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Will Ralph see Xander on November 15th?

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Tiger Jack said:
This does seem to happen to him a lot for someone who's supposedly sober.
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2 phones and 1 wallet in the last 12 months, he's braindead.
 
Why does piggytits need an Uber? Doesn't he have that ugly gay red truck already? What happened to that eyesore?
 
Drunkensailor said:
Include me as a follower of the yellow hat.
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Add me to the numbers of yellow hat fans.

Also, that first picture, on a plane, that's the same shirt as the Portugal II beat down, isn't it?

Did Ralph lose the yellow hat in Portugal?

Did this fashionista really wear the same outfit 2 times in the same trip?
 
Beavis said:
He’s on the drugs, alcohol, and no food diet.

the slop you get at a Roberto’s taco shop looks more appetizing than this.
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Don't knock it til you've tried it!

Sicko Hunter said:
This is just a sidenote but does anyone else find it hilarious white people will look at beans and rice wrapped in bread and because it's made by brown people IT'S SO FUCKING EXOTIC AND COOL GUYS
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In what universe in America is Mexican food considered exotic and cool in the year 2024? Not even in Spicer, Minnesota.

Lidl Drip said:
Only Americans, Mexican food is not popular in Europe. We do have some "burrito" places but it's got almost nothing to do with the kind of slop food that is a burrito in the US, it's more like a sandwich or kebab here where you pick your fillings and there's tons of salad and veggies in it.
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Well how many of your burrito places are actual Mexican places? I mean, apples & oranges. We at least probably have Mexicans in the kitchen. There are like 200k Mexicans in 740 million Europeans.

I cannot and will not speak for the tastes of the average American, but you don't have to go too far above it to find people who get the difference between Mexican-made-and-not-too-Americanized Mexican food and Taco Bell.*

*As of now there are about 8500 taco bells worldwide, over 1000 places internationally, up from a few hundred a few years ago, including Cyprus (4), Finland (16), Germany (1 opening next month, plans for 100-150 in 5 years), Netherlands (10), Portugal (11), Romania (13), Spain (119), and UK (78 as of 2022). Idk if Belgium is on the expansion list, sorry.
Sicko Hunter said:
Here is the Pictoral ebidence of Ethan Ralph's 8 incher.
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WHY DID I CLICK? I KNEW WHAT WAS GOING TO BE THERE.
 
AltisticRight said:
Why isn't he wearing that nigger rich Gucci cap anymore?
Where is your Gucci cap piggy?
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Probably got ripped off with his phone,

Capt. Jean Luc Ritard said:
Thank you. I am a yellow hat truther. The funniest was how people made fun of him for it and he went on a big tirade about how the yellow hat is cool and we don't understand fashion and then never wore it again.
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IIRC didn’t EOR abandon the silly yellow hat along with his rasslin’ belt and Sandra’s ashes at Harry and got sold to some lucky person on eBay?

BlueArmedDevil said:
Did he not have enough room for both phones in his man purse?
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He may but he’s likely too busy with his main phone on Grindr or something.

Cad an Hell said:
Lots of modelos.
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MOREDELO!
 
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Jeff Gerstmann said:
He doesnt wear underwear and the laundry only ever got done if Pantsu or his mom did it so chances are high
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Which is hilarious because laundry is so fucking simple to do. If you’re lazy and just hang it up you can just set it aside and check in a bit. If you have to go out to a laundry place you can just sit there on your phone and wait.

Also iirc he was seen wearing underwear during a pillstream where Pantsu told him to log off and you could see him get while having zero ass underwear shamble off screen.
 
Piggy now feels the need to defend his sad, lonely existence to a random anon with 181 followers who calls him gunt. Daddy Jim is always on his mind.
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Piggy, 82366 followers:
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Random anon, 181 followers:
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Sad, pathetic.
 
Piggytits, you realise random Internet weirdos can care less about some Irish cancer patient's family. Just because he lives rent free in your pig dome doesn't mean it's the same for literally anyone else.

Additionally, I'm pretty sure he has relatives that care for him and a wife that stuck around for how long? What do you have? Sandra and Ronnie are burning in Hell, your brother is shoved in some care facility and your other family members wish you didn't exist. All you have are two cats, a dying show and a torta artist that probably mocks you behind your back.

Sad.
 
AltisticRight said:
Piggytits, you realise random Internet weirdos can care less about some Irish cancer patient's family. Just because he lives rent free in your pig dome doesn't mean it's the same for literally anyone else.

Additionally, I'm pretty sure he has relatives that care for him and a wife that stuck around for how long? What do you have? Sandra and Ronnie are burning in Hell, your brother is shoved in some care facility and your other family members wish you didn't exist. All you have are two cats, a dying show and a torta artist that probably mocks you behind your back.

Sad.
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Ralph abandoned his retarded wheelchair-bound brother in a tard hospital. He was yelling at his mom and telling her to “hitchhike or get a Uber” when she asked him to take her to dialysis after a night of getting drunk on DLive. His dad abandoned his own family so he could get hopped up on dilaudid and die by melting into a couch in a shitty crackshack trailer.

Ralph is the last person who should be talking about other people’s families and how they handle terminal illness in the family.
 
One got cucked by a Mexican Gigolo, and one got cucked by Rekieta, it's a 50/50 chance win.
 
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