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Will Ralph see Xander on November 15th?

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Capt. Jean Luc Ritard said:
Again, nobody cares. Are his head mates kiwi farmers and claiming they'll stop him? Nobody else is saying anything like that. We actually want you to go retard.
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Ralph is a retard that thinks online is real life. He thinks facedoxing is the greatest show of force imaginable and the threat of that will mitigate people from confronting him. In reality, the worst case scenario is a YouTube short of Ralph squealing while getting an atomic wedgie and he'll consider that a W because their face is on camera.
800 Chupacabras said:
He is almost certainly going to face-doxx some poor, random soul going in to do normal business, like registering to vote or getting a car title.
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The pig is setting himself up for an extremely paranoid few days. I can't wait. He better take some extra xannies to help cope.
 
OrionBalls said:
Because he's too drunk to look things up, Ralph this is for you:
"The District of Minnesota has a policy that restricts the use of electronic devices in courthouses, including recording and photographing outside of courtrooms. The policy prohibits recording or photographing:
  • Courtrooms
  • Court offices
  • Court staff members
  • Building entrances and exits
  • Security checkpoints
  • General Service Administration common areas
  • Public spaces..."
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I'm sure they'll make an exception for Ethan Ralph. He's a real journalist who runs a legitimate publication where 50% of the writers are convicted murderers.
 
All of you implying half the forum won't be there, decked out in merch, tryin to harass the Ralphamale and his dear, dear friend Nick. They are such good buddies, too. Sure, there was a minor little rough patch, tiny, insignificant, really. But thats how friendships go, you know. Or you don't know, since clearly you're all ayloggin losers who obviously have no friends, unlike Ralph, who has tons of real true friends.

Clearly, you're all plotting on the Ralphamale, like so many fools have before you, much to their sorrow. Shame on you all! The Ralphamale sees through such deceptions. And you won't stop him!

I believe in you, Ralph! Show these here ayloggin' faggots what a true Ralphamale is made of.

I almost choked writing this.

EDIT: Has Ralph made it? Is he out behind the courthouse right now?
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pic shamelessly stolen from @Gutpuke in the random pics thread
 
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Oxous said:
Apparently Ralph is having trouble now deciding if he wants to loiter outside the courthouse and stick his camera in random people's faces, or if he wants to go inside and... do what? Serve as moral support for Rekieta?
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Coward pussy wussy itty bitty little piggy with quadruple titties is too much of a little wussy to get into the courthouse, how sad and pathetic.
I'm betting he won't even make it to Kandiyohi county without getting blitzed out of his hog mind on booze and/or drugs. What amounts to an average trip for most is an arduous transatlantic sail for the pussy piggy with a bifurcated gunt who's 5'1'' and 300 lbs.
The self-proclaimed "bad Southern Outlaw" from Meheecoh is pissing his unwashed pants over "give him a wedgie", sad display. Hoot and holler when you make it outside of Meheecoh first, piggy. Capitalise words all you like, you're still a pathetic swine that's 5'1'' and as short as a mailbox.

Rage Pig said:
It's kind of impressive that he's on a 24+ hour sperg out with no signs of it ending soon. Running on pure spite and retardation, that's the Ralphaenergy.
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The same women which all three has a restraining order on you, and two of which you owe child support for the next 18 or so years, yeah?
So why did neither Southerns respond to you positively when you were creeping on them? Gross, disgusting creature.
 
Against all odds, Ralph has reached Tijuana:
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Next stop: getting into El Norte with the help of the coyotes. Pray to whatever deity you believe in - Jesus, Moloch, Magichan - for Ralph to make it to Minnesota. It's going to take a miracle.
 
Airports are notoriously difficult for me
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You are an old man. Smarten up, Jesus fucking Christ.

If you manage to catch your series of planes, trains and automobiles correctly (lol 🌈), just give everybody in the parking lot an ocular patdown and start oinking usernames at them while you hold a phone in their face.

You're bound to unearth the real Keranu, Haru and AltisticRight that way, King!
 
Sicko Hunter said:
Can someone go through Ralph's twitter and count how many times total Ralph has brought up Nulls penis? The man cannot stop himself form obsessing over it.
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That's like asking someone to go through Rick's twitter and count the "prisons" and "stalkers".
 
a short update from @theralph
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3-2-1836 said:
Good job you fat gunt, this statement has made your shitty little mexican knife illegal as Minnesota Law makes it illegal to carry knives for self-defense, also it's a felony to even walk into the courthouse with it even if you don't make it to security.
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:diddler: IT WUZ A WERK YEW AYLAWGS
 
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