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Ralph swore on the lives of his children that he would destroy America First!
🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit
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Rage Pig
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It's really incredible how shameless and willing to debase himself he is. Why does he even bother trying to frame it like "squash the beef?" Like, are you sure? Did you ever talk to Fuentes to confirm that this beef is squashed, or did you just completely fail to harm AF and decide you were going to crawl back after Daddy Elon noticed him?
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I get that he has nothing to lose at this point but, what is even there to gain from associating with AF again?
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Fat, pathetic, spineless BPD pig.
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JewsStayKillingChrist wins again
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It's worse when you remember the art Sven made for his America First rebellion. How he screamed and yelled for literally everyone, even enemies, to stand up and fight back against the America First movement. How he was going to try and spearhead the death of the movement.
And now, here he is, like a dog soaking wet from being in the rain for hours, shaking from the cold, scratching at the fucking door begging to be let back inside by Nick. It would only be more pathetic if Nick actually lets him back in.
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If he lets him back in, it will be solely so that he can enjoy seeing the groypers will taunt and ridicule him ceaselessly. Just because Nick says he can stream on Cozy or whatever again doesn't mean they're going to treat him well. One of the huge reasons why Ralph quit in the first place was that Nick's people just treated him like the group's pet retard, and he knew it. It'll be like that a hundred fold if he goes back.
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If they're really petty, they should just let him back in, disable his ability to ban and mute people, then take 45% of his PowerChat earnings. They can also mess with his viewer count.
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I always thought it was so embarrassing to see Ralph grovel for a man who is so much younger but much more accomplished than him. It's like when you see a really old man working at McDonald's and the manager is some teenager. Is there anything more humiliating for a man than to treat a younger male as your mentor and leader that you have to look up to? Knowing you will never have anywhere close to the success that he does?
Especially for Ralph who had every opportunity to make something out of himself, he had the momentum and the money and he even had the chance at a family TWO times. He wasted every single chance that he's been given because he's a loser and now he has to beg for crumbs from anyone who will have him because he is entirely alone in the world.
Especially for Ralph who had every opportunity to make something out of himself, he had the momentum and the money and he even had the chance at a family TWO times. He wasted every single chance that he's been given because he's a loser and now he has to beg for crumbs from anyone who will have him because he is entirely alone in the world.
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Being Ethan Oliver Ralph.
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I mean, where else will Ralph get the opportunity to scarf a tray of brownies?
Braphamut
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Proximity to Milo, Ali, and whatever other bussy enthusiasts at the catboy ranch?
He is the eternal cliched hunch-backed Igor manservant to cartoonishly gay sassy villains.
Why? Who knows. Maybe he thinks if he hangs around them long enough a unconscious body is sure to present itself.
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What viewers
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You gotta remember, Ralph disavowed his children, so they don't exist anymore. So In his pulled out mind, he never said that.
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Imagine being considered retarded by groypers, some of the dumbest people on the planet.
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Back when he was still on cozy, the theory was that there was an internal network of paypigs scattered across the site who would drop donos to streamers on the basis that they were associated with AF. Rubbing elbows with Fuentes was one of his last gasps of relevancy. He could have coasted on the post-fall out momentum but he was too much of a fuckup and a snake to spin it in his favour, people knew he had no moral scruples and was chinping out only because he got kicked out of their club.
Ralph used to have the reputation within AF as an attack dog that was useful but kept at arms length for what ever e-drama vendetta Nick wanted to entertain, but neither of them are even that relevant anymore.
Ralph hitching his wagon to Fuentes is funnier in retrospect, for the numerous feuds they had throughout the late 10s and early 20s when Ralph had an audience and would dunk on Nick for being an ignorant teenager. When he was on Cozy, Ralph quickly switched to pretending to be a young millenial or zoomer. One example I really enjoy and constantly reference is when he called Jim an old man and Jim reminded him that there's a four year age difference between them. I never got why people rapidly hurtling towards middle age (i.e. Baked Alaska and Beardson and Ralph) hung around Cozy/AF. It was really weird, desparate, and reeked of disingenuous "fellow kids" energy.
Ralph's attitude makes more sense once you realise he has the survival instinct of a cockroach, he'll do anything to stay alive amd he has no qualms about it.
I'd be really surprised if they let him back in, Ralph has been trying to weasel his way back into Nick's good graces for most of the year and has been told repeatedly to fuck off. Very womanly behaviour. Shameful!
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I'm just going to keep posting this whenever the topic of suicide comes up. He literally lives to spite his enemies.
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A friendly reminder of what the groypers said about his daughter last year
Imagine wanting to make peace with those types of people who said that kind of stuff about your infant daughter just to own da jooz. Mindblowing at how retarded this guy is.
Imagine wanting to make peace with those types of people who said that kind of stuff about your infant daughter just to own da jooz. Mindblowing at how retarded this guy is.
and he doxed several high-ranking groypers from Fuentes inner circle when they had their break up. I don't imagine they will welcome him with open arms. Even if they do, like you said they'll treat him even worse than before.
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Holy shit I forgot about these.A friendly reminder of what the groypers said about his daughter last year
Imagine wanting to make peace with those types of people who said that kind of stuff about your infant daughter just to own da jooz. Mindblowing at how retarded this guy is.
I remember seeing several of them. What a pathetic pig.
However, on the flip side, Ethan Ralph called Nick Rekieta's kids retarded and called his wife a cock-hungry whore. They made up.
The groypers doxed Theodore Feaser and his family, made websites in his name, and he crawled back.
Nobody in the Sektur has a spine.