Are you sure about that?
Even if he tried to, that doesn't mean Mexico would just automatically accept some obese pig who would contribute nothing to the economy but illegitimate children and whiskey vomit and white trash crime and degeneracy. Like us, they have plenty of that already and don't need to import it.
Mexico doesn't have to, because we don't have a treaty for it for child support, but they often actually do deport for felonies. They don't need people like that in their country.
I believe he actually did post papers that look like he does have residency. That's usually still dependent on good behavior though. They might not extradite even if asked (they don't have to) but they might reexamine his residency status or straight up start deportation proceedings if he looks like he's going to do some stunt like renouncing his citizenship in an attempt to avoid that.
Iād bet the majority of the remaining audience Ralph has are in very similar circumstances to his own. Either bastard children and/or divorced and extremely bitter they might be forced to give one cent to some bitch they aināt even fucking anymore that is raising their kids. Guntās remaining orbiters are as trashy as he is, which makes his prospects for 2024 grim. He needs those dumb younglings, incels, and HS/College age men that donāt have the govt docking their tiny paychecks or SSI checks for child support.
It's time for Ralph to disappear into the Amazon only to resurface years from now as part of a Peruvian flute band under his new assumed identity Manuel ElPorco; spending his days playing for Chinese tourists that throw peanuts at him and his nights rummaging dumpsters in the area for discarded hamburgers. Vickers will scrape together the funds through his shady dealings with small hat individuals and hire a mercenary army to hunt the hog. It'll be a whole thing, well, it'll be a whole thing I'll pitch to NetFlix. Haven't thought of a good title yet though.
China. Gotta be China.
Well he was first chair skin flute in elementary.
A sharp-eyed Twitter user has spotted that piggy is wearing a fake RL shirt here
He wears the horse close to his enlarged heart as he prays the one he married canters back to him soon.
I wonder if that is that Wal-Mart āUS Polo Assnā or some other China to Mexico knock-off brand we donāt see stateside?
Itās literally the most baller clothing he can imagine besides fancy purses. There was probably one guy in west Memphis that had real polo shirts because he robbed a truck of them and they called him Mr.Millionaire and Ralph wanted to be him so bad.
Yes. Ethan Ralph is plagued by constant, accurate feelings of worthlessness. He thinks that flashing logos will make people believe he must be important or special. Ralphās entire life is focused on making sure strangers donāt realize heās a worthless POS. What we think of him is all that matters to Gunt.
Mr Millionaire also must of owned Tommy Hillfiger socks. Ralph has been trying to imitate the glory of this circa 2004 West Memphis Jr High Chadās fashion ever since.
