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Will Ralph see Xander on November 15th?

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Telemeter said:
I enjoy seeing Ralph squirm a lot, however, i do not give a shit if he does to jail, he deserves to be locked up for a few months, his truck impounded, and his license taken away permanently just for the road rage pig video.
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I hope he goes into a flailing seizure from benzo withdrawal in a Mexican jail and smashes up both his eye orbits again but doesn't die so that he gets even more googly-eyed and funny-looking.
 
I'm Just A Worm said:
Ralph’s ”unhinged hobo” look in his new PFP, combined with drunken confusing tweets, gives off a real schitzo vibe.

I approve this new trend.
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Same here! For me it is because he mainly looks and acts so much like Lowtax in his final years and we all know how well things worked out for Lowtax. :story:
 
Ethan 'Bifurcated Gunt' Ralph is a fat homosexual and I would never consider having intercourse with him.

It's pretty pathetic that his tweets get even less likes than his show has viewers. Gunt Wigger is on that downward spiral.
 
Posts on his telegram get around 30 comments and reacts on average but nearly 1000 views, which leads me to think that his telegram has 970 farmers in it
 
Did Ralph have a legal setback? Or is this just the usual amount of rage he has before popping his first xannie of the day?
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Also, how are the Vickers keeping Ralph from seeing Xander when Ralph himself said he has no intention of going back to the United States for the next 5-10 years?

Oh yeah, Ralph doesn't care about Xander, he just uses him to get pity donos. What a piece of shit.
 
GaryGray said:
Ralph has a new saying, "You can't jail the Ralphamale." (T | A). Ralph knows what happened with Rekieta and the hindsight of, "Damnit Nick we lost the case again." Nothing good comes from being smug.
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But they've already jailed the Ralphamale after he became a convicted violent felon for taking a drunken swing at a police officer.

Hüftpriester said:
Did Ralph have a legal setback? Or is this just the usual amount of rage he has before popping his first xannie of the day?
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Also, how are the Vickers keeping Ralph from seeing Xander when Ralph himself said he has no intention of going back to the United States for the next 5-10 years?

Oh yeah, Ralph doesn't care about Xander, he just uses him to get pity donos. What a piece of shit.
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Ralph has been able to see Xander since Aug or Sept IIRC. He did meet his son in October of last year but after the kerfuffle over taking pics he didn't go, because why visit your son if you cannot take pics I guess. Anyhow, the subject of taking pics was settled last month, yet Ralph hasn't said anything about going back to NoCal to see his son again, so I don't know WTF he's talking about. Benzo delusions?
 
Don'tAnalizeMeBro! said:
But they've already jailed the Ralphamale after he became a convicted violent felon for taking a drunken swing at a police officer.


Ralph has been able to see Xander since Aug or Sept IIRC. He did meet his son in October of last year but after the kerfuffle over taking pics he didn't go, because why visit your son if you cannot take pics I guess. Anyhow, the subject of taking pics was settled last month, yet Ralph hasn't said anything about going back to NoCal to see his son again, so I don't know WTF he's talking about. Benzo delusions?
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Simple. He's just trying to drum up pity donos from his retarded fan base. He never cares about his offspring otherwise. They're simply tools to get him money (the same goes for his audience).
 
Hüftpriester said:
Did Ralph have a legal setback? Or is this just the usual amount of rage he has before popping his first xannie of the day?
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Also, how are the Vickers keeping Ralph from seeing Xander when Ralph himself said he has no intention of going back to the United States for the next 5-10 years?

Oh yeah, Ralph doesn't care about Xander, he just uses him to get pity donos. What a piece of shit.
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Nice of world reknowned theological heavyweight Ethan Ralph to weigh in on what will or will not send someone to hell. Would like to know his take on whether habitually abusive drug addicts who live on scammed donos and frequent prostitutes go to hell or not.
 
Nobody made you move to another country, avoid child support, relentlessly harass your baby mama and her family and render yourself unable to pass a drug test but keep coping about "parental alienation" buddy.
 
Hüftpriester said:
Did Ralph have a legal setback? Or is this just the usual amount of rage he has before popping his first xannie of the day?
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Also, how are the Vickers keeping Ralph from seeing Xander when Ralph himself said he has no intention of going back to the United States for the next 5-10 years?

Oh yeah, Ralph doesn't care about Xander, he just uses him to get pity donos. What a piece of shit.
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Ralph didn't want Xander until he was told he couldn't have him.
 
the ragepig has been able to visit xander twice a month since the visitation agreement was signed in september. the only thing that has prevented him from doing so is that he simply didn't like the fact that the family visitation center would not let him take photos of xander without faith's consent or a court order.

so, he ragequit visiting his son, and claims that faith is trying "to keep a father from his son". smh.

during the most recent family court case, the ragepig told to the court that:
i live across the globe and i fly in and see him whenever i can, you know, every other month, or whatever it is,
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and then this exchange happened:
judge: so mr. ralph is visiting how often now?

granger: mr. ralph hasn’t been visiting since …

faith [interrupting]: october.

granger: october.

ragepig: since we have this dispute, yeah.

granger: the order is for up to two times a month.

judge: right.

ragepig: yeah, it’s two times, two days per month, and i was gonna combine a three-day visit in november, but then we got into this dispute and i just decided that it was better to settle it in court early on because it’s kind of important to me, honestly, that i don’t get to see him as much as she does, you know [starts chuckling].

granger [speaking loudly]: mr. ralph, mr. ralph, that’s enough, ok, be quiet.
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followed by this exchange, after the details regarding any photos taken of xander were determined:
ragepig: sure, right, now, in the interim, can we go ahead and restart visits and stuff, right?

granger: your visitation hasn’t changed.

ragepig: right, i mean, we can, you know …

granger [interrupting ragepig]: yes, yes, resume visitation.

ragepig: ok, good. that’s great news.
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tl;dr: he has never been denied visitation, and he knows it. ethan ralph is a lying liar who lies.
 
He's totally not seething at losing another source of Xanax money, guise, you can tell because he put HAHAHA in it to show how totally he doesn't care.
 
Kicked off another platform. Another A-log victory.
How long do you think Fuentes is gonna keep you on, Ralph?
Better get on your knees, boy.
 
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