🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Franz Joseph]

The replies, man:
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The replies to Ralph transparently begging April (fruitlessly) for even the tiniest crumb are even worse:
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This is the second time this fat fuck turned down money to get his ass whooped. I thought you were broke Ralph? That's an easy pay day.

 

[David Spadem]

You pussed out like a bitch Ralph, I haven't logged in for a while but hearing you'd denied your own name when approached by a steeltoe fanlet and being a little bitch running from a fight in a legal ring with protective gear against a cuckold, it's beyond Sad & Pathetic.

 

[Mynameisdark]

This makes me wonder, does Twitter have a block limit?

IIRC one of the reasons he was banned temporarily was because he blocked so many people it was effecting Twitters recommendation algorithm.

 

[Harlan Wick]

This makes me wonder, does Twitter have a block limit?

Ask Steve Shives. He's damn near blocked most of Twitter's users.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Null just said on today's MatI (about 1:15:00 in) that Aaron had said, that Ralph is being investigated for witness intimidation in a criminal case. Specifically for posting Aaron's address and home pics while cavorting with the Rekietas.
Edit: confirmed on steel toe show today, here's a clip:

Partial show on youtube (full show on friday is on rumble):

https://rumble.com/v5c2bp9-no-pigs-were-harmed-stms-08-23-24.html?e9s=src_v1_ucp

 

[Rage Pig]

Piggy makes a girly man tweet with emojis

Gets absolutely mogged in the replies

 

[TV's Adam West]

FIVE STAR DAYS, BITCH!

 

[Tofu Dust]

Null just said on today's MatI (about 1:15:00 in) that Aaron had said, that Ralph is being investigated for witness intimidation in a criminal case. Specifically for posting Aaron's address and home pics while cavorting with the Rekietas.
Edit: confirmed on steel toe show today, here's a clip:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=f8cSCRjaYEMPartial show on youtube (full show on friday is on rumble):
https://youtube.com/watch?v=6Fc4OqGVl8A:903

https://rumble.com/v5c2bp9-no-pigs-were-harmed-stms-08-23-24.html?e9s=src_v1_ucp

So if he tries to trot back to Mexico, will anything happen to him? Is it too soon to seize him at the border? I'm legally retarded so I have no idea how this kind of shit works.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Piggy makes a girly man tweet with emojis
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Gets absolutely mogged in the replies
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I like the cut of MrDigYaPotnaUp's jib, tbh.

 

[the_hidden_one]

Witness intimidation is a federal crime. I'm not a lawyer, but if he leaves the country and later gets charged for it I think that means he'll be arrested if he ever returns to the US. It will be kind of hard to visit his son after that.

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

So if he tries to trot back to Mexico, will anything happen to him? Is it too soon to seize him at the border? I'm legally retarded so I have no idea how this kind of shit works.

Nothing could be better than Ralph fucking everything up for Nick more than it already is

 

[Elmo]

So if he tries to trot back to Mexico, will anything happen to him? Is it too soon to seize him at the border? I'm legally retarded so I have no idea how this kind of shit works.

Probably not, but he's been enough of a useful (questionable) idiot to Nick that I imagine that bridge may soon be burned.

 

[Rabbi Palpenstein]

Oh Ralph, you wonderful, stupid motherfucker. Maybe doxing the cuck wasn't the best idea in the world, huh

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

I love randomly thinking about how Ralph is on here constantly. Can you imagine the total hours logged on this forum he has? Whether he's in Mexico, Minnesota or bumfuck West Memphis he's reading the farms at all times.

"I DO NOT USE FAGFUCK FARMS SOMEONE SENT ME THAT SCREENSHOT"

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

Well, Ralph is destruction incarnate in the form of an eldritch pig monster and he has a talent for wreaking havoc on the lives of anyone close to him in a myriad of ways, so it's entirely possible that this could get real funny.

 

[GaryGray]

List of states Ralph maybe served legal documents:

• Virginia (Outstanding issue with car crash, likely more outstanding traffic and credit issues)
• New York (Child custody)
• California (Child custody)
• Minnesota (Intimidation)

List of states Ralph has also been threatened in:

• Texas (Blaze Media, Ghost Politics)

 

[BibiLivesMatter]

So if he tries to trot back to Mexico, will anything happen to him? Is it too soon to seize him at the border? I'm legally retarded so I have no idea how this kind of shit works.

Idk if state be fast enough to do something with him while he's in Minnesota, Especially on a weekend. However, if it's taken seriously I wonder how it affect Rekieta? Ralph likely be far gone in Mexico before repercussions hit him.

 

[Rabbi Palpenstein]

Well, Ralph is destruction incarnate in the form of an eldritch pig monster and he has a talent for wreaking havoc on the lives of anyone close to him in a myriad of ways, so it's entirely possible that this could get real funny.

He does it so naturally too, it's impressive how quickly he can turn a boring Omnibus into a clownshow just by showing up

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Has he ever had a trip back to the U.S. that didn’t end up somehow worse off for him?

Buy now Farmers, the price of sweet fat hog will never be cheaper in America!

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Does anyone think Nick might have paid him for noseguarding by letting him hunt Kayla truffles? I’m sure Kayla is pretty lonely by now