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Will Ralph see Xander on November 15th?

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Im not going to believe he’s there until he’s doing his stupid finger pointing photo of Chief Kandiyohi Statue outside the courthouse
 
Well there’s plenty of bars in the area including a Mexican resturant so Ralph can get his tortas and booze

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Muppetstudios said:
Well there’s plenty of bars in the area including a Mexican resturant so Ralph can get his tortas and booze

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With so many freshwater lakes in the area there are probably a lot of great small breweries. The Midwest is one of the best places to visit when you would like to go to sample local beers that you probably won't get anywhere outside of the area. There's also that nice lake and renting a boat or just fishing off a dock is probably really fun too. I bet there's nice camping grounds if you're into that sort of thing.

I'm not even saying this to alog Ralph so he gets blackout drunk than goes sailing or something (which I wouldn't mind of course). I just really want Ralph to go to that fucking trial and there is definitely something there to enjoy.
 
His little baby knife will do no good against the crack team of Guatemalan luchadors I’ve hired to run defense. They will be combing the area looking to drop El Atomic Elbow on anyone fitting Ralph’s description to make sure the hearing goes off without a hitch, the righteous course of the US justice system shall not be impeded
 

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Trying to trying Rekieta’s life? Have another drink wild boar.
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Does he still have a US drivers license to rent? He could use a Mexican license, but it could be a pita if he doesn't also have an international one (and an international one alone is insufficient).

It is important that customers check with the appropriate Department of Motor Vehicles in the States or Provinces in which they intend to travel to ensure compliance with their various licensing laws. The following practices are used to ensure the customer is presenting a facially valid license at the time of rental.

Customers traveling to the United States and Canada from another country must present the following:

  • Their home country driver's license that is valid, unexpired and includes a photograph. Digital licenses are not accepted
  • If the home country driver's license is in a language other than English (or French, for rentals in Canada) and the letters are English (i.e. German, Spanish, etc.) an International Driver's Permit is recommended, but not required, for translation purposes in addition to the home country driver's license.
  • If the home country driver's license is in a language other than English and the letters are not English (i.e. alphabet is not an extended Latin-based alphabet like German or Spanish but is Russian, Japanese, Arabic, etc.) an International Driver's Permit is required.
  • If an International Driver's Permit cannot be obtained in the home country, another professional, type-written translation may be substituted. In either case, the home country driver's license must also be presented.
  • Customers may not rent a vehicle solely with the International Driver's Permit. The International Driver's Permit is a translation of the individual's home country driver's license and is not considered a license nor is it considered valid identification.
  • In some locations, including but not limited to offices in Arizona, California, Georgia, New Mexico, Nevada, Texas, and Colorado, customers may be asked to provide additional valid government-issued documentation.
Alternatively, Willmar is $148+ by Uber, if you can find someone to do it.

Mr. Manchester said:
With so many freshwater lakes in the area there are probably a lot of great small breweries.
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There appear to be two right downtown - Foxhole and Intuition. N.B.: Foxhole is closed Mon & Tues. And intuition's taproom is closed sun-tues :-(. But they do say, "We’re not for everyone, but everyone’s welcome". <- until tomorrow
 
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Ralph is at Asados San Miguel, a restaurant at Felipe Angeles airport (AIFA) in Zumpango, outside of Mexico City.

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True to his promise to never go to Mexico City's main airport Benito Juarez ever again after some sort of dispute he had with Aeromexico, he went to the new airport AIFA instead which is in the outskirts of CDMX.

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That look alone always tell that Ralph will always be fat and gay trying to be like the younger generations. They already know your quadruple titties and protruding gunt, so why even insist you are not a fat piggy through shitty selfie angling techniques?
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If Piggertits got a projectile diarrhea here, the whole lavatory stinks to high hell, might be as equal as exploding shit from eating lots of fatty cheese from ungodly-looking hot dogs, tacos, enchiladas and chimichanga. He probably got too used to eating Mexican food here that he shits himself multiple times from consuming some grease in certain orders.
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True to his promise to never go to Mexico City's main airport Benito Juarez ever again after some sort of dispute he had with Aeromexico, he went to the new airport AIFA instead which is in the outskirts of CDMX.
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Next Aeromexico 2: Electric Boogaloo may or may not happen, if Ralph even knows how not to gloat, argue and shut his mouth trying not to causing the dispute all by himself.
 
Piggy's so perma-drunk and pilled out, he's more likely to buy a Kwik-e-mart switchblade knife only to find out too late that it's a comb.
 
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UPDATE: Ralph has now recorded a vile ageist video from Felipe Angeles airport attacking someone for hiring an 82 year old lawyer.

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Piggy is squealing, malding really hard over Josh and the ayylawgs over the fact that he proves himself to be a cowardly and egotistical fat pig that only has a big mouth. Jersh lives rent-free in his mind as long as his hatred for Kiwi Farms and the ayylawgs. Remember that, he got beaten up in Portugal twice on each separate trips and never take accountability for his own doings, running away from others that are shown to be taller than Gunt’s 5’1” and could beat him into a pulp more than what he has endured in Portugal :story:
 
So I'm assuming Ralph is gonna land at MSP, cause that's literally the closet to Spicer. I wonder how the fuck is he gonna rent a car to drive to Spicer without donos, cause that shit's not cheap, and it's three hours to and from.

Also, have fun dealing with the Somalians, Ralph. And the endless stream of heroin addicts roaming about.
 
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