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Will Ralph see Xander on November 15th?

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My Cat Is Racist said:
Joshua Moon would be arrested if he ever set foot in the U.S.A according to an inebriated rage pig. Looks like someone had some drinks on the flight.

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This is the most womanly video I have ever seen
Ralph, you have a vagina and I refuse to believe otherwise. Hope you enjoy your fat ass getting thrown out of court, we will see how much shit you're talking then
 
30+GameOvers said:
This is the most womanly video I have ever seen
Ralph, you have a vagina and I refuse to believe otherwise. Hope you enjoy your fat ass getting thrown out of court, we will see how much shit you're talking then
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Never forget about his quadruple pig titties, split gunt and belly button looking like saggy tits with stretch marks, gross body hair, and being shorter than your average woman at 5'1". Hi, Ramona! Enjoy getting your piggy gunt getting banned from the court for being too vindictive and unprofessional, and brought a knife into the court :ramona:
 
So everyone going to the trial is going to show up in Kiwi Farms t-shirts and merchandise so that Ralph can record them or is he just going to harass everyone who enters the courtroom with a selfie stick?
Rage Pig said:
Oooof. Not a single word of praise for piggertits, despite all his efforts to fellate the Balldo. The least Rekieta can do is pick up the Gunt at the airport, offer him a bedroom in his house, an expensive bottle of whiskey and a fat line of coke, and then let him fuck his wife and the live-in whore.
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The Gamergate anniversary made me remember the time that Ralph was popular and still had friends and cohosts. Seeing him suck up to Fuentes and Rackets just shows how desperate he is.
 
His replies contain a few nuggets:
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Completely sober, he just didn't realize that his flight is 24 hours later than his piggy brain told him. Happens to all of us.
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Not only is he sober, he's also not fat. Don't let the video of a fat pig man convince you otherwise.
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His beautiful voice made him hunnards of dousands of dollas!
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But a bish took it all away and galopped north, now he's a broke ass nigga eating disgusting tortas and drinks water out of a 10 liter bottle.
 
He’s meant to be a good ol’ boy from (West) Memphis. A southern gentleman. So why is he wearing a hat that literally has the letter Y for ‘Yankee’ on it? Make it make sense.
 
solidus said:
He’s meant to be a good ol’ boy from (West) Memphis. A southern gentleman. So why is he wearing a hat that literally has the letter Y for ‘Yankee’ on it? Make it make sense.
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It's supposed to be some esoteric message/threat to Pantsu and Harry who live in NY state. On a recent pillstream he made a big deal about pointing to the NY while screaming his wife's and daughter's name multiple times (which he isn't allowed to do) and posting a picture of the hat on his killstream Twitter account. It is utterly insane.
 
solidus said:
He’s meant to be a good ol’ boy from (West) Memphis. A southern gentleman. So why is he wearing a hat that literally has the letter Y for ‘Yankee’ on it? Make it make sense.
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New York Yankees ball caps, with a 180° flat brim, were a thing that urban Negro youths started back in the '90s (when the Yankees were dominant). As with all things, it was a style that wasn't picked up by low-rent wiggers, like Piggy here, until much later.
 
Cad an Hell said:
OH HE DRUNK
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This is great, he's wasting a shitload of money out of spite, getting more wasted with every clip he posts. He can't comprehend that nobody gives a shit about who is "giving the definitive response" on Rekieta. Extra points for his praise of the beaner slop on his plate, so high class you wuddend unnerstand you kiwi niggers. He can't go 2 hours without proclaiming his hate for Johm Potter to the world.
 
Balldo's Gate said:
Ralph says he's at the Merida airport
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Cad an Hell said:
OH HE DRUNK
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It has been approximately 16 and a half hours since he began the journey and still has not left Mexico. Unsure of what travel route he is taking but even the longest ones on Google capped out at 27 hours. I wonder if he is just going to the travel desk buying the cheapest flight from one airport to the next until he gets to MN. He does have three days to get to the and one hour to get to the court house from where ever he is in Mexico. Given he is clearly either drunk or pilled out this is looking to be a hilarious disaster. He also has to sober up by the time he reaches MSP to rent a vehicle and drive the 1.75 to 2.75 (depending on traffic) hour drive to Kandiyohi county.
 
I'm calling it now. Ralph is going to spend all his money on one-way flights to Minnesota with the plan that live streaming all of this will entice the Pay Pigs to donate enough to pay for his return home.

There is absolutely no way Ralph is going to be able to spend three days in airports and not waste his remaining money on overpriced booze. Ralph is going to end up stranded somewhere begging for money.
 
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