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Will Ralph see Xander on November 15th?

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EyeGuy said:
Ralph can try and laugh this off, but whoever this noble Kemetic Kiwi is, you know his chad stride and flawless grin made the hobbit wigger incandescent with rage and jealousy:
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Dude looks like he's having a fantastic day.

God bless, I hope he has many more, what a happy chap. Ralph should try removing the stick up his ass, and having a carefree, good day like this fellow.
 
So is Ralph...

1. getting drunk, eating his feelings and scrolling KF on his phone?
2. laying dead in Jim's driveway ?
 
lester said:
So this is the chance, THE CHANCE, to wedgy Ralph and he escapes.
Smh, Ralph W, kiwi L.
C'mon guys....really
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A wedgie on ralph is like anal sex; great in theory, titillating even, but the reality of the endevour is so full of horrors that the well adjusted stay away.
 
So, what excuse will Ralph make for not even setting a foot on Jim's lawn?
He's already traveled so far and not going to Jim just shows he's scared.
Imagine being scared of a guy in a wheelchair.
HOW BITCH MADE CAN YOU GET?
JUST ADMIT YOU'RE SCARED, BITCH AND GO BACK TO MEXICO.
SCARED BITCH BOI WITH HIS BALD HEAD AND KNOCKOFF HATS.
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GET OUT OF MY SIGHT, SCARED BITCH ASS NIGGA!
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This pitiful, doughy faggot turned up to a gauntlet of flights 24 hours early in a pill haze to:

Immediately dox yet another whale paypig.

Sleep on some nigga's couch and attend a 30 minute procedural hearing that's merely kicked the can down the road while describing it as "trial" the entire time.

Despite all the talk of meeting an atomic wedgie with knives and knuckle dusters knowing full well he doesn't wear underwear, he spent the run-up denying he was Ethan Ralph when somebody made inconsequential small talk, took some creepshots and scurried inside the courthouse.

His notes mostly consist of paranoid, incoherent scribbles seething about how fashionable suspected Farmers are. He is malding in particular about being waved to by a conventionally attractive woman and smiled at by a dapper mahogany sun god with impeccable teeth.

He denies being bald even though I'm pretty certain during his many pill streams when he starts nodding off and tipping forward, there is a very distinct, smooth eggshell looking area on his crown.

He offered emotional support to Lady Rackets, who he has called a whore multiple times. Afterwards, Nick clowned on him by implying he has the stature of a deflated child with progeria.

All in all, time and money well spent, pimp. Consider the farms thoroughly owned. :story:
 
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