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Will Ralph see Xander on November 15th?

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Seems like there's a point in every lolcow's career where they start thinking they have magic powers. Ralph's ancient Aztec magic is a pretty cool version if you want my honest opinion. Lets just hope he doesn't end up as a blood sacrifice somewhere, the Aztec gods will just spit him right back out and probably cause an earthquake or something.

Ethan reenacts Chris Chan's Anchuent Prophecy with himself as Chris, Deni as Sara, and whoever he paid to fuck her as Wes-Li.
 
Graf pulled his user agent again for screen-capping Jarbo's tweet using Poast's nitter instance
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Lol. I guess he found some money for Deni.
  • Can't afford a trash can
  • Can't afford a co-host
  • Can't afford authentic wigger clothing brands
  • Can't afford his two bastard children
  • Can't afford to live in the country his daddy gave him
  • CAN afford to rent the town bike on a semi-monthly basis to own broke-dick farms.
FIVE.
STAR.
DAYS.
BISH.

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Graf pulled his user agent again for screen-capping Jarbo's tweet using Poast's nitter instance
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I am mostly an IT retard, but that seems sort of shit for him to be sharing that information, anything that could get graf into trouble there? I AM NOT SAYING GO AFTER GRAF.. i am just wondering.

Graf mentioned a week or so ago that spreading around that nitter instance had drove some traffic to him, be a shame if the folks that used it knew that Graf would be the type to pull information from it and share it with your enemies. I always find Graf to be a fuckign scumbag when and if it suits him.
 
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I can't help but forget that he's a rapist pig-monster! He may have gotten high off crack and raped a girl's mouth, but what a nice turn-around! It's nice to see this rapist pig-monster thin, and with his Pantsuela!

I'm mostly making this post to look back on when the next hog-decline arc happens. Maybe he's finally gotten so old that his emotions have stabilized though! Never know!
 
EDIT: Taking bets on whether Ralph is trolling or really does lack this degree of self-awareness
Gator is probably the person who least revels in other people's misery than anyone else in the sektur

He was with Ralph before the ibs stuff and he'd probably fuck off politics if his hobbies weren't messed with. You know even with me he probably just wanted to no longer be stalked by some psychotic freak

Why not just call him a faggot or a simp? That's the angle they're going with just say he's a week beta.
 
Ethan I fucking hate you, but I am glad you are losing weight. You look much better, hope you are staying off the sauce.
 
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