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Rage Pig said:
Gunt has been reading this thread and makes clear that only lying bishes would doubt that a TV was wheeled into the classroom.
If he wasn't such a weak coward he'd be raping and murdering women, this level of seething hatred is pathological.
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LMAO. Ralph can’t even hold back his constant anger and rage towards women that he has to call an elementary school teacher a cunt. I guess he somehow thinks this makes his story more believable but it just confirms he’s an unhinged misogynist.

I guess having a dad like Ronnie made him cheer for niggers that beat and murder women.
 
Thorndyke Special said:
Holy fucking shit this is insane. I don't know how you could quit after one sentence, I couldn't stop reading! He's the Tommy Wiseau of the written word.
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The best part is that this is his very insecure CRP/ PUA negging essay attempt at wooing the retarded Pantsu back to the dirty Mexican hovel.

He is totally enraged that Pantsu block, deleted and moved on. Maybe if he reminds her that he thinks all women are cheap disposable whores, and he is totally, for real banging lots of them, she will come running back.

He seems to humiliate himself by trying this tactic every three months. I’m sure this time it will get great results and not just more mockery.
 
Rage Pig said:
Just read the first sentence and stopped, this nigga seems to be very bored writing all these retarded dear diary posts.
Edit: Skipped through this diarrhea and it's a very dumb and childish attempt to shit on Pantsu without making himself liable. He must be high on booze and pills to fabricate this absurd dreck and might delete it soon. Tried to archive but archive.is gave up after trying for 15 minutes.

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I read the whole thing because I’m a glutton for punishment. And it’s basically just like @polar bear said, it’s a whole Rekeita-esque “damn I fucked so many bishes an drank so much liquor an popped so many pills, but I’m a grown and changed person for it now…also got my dick sucked in an El Paso strip club” type rambling meandering “say a lot without saying anything” story.

When did Ralph go to El Paso? It had to be a few years ago because the only strip club that he could get away with that was shut down by the state (for prostitution and drug trafficking) for the last 2-3 years


EDIT: Pantsuela is a prostitute confirmed? I got that vibe from his little essay when he started talking about how he hates women and “you could just pay for em, bish”
 
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It really is no wonder they tried so hard to push the "Ralph is the leader of Gamergate!" narrative when he was arrested for nearly punching that cop. He is a dyed in wool misogynist. It's probably the only stance he's ever not flip flopped on. He was the perfect embodiment of the neckbeard women hating incel.
 
Nate Higgers said:
I read the whole thing because I’m a glutton for punishment. And it’s basically just like @polar bear said, it’s a whole Rekeita-esque “damn I fucked so many bishes an drank so much liquor an popped so many pills, but I’m a grown and changed person for it now…also got my dick sucked in an El Paso strip club” type rambling meandering “say a lot without saying anything” story.

When did Ralph go to El Paso? It had to be a few years ago because the only strip club that he could get away with that was shut down by the state (for prostitution and drug trafficking) for the last 2-3 years


EDIT: Pantsuela is a prostitute confirmed? I got that vibe from his little essay when he started talking about how he hates women and “you could just pay for em, bish”
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I think he wanted to remind the world that he had his pregnant girlfriend fuck a whore with him, for old times sakes! Ralph actually thinks this is some rad brag instead of utterly repulsive.

Gross obese white trash paying for sex with damaged whores is legendary shit in the sad Ralphaworld. He can only weep in his Mexican hovel and reminisce about these past glory days in El Norte.
 
MirnaMinkoff said:
Gross obese white trash paying for sex with damaged whores is legendary shit in the sad Ralphaworld. He can only weep in his Mexican hovel and reminisce about these past glory days in El Norte.
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He's the sort of wigger weirdo who thinks "I ate a sandwich" is a flex of some sort.
 
It's weird to think for a time that Ethan was stable enough to have friends and family that loved him and a career that actually made him money. Drinking to the end of a bottle and Xanies sure does make rock bottom look pretty.
 
In my experience a woman who falls for you will basically do anything for you short of a major crime unless you betray her trust.
In fact, some women can be so in love that they'll ignore 150lbs of fat, a 15 year age gap and your diabetic socks to follow you to a crack-shack in Mexico while you pop xannys.
And contrary to popular belief, most women won't go on a roaring rampage of revenge against you when the relationship ends. To make 4.5/4.5 gfs hate you you'd probably have to do something totally obscene like abuse them!


P.S
Ralph can claim to sleep well at night but the truth is just the opposite. While Jersh slumbers soundly, Ralph is confirmed to wimper the night away through pitiful booze-soaked REM cycles. Sad!
 
Rage Pig said:
Just read the first sentence and stopped, this nigga seems to be very bored writing all these retarded dear diary posts.
Edit: Skipped through this diarrhea and it's a very dumb and childish attempt to shit on Pantsu without making himself liable. He must be high on booze and pills to fabricate this absurd dreck and might delete it soon. Tried to archive but archive.is gave up after trying for 15 minutes.

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:story: This unhinged hollering won't even fit the screen.

I just saw the last paragraph and nearly spat my coffee out. Who the fuck writes like that? He's so completely porn-sick.
 
Rage Pig said:
Just read the first sentence and stopped, this nigga seems to be very bored writing all these retarded dear diary posts.
Edit: Skipped through this diarrhea and it's a very dumb and childish attempt to shit on Pantsu without making himself liable. He must be high on booze and pills to fabricate this absurd dreck and might delete it soon. Tried to archive but archive.is gave up after trying for 15 minutes.

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If this is a teaser for his autobiography, he needs to stick to streaming.
 
AltisticRight said:
:story: This unhinged hollering won't even fit the screen.

I just saw the last paragraph and nearly spat my coffee out. Who the fuck writes like that? He's so completely porn-sick.
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He does like watching women have sex with black dudes and believes that it's real akin to WWE. His entire life is porn and sweaty men.
 
I can’t stop myself from hearing this in my head as being read by Josh doing his Ralph impression which makes it hilarious. But chriiist what shitshow. It is clearly intended to be a sloppy attempt at manipulating Amanda, but it’s so vile that Josh’s Ralph impression slips from the southern gentleman into the hollering pig monster at every point where he forces us to hear about his disgusting sexual experiences/fantasies. We can all agree that pantsu is ugly, but it still boggles my mind that she could lay down with Ethan Ralph even once. He reminds me of baron harken from dune. And god help those prostitutes.
 
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