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It's hilarious to watch Deni make all of these subtle digs at Ralph, he must be boiling under his skin. But he can't go scorched earth on her like he would normally because he is actually afraid for his life. This woman got him by his tiny Ralphanuts and she is putting on the squeeze.
 
Ralph letting literal women, Jim, Podawful, Kino Casino, Suverok, Gabe Hoffman, and others walk all over him is really SAD, PATHETIC. We NEED a fiery return of the Ralphamale. These people want war, Ralph must bring it. Once Zidan comes back from China and Lane Davis gets out of jail, they'll all be sorry!
 
Lidl Drip said:
But he can't go scorched earth on her like he would normally because he is actually afraid for his life. This woman got him by his tiny Ralphanuts and she is putting on the squeeze.
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dont know about afraid for his life, but she could probably get him arrested and jailed if she told the police the right things
and a mexican jail would not be a healthy environment for the ralphahog, so he really has to refrain from treating her like he treated amanda and faith (at least as long as he is in mexico)
 
Lidl Drip said:
It's hilarious to watch Deni make all of these subtle digs at Ralph,
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What is also subtle that I noticed, that is also hilarious, is clearly Ralph was talking to Deni about Elaine before shit went south. Meaning he was using Elaine as means of making this woman jealous/seem desirable. "See ***attractive*** women like me and talk to me, aren't you jealous?, aren't I desirable?".

***attractive according to Ralph.
 
Hewwo brief update:

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That was a pretty pathetic bluff, next time I have you lying awake at 2am at least make up something entertaining instead of just running away.
 
porkWellington said:
Ralph letting literal women, Jim, Podawful, Kino Casino, Suverok, Gabe Hoffman, and others walk all over him is really SAD, PATHETIC. We NEED a fiery return of the Ralphamale. These people want war, Ralph must bring it. Once Zidan comes back from China and Lane Davis gets out of jail, they'll all be sorry!
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There must be a big drunk kino explosion coming soon. He really is getting bodied by like 10 different people right now and he’s playing it unusually cool.
 
SargonF00t said:
I think Deni is finding out that the Sektur is an exciting place.

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As soon as Ralph engages people who are even slightly normal and in touch with reality they just fucking mog him.

Even this woman who is talking through Google translate is ruining him, meanwhile he's all meally mouthed "we ended on good terms".

What happened to "FUCK A BISH" Ralph? Cleo got your tongue?
 
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The thing is that they wouldn't have done that if he hadn't been so fucking boring. The only reason Jesse stayed on the call after berating him was because Ralph resorted to being a sullen, passive little girl.

Ralph was supposed to put on an entertaining show and he blew it, at that point Jesse was just trying to salvage something watchable.
 
Fornicario said:
Piggy got plenty of exposure. His problem is he can't make money off it. Which brings me to a question, if Stripe blocked Ralph from access, what happens to his internet payday loan (That is just too funny)?
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I don’t think Stripe blocked him. It seems he's just been kicked from a platform that uses Stripe for payouts.
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Rage Pig said:
It may be him shouting nigger and kike and playing KKK songs triggered a shitlib snowflake at CheckYa. These progressive people won't let a man earn a honest living, smh.
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They should know the ralphamale is blacker than black people!
 
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