Whiles there’s no concrete evidence (because prison CIs get extreme protection when it comes to their information). There are some of the connecting fibers that give the accusation weight, they are as follows;
  • Ralph was supposed to go away for one year for a violent offense, but only did eight months ( it’s very normal to be let off early for good behavior. It’s less likely if you went to jail for a violent offense, especially against a law enforcement officer.)
  • Ralph has very few if any stories about prison. Anyone has spent any time in prison they know the only real benefit you come out of prison with is a bunch of fucking crazy stories. Ralph plays his cards very close to his chest when talking about prison, even though you would think you would have tons of great stories about it.
  • Ralph made no friends in prison. Ralph has not talked about anyone he met in prison. He does not keep in contact with anyone from prison and again doesn’t talk about it. Again, another thing you get from prison is contacts, even if just funny characters to talk about. Ralph says nothing about anyone. Almost like he spent most of his time in the protective custody wing.
  • Ralph is a fat, scared lil piglet mommas boy who cries to the cops at any sign of confrontation.”ARREST HIM ARREST HIM!!”. We have seen what he will do to avoid a fight even if it make him look like a scared bitch.
  • There is some other evidence/rumors floating around, Jim Metokur called Ralph a prison snitch, but I don’t know if he has any other information that we don’t.
Remember that being a prison snitch can be anything from uncovering a huge underground drug smuggling ring to just telling the prison guard that somebody else wants to beat you up. I genuinely believe Ralph is definitely done that at least once.
 
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Well, it looks like Mexican migrants are indeed rapist, blood lust, low IQ scum.

To make your faggy letter more enticing, Ralph, you could send them some of your (four) titties pics, you disgusting blob. You fit better as a prison cell troon cock sleeve.
 
Rage Pig said:
He's such a swell, principled and upstanding guy, you wouldn't understand. Selfless supporter of his good, rich lawyer friend.
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Defending the Balldo out of all retards is already a low-hanging fruit. The fact he would resort this as a revenge against Jersh and as a meaning to attention-whoring his quadruple titties on the Killstream is just funny to see. Claiming to be a tough guy and would beat living the shit out of the ayylawgs' ass; having Josh living rent-free in his brain whilst having a bifurcated split gunt, being 5'1, balding, having split neck gunt and no training whatsoever, and only knows how to run away like a pussy.

Ah, truly a lovely romance story of the most upstanding, civilized fat pig ever existed.
 
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