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Will Ralph see Xander on November 15th?

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Heel of Fortune with Gunt, Diddler and Vito on Robotstreamer. Brilliant idea, they'll all get rich. He was on a spelling bee stream last night and won $10, that's why he's so euphoric.
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"I made it entertaining!"

He's still pissed about that bombed guest host appearence he made that put everyone to sleep.
 
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Jim keeps going on about it’s a metal shed but idk where he gets that info from. It has to be pretty depressing for $400/month though.
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$400 per month can’t even get a decent place in Mexico any more. At best he’s in a roach infested studio in a crime ridden area.
 
deeman said:
Well... it's time for my yearly harvest of optimistic stickers, but i wonder if through all of this that has happened the latest... um... two years, if ONE single second of thought of his has gone... "Maybe i should get an honest job". Like if it was ever an option. Even Chrisis Chan had a couple of 'em and later a reasoning to not.
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Jobs are for losers and fags. The Ralphamale would never sully his hands with peasant work.
 
Braphamut said:
Wayne Lambright is in an enviable living condition compared to Ralph.
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Wayne Lambright was at least legally allowed to still own a gun since he never swung on a cop. And isn't twice divorced. And hasn't seeded 2 future welfare leeches.

The future looks Bright. Lam-bright.

Piglet wishes he could be compared to Wayne.
 
Ralph dodged the important question last night. What kind of a kid were you in high school? But from his behavior we can tell that he was a kid who's desire to dominate and control things driven by his insecurities was a killjoy to other kids making him undesirable and unfit as a play mate. So Ralph in order to fulfil his power fantasy (rooted in his inferiority complex) to control the game would do the most "logical" and totally "acceptable" dog-eat-dog thing. He would steal other kids toys, and then use the toys to try to create a group for a game that he wants to play by his rules and his rules only.

And he never changed. Here is a 40 y/o blob of fat trying to steal Salvo's toys to create a game environment with no rules that can disqualify him from winning.


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Truly Rural said:
Ralph dodged the important question last night. What kind of a kid were you in high school? But from his behavior we can tell that he was a kid who's desire to dominate and control things driven by his insecurities was a killjoy to other kids making him undesirable and unfit as a play mate. So Ralph in order to fulfil his power fantasy (rooted in his inferiority complex) to control the game would do the most "logical" and totally "acceptable" dog-eat-dog thing. He would steal other kids toys, and then use the toys to try to create a group for a game that he wants to play by his rules and his rules only.
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Now I'm just imagining a 15 y/o pimply-faced fat dork Ethan sitting in class like, Fuck yew bish! I'm not takin yur test. Yew can give me a F, see if I give a fuck. I'm livin 5 star days!
 
deeman said:
Well... it's time for my yearly harvest of optimistic stickers, but i wonder if through all of this that has happened the latest... um... two years, if ONE single second of thought of his has gone... "Maybe i should get an honest job". Like if it was ever a option. Even Chrisis Chan had a couple of 'em and later a reasoning to not.
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Definite 🌈. Getting an honest job is one of his 'loss conditions' especially when he says dumb shit like 'There's a concerted effort by jilted ex-lovers to take me offline' or dumb shit like that.
What Piggertits doesn't understand is that his show isn't 'content', HE is the content. This subforum and Kino Casino slow down to a molasses crawl when he isn't up to his xannied out antics. Let that settle in for a second Piggertits: Warski and PPP currently have a financially viable broadcast because you hit 'Go Live' on OBS.

He was asked recently what he does on his downtime (lmfao downtime when he hast to stream 12 hours to sometimes make a goal). He said something telling like 'On the weekends I watch movies and contemplate my situation.'

Pig puts his narcissistic head-mates bullshit out into the world and then quietly sueys in sorrow when karma hits him back 10 fold.
 
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UCantCCPMe said:
Now I'm just imagining a 15 y/o pimply-faced fat dork Ethan sitting in class like, Fuck yew bish! I'm not takin yur test. Yew can give me a F, see if I give a fuck. I'm livin 5 star days!
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He would be sitting in class taking it because Ralph is a known coward. Anyway he’ll go home and start slamming hammers into walls.
 
make_it_so said:
A little late here, but let's do a compare and contrast.

This tweet:
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Versus this tweet:
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Which one sounds like it's coming from someone who's actually winning and knows it?
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Hey Ralph I know you read KiwiFarms so how about that buddy? You made under $500 and Pedo Josh Moon made over $150,000. And he isn’t even using it for himself. I know that hurts hun but keep on being you because it is fun watching you fail.
 
TheSockiestSock said:
Hey Ralph I know you read KiwiFarms so how about that buddy? You made under $500 and Pedo Josh Moon made over $150,000. And he isn’t even using it for himself. I know that hurts hun but keep on being you because it is fun watching you fail.
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Josh daydreamed about killing his mother which is WAY WORSE than telling your sick mother to walk to her dialysis appointment and tell her to eat a dick. Do you understand?
 
KneeLengthCock said:
Wayne Lambright was at least legally allowed to still own a gun since he never swung on a cop. And isn't twice divorced. And hasn't seeded 2 future welfare leeches.

The future looks Bright. Lam-bright.

Piglet wishes he could be compared to Wayne.
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Wayne also does not have all substance addictions known to men.
 
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