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I hope the Rage pig is too stubborn to evacuate. Then the only person left in the Knoxville photo will be JuJu
 
Westfalia said:
I hope the Rage pig is too stubborn to evacuate. Then the only person left in the Knoxville photo will be JuJu
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Tardski is still roaming free and doing quite well for himself.

EDIT: Sorry, I thought we were talking about this photo although Dax is absent:
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Rage Pig said:
Woman makes fun of piggy and calls him fat. He proceeds to cry and seethe for 131 seconds, culminating in a weigh-in challenge. Truly bizarre behavior, even for a lunatic like him.
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Ralph needs to remember that if Chrissie Mayr weighs more than him, that is largely because he is 5'1" and she is a normal height for a woman, like 5'6" or something like that.
 
Stupid kiwifags, when will you ever learn that Hurricane Chris has nothing on Hurricane RALPHAMALE?

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No e-celeb died to a natural disaster before, Ralph. God knows when someone is too famous to die in a way plebians do. That is why you can stand in front of a hurricane and nothing will happen.
 
AnOminous said:
Does that crack shack even have a foundation?
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Yeah, it's called Ethan Oliver Ralph.
Because he's fat with quadruple titties.

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Fat deadbeat irrelevant piggy in Mexico wants to fuck Chris Chan and wants the demon he summoned to suck his pecker.

Sammich said:
he's probably right, it will be cat 1 before landfall, but stranger things have happened, this is a very very early cat 5
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Da hurricanes are BIG FANS OF THE KILLSTREAM BABEHHH.
 
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This nigga is the biggest pussy in the universe. He’s fleeing his home like a scared little piggy with his tail tucked between his legs, yet is taking gay pictures like this thinking he is some sort of Hunter S. Thompson badass LOL.

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I sat through multiple cat 5s as a literal child LMAO
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What will make this even funnier is if Hurricane Beryl really does downgrade to a category 1 by the time it hits Merida like Ralph said it would, but the damage is still done by further revealing what a cowardly lying little faggot Ralph is. Just constant cosmic felting for the Ralphamale.
 
Seafarer said:
further revealing what a cowardly lying little faggot Ralph is. Just constant cosmic felting for the Ralphamale.
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If Ralph was capable of feeling shame (he’s not) I’m sure he’d be very upset but I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s going to be pointing posting at random hookers during meals in Mexico City while his cats are trapped in the house with an incoming hurricane.

How many five day dinners are we going to get between now and the weekend? Also why not celebrate the Fourth in the US with good friend Dax Herrera
 
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