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Will Ralph see Xander on November 15th?

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It's like everything he does is designed to revitalise the cancerman one more time.

I suspect hat sales are going to be booming.
Cancerman is enjoying the show.
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Aaron might have lasted less than a minute in the ring, but at least he's entered the ring, unlike Ralph who hasn't set foot in a gym since getting noogied by jocks in high school 20 years ago. The gym is like kryptonite to the Ralphamale.
 
"The Fantastic Four"

Mr Fantastic: Nick, tall and thin stretched out

The Invisible Woman: Kayla, disappeared from his streams to watch Star Trek xannied up in the bedroom

The Human Torch: April, burnt a home down

The Thing: Ralph, he's a horrible deformed fat monster
 
I love opening twitter to see excuses.
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Yes Ralph give people more reasons not to trust you. More reasons to doubt everything you say as you have no integrity. Don’t worry though. You’ll get your ass beat again. We may not have the pleasure of seeing it on tape but I can rest easy knowing it’s only a matter of time before you run your little shit eater to the wrong person and get your head removed from your body with blunt force.
 
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I can only assume that Kiwi Farms stalkers made good on their promise to pull Ralph's pants down and tussle his hair until he passed out.
The famous picture of the 5 of us walking away was actually after we pushed him to the ground and gave him a gnarly wedgie. The police just watched and laughed as the rage pig could do nothing but take a picture as we walked away laughing.
 

What does he think posting Aaron’s house is going to do? He’s such a bitch. His fans are more retarded and even bigger bitches. Nothings going to happen because the Killstream and all its fans are a bunch of losers. Pathetic to see this disappointment failure of a human being so desperately try to carve out a win of “I’m a badass”. Ralph, you’re a loser. And 5’1.
 
What does he think posting Aaron’s house is going to do? He’s such a bitch. His fans are more retarded and even bigger bitches. Nothings going to happen because the Killstream and all its fans are a bunch of losers. Pathetic to see this disappointment failure of a human being so desperately try to carve out a win of “I’m a badass”. Ralph, you’re a loser. And 5’1.
He wants to intimidate Aaron, who may be a witness in Nick's criminal case.
 
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