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Elmo said:
Ralph is back to attacking Harry:

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"DEFEND ME AND THE WHORE I CALL A WIFE ON THE INTERNET HARRY. YOU PIECE OF SHIT" Anyone who isn't Esoshaggy is lower than a baby killer:story:

It's beyond adorable how he expected the Morris clan to give a fuck about their traitorous dark sheep's internet reputation, ALOG CIVIL WAR over the pedophile horse.
 
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Blue Miaplacidus said:
They're 100% bruises, and considering Ethan's reaction I'm now 100% convinced he is the cause of them. Even if they're bugbites:
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GOOD THING ROZY HAS NO VAX AND DOESN'T REGULARLY SEE A PEDIATRICIAN
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This is where my money is in. Someone in casa verde is getting Dengue. Dengue season is barely starting and they tally 100 confirmed cases in the state of Yucatan already.
 
It's been a very kosher few days for the Ralphamale. First EsoFaggy exposes Amanda Ralph as a jewish american. Then Kanye declares his love for the jewish people. Ralph also likes jews now since he's not allowed to have any of his own opinions anymore.
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I'd like to be the first to wish the Ralph family a Happy Passover!
 
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Day 4 of the "Sober Spring" and it's a no-show? With zero reason given as to why?? Could it be you're too shit faced to get on camera and feign that you're still "sober"? Did CNN & FOX not upload today? Either way I'm pretty interested in your attempt at a gaming stream if only for all the pillSoberstream Guaranteed™ Technical Difficulties you'll have.
 
AugustusTheAutistic said:
I wonder if Ethan is smart enough to realize we’ll know he’s not sober if he comes on stream talking slower then hell. Maybe he’ll even the keel with a few visits to the Warski wine box to speed him back up
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That's typically when he blanks his camera feed so he can sneak in a few drinks before turning it back on. He's wised up to the fact that the red cups aren't fooling anyone.
 
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RockHawk said:
No species of mosquito in the world has a proboscis long enough to pierce gunt fat
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My brother Ethan Ralph's skin is so thin mosquitos don't even need to bite him, they simply land on him and start lapping up that tainted markers mark infused nectar.
 
If he's really not drinking then he's taking more xannies and smoking more weed to compensate. That's probably why he's no-showing today, because he's too zonked out to do anything.
 
Quiche Lorraine said:
If they are mosquito bites then why aren’t Ralph and a Meigh covered with them?
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Thanks to garbage burgers and a high blood alcohol level he’s got a natural camouflage and deterrent that instantly kills any bug that tries. As for Meigh, she’s a horse. Ever see a horse whip away flies? Meigh does that. Poor little Rozy hasn’t built up the pig defenses and lacks the horse skill due to being a hybrid
 
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